***CHAPTER TEN!!! YAY!!! I finally made it! Ten chapters! WOOHOO!!! Ok so
even though only a small amount of people have red my story, I am very
happy about this. Ok so I only got two votes for Snape's wife, that's ok
I'll improvise! This will be the best chapter yet!!! All the people that
have reviewed my story will be mentioned in this chapter because I love you
all!!!! Enjoy the 10th chapter!
NUMBER 10!
Jack the cameraman- Ok, the review chapter thingy, going on in 5.4.3.2.1!!!!!
Me- Hello and welcome to the review chapter thingy!! We are here to take a nice look back on the amazing 9 chapters that have already taken place! Isn't that right Tina?? Tina?? Oh wait she's not coming on until the review of the second chapter. This will be the longest chapter yet!! YAY!!! But we do have someone special that has decided to come to the show since he is apparently not yet recovered from his hangover, Dave the Producer!!
Sirius (yelling from the dressing room) - OLD PRODUCER!!
Me- Right Sirius, but anyway come on down Dave!!
Dave walks in dressed as a hooker, with a short skirt, high heels, makeup, everything.
Dave- Hey sweet thang!!!! How's my fav host girl been??
Me- Are you drunk again??
Dave- Actually I have decided to become a drag queen which is my true calling!! I looked more fabulous now than I have ever looked as that Dave character. He is soooo last year!
Me- OOOOOOOOOO, wait your name isn't Dave anymore??
Dave- Nope, now my name is Elizabeth Garden. (Looks at Jack) HEY, CHANGE MY QUE CARD!!
Jack (trying not to laugh) -Yes Madam!!!!
Me- Alright ummm, Lizzy. Can I call you Lizzy?
Dave (now known as Lizzy) - Of course!!
Me- Right um uh Lizzy, so how was your experience on THE MANSION???
Lizzy- It was fabulous! I loved being with so many different types of people! Especially that Sirius Black, he's a hunk!
Me- Ummm Ew
Lizzy- Why are you ewwwing? Sirius is a sexy beast!!
Me- Movie line taker! (Both laugh)
Sirius runs onto the set
Sirius- I heard my name!! Who said it.? (Spots Lizzy sitting on the couch) Hey what's cookin good lookin??
Lizzy- ::blushes and giggles:: Hi Sirius
Sirius- (looks around) uh who are you by the way?
Lizzy- I'm Lizzy and your hot!!
Sirius-Thanks I know I am and you are too!
Me- OMG!!!
Sirius- OH NO what did I say?? Who is that? Is that Dave's wife?? Am I going to get fired??
Me- Funny you should mention Dave.
Sirius- Why..
Me- Because this is Dave (points at Lizzy) Well actually she prefers to go by the name Elizabeth Garden, cute name huh?
Sirius- ::awe stricken::
Me- YEA!! I know!! You said that the old director is hot!!!!! You said an ex-guy is hot!! (Turns to Lizzy) No offense
Lizzy- None taken!
Sirius- UMMMMMMMMM
Lizzy- He's so cute when he's confused!!
Me- Ok that I will admit! But anyway let's get back to the anniversary show!!! Cameras are on right?? (Jack nods) Great!! So onto the first chapter! That's when we first got a glance at the contestants and me of course!! NAH Tina wasn't in that chapter!! LOL J/K Tina! But really your weren't. Ok so onto some mishaps and outtakes! So this first outtake is when the contestants had first gotten onto their plan. They had their own jet and everything!! But Draco is still not pleased with the service; he demands better, and he states his need in a quite, err, inappropriate way. Roll it Jack!!
Tape shows Draco sitting in between Crabbe and Goyle on a plane. He looks mad and is staring upward.
Draco- This is such a lousy plane. I deserve much better than this. Oh Stewardess!!!
Stewardess- Yes Mr. Malfoy, is everything alright?
Draco- My nuts!!
Stewardess- Excuse me?
Draco- No you F!@#$%^ pervert!! The little bag of nuts!! They are too F%^@^&# small you M$@%@$ F!#$&@ D#$%H%#@!!!! I need a bigger F#$%^& bag!! NOW!!!!
Stewardess- O_O
Draco- Thank you! *smiles and suddenly falls asleep*
End of outtake
Me- I did not know that happened!!! Draco is worse than Ozzy!! He curses!! Draco, you are a cool Mofo!! See I don't curse though, I am a good girl!!
Lizzy- Of course you are! That stewardess was absolutely fabulous, how did she get her legs to be so thin? OMG I just have to find her and ask!
Me- Umm right Lizzy, maybe later, anyway next outtake, this one involves me, unfortunately. It was a bit of an accident when I was standing on the roof (looks down)
Lizzy- This is a good one, and so funny!! Roll it Jack!!
I am standing on the roof with my hands on my hips.
Dave- You ready Keri??
Me- Geez can we do this already?? I want to go to the house and claim my area!!
Dave- You're just going to do the opening scene, make sure to look as gorgeous as possible, we need all the male viewers we can get!
Me *flips hair*-No problem!
Dave- Ok lights? Camera? Action!
Me *begins walking forward*- Welcome to THE MANSION! I am your host Keri and I. *falls of roof*
Me- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *SPLAT* Owwwwwww!!!
Dave- Ohhhh God this can't be happening!! *looks up* Why are you doing this to me great God of the television reality shows?? Keri?? KERI, did you break anything??
Me- I think I broke a nail!!! *sobs* I did!! Look at the damage!! I'm going to need a manicure A.S.A.P!!!
Dave- O_O Did you break any bones woman?
Me- Nah, luckily I landed on something soft. *looks down* or should I say someone!!
Sirius (being crushed beneath my weight) - That's what I'm here for
Me- Well thank you very much for saving me!
Sirius- No problem
Me- ^_^ *looks up* OK Dave can we do that again??
Dave- You don't have a choice!
Sirius (still beneath me) - Ummm hey you're pretty and everything but could you please get off me??
Me- Oh I am soooo sorry!! I've been sitting on you the whole time!! *gets up* I'm Keri the host!
Sirius- *gets up* I'm Sirius; you're the host of what?? What's with all these cameras?
Me- Duh isn't it obvious?? I am the host of the new reality TV show, THE MANSION!! It's when we take characters from Hogwarts and we put them in a mansion to live there for 3 months to see who goes insane! It will be fun!!
Sirius- Can I see the house?
Me- Sure, let's go!!
Dave- What about the opening shot?
Me- LATER!!!
**End of tape**
Lizzy (laughing) - I can't believe you fell of the roof!!!
Me- *embarrassed* I didn't mean to fall of the roof; I wasn't looking at where I was going! And anyway if I hadn't fallen off, I wouldn't have met Sirius!!
Lizzy- *suddenly serious* that is soooo another thing, he called you pretty! I thought I was the only one he thought was pretty.
Sirius- *not confused anymore* I never said that!
Me- You never said what? You never thought I was pretty??? *gets teary eyed* you think I'm ugly!!! *starts to cry*
Lizzy- Oh sweetie, don't cry!! *gives hug* I think your fabulous! Sirius is a guy he doesn't know what he thinks!
Sirius- *confused again* I never said she was ugly! I also never said that you were the only one I thought was pretty Lizzy!
Lizzy- *gets teary eyed too* you don't think I'm pretty either??? *also starts to cry* you think I'm ugly too!!
Me- *hugs Lizzy* its ok I think you are very pretty, you make Jennifer Lopez look like a chipmunk!!!
Lizzy- Better than J.Lo??
Me- Yes, you are so much prettier than J.Lo
Sirius- No she's not!
Me- *punches Sirius out* Yes she is, and you can't have her!! She deserves much better than you!
Sirius- *dazed* of course she is, now let's all sing a song! *falls to the floor unconscious*
Lizzy- Thanks for that!
Me- No prob girlfriend!! Now onto our next clip, this is a prank that was played on Harry while they were in the plane, it's cute, just watch!
*Everyone is sitting in the plane doing their own thing. The camera zooms in on Ron who was looking at a magazine "Quidditch weekly"*
Voice- Hey Ron!
Ron- Huh?? *looks up*
Voice- It's me!!
Ron- *looks everywhere* who are you?? Are you here to haunt me??? I didn't mean to eat Fred's chocolate frogs!!
Voice- ^_^ Good blackmail, but no that is not why I am talking to you! I want you to play a prank on Harry!
Ron- *looks around nervously* but he's my best friend! I would never do that!
Voice- Then I will tell you mum something bad about you! *pulls out tape recorder* Listen!!
Tape Recorder (in Ron's voice) - Hi I'm Ron Weasley and I (in deep voice) stole from my mum's purse
Ron- I never stole from my mum's purse! No one will believe you!
Voice- Oh yeah? *plays tape recorder*
Tape recorder (still sounding like Ron)-Hi I'm Ron Weasley and I. (Now Ron's voice) stole from my mum's purse
Ron- *gasps* you are so evil!
Voice- *sounding joyful* I know aren't I?? So you have to play the prank!
Ron- *looks down in defeat* Ok what do you want me to do?
Voice- Haha I am triumphant!! So here's what I want you to do, I read on this website that if you put strong smelling deodorant under someone's nose when they are sleeping they will tell you anything you want!
Ron- Really???
Voice- Really! Now hop to it Mr. Weasley man!
Ron- Wait I need some strong smelling deodorant!
Voice- Here! *extra strength deodorant appears on Ron's lap* I took it out of Snape's bag!
Ron- But how? Snape still smells really bad!!! (Whole plane laughs)
Snape (so not laughing) - Fifty points from Gryffindor Mr. Weasley, and a paper on something.
Ron- On what?
Snape- I am not telling you, but it better be right or you will fail!
Voice- Hey you A-hole leave Ron alone! You can't punish him now, you are all on vacation!! And anyway I am the only one that can yell at him right now!! WAIT YOUR TURN!!!
Snape- *looks up* UMMMMMMMM
Voice- He's confused! NAH!!! Anyway, Ron go ahead see what happens!
Ron opens the deodorant and puts it under Harry's nose. Voice starts to laugh and Ron asks a simple question
Ron- What is your name?
Harry (groggily) - Harry...James...Potter
Voice- OMG it actually works!! I didn't think it would! I thought that website was a rip off! Ask him something else!
Ron- Ok! So Harry, do you have any embarrassing secrets to tell us?
Harry- Sometimes I pretend I am a fairy
Entire plane- O_O
Voice- *bursts out laughing* FAIRY!
Because of the sudden noise, Harry moves around and Ron runs back to his seat. He throws the deodorant and it hits Snape. He accidentally picks up a Cosmopolitan and hides behind it. Harry finally wakes up
Harry- Hi everybody, are we there yet??
Entire plane- *laughs hysterically*
Harry- Why are you laughing at me???????
*END OF CLIP*
Me- And that's the end of that clip! I didn't know that Harry wishes to be a fairy!! What a beautiful dream!!
Lizzy- Yeah! Pixie's are soooo pretty and they get gorgeous wings!
Me- True!
Awkward silence
Me- Ummmm, what now?
Lizzy- I don't really umm know
Me- Me either, let's bring on some guest and torture them!!
Lizzy- Ok who? How about Justin Timberlake!! He's such a hottie!
Me- Sorry, there is not enough money in the world to get Justin on the show (
All of the sudden Justin runs onto the set
Lizzy- It's Justin!!!
Justin- *laughs hysterically and takes mask off*
Lizzy- *gasps* NOOOOOO
Justin- IT'S ME SNAPE!! I TRICKED YOU!
Me- How could you do that?
Snape- It was simple; I had to get you back for encouraging Mr. Weasley's bad behavior.
Lizzy- So that was your voice!!
Me- Ok ok it was my voice, but it was really funny!! The only other thing that would use that deodorant is.. Nothing!!! But wait, if you were getting me back then why did you do that to Lizzy??
Snape- *smirks* Well. *pulls out Clay voodoo doll* I didn't. yet
Me- OMG!!!! DON'T YOU DARE HURT CLAY!!!
Snape- *starts poking the doll's arms with pins* Heh Heh
Me- I.AM .GOING.TO.KILL.YOU!!! *starts turning red with fury*
Lizzy- Keri, OMG, calm down
Me- *starts running after Snape with very pointy stick*
Snape- OH MERLIN!!!! *runs away clumsily*
Me- COME BACK HERE YOU CLAY HURTER!! COME AND FACE ME LIKE A MAN!!
Snape- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! *runs into green room* HELP ME!!!!
Everyone in green room, which is the entire cast, look at Snape being chased
Sirius- Oy, she is so controversial, Ron, Harry, someone stop her
Harry and Ron- Ok
Start running and catch me and throw me on the floor
Me- Let me go!!! I have to hurt Snape!!!!!!
Hermione- Sweetie you have to calm down, you are all red and it is horrible for your complexion!
Me- But Snape did something bad and I have to make him pay!!
Dean- What could he have possibly done that could have been that bad?
Me- HE HURT CLAY!!!
All- That's it???
The door suddenly opens and in runs Courtney and other cousin Samantha
Courtney and Sam- HE DID WHAT?????????
Me- He made a voodoo doll of Clay and he was poking it with pins!!
Courtney-I'LL KILL HIM!!!! *grabs three pointy sticks*
Sam- HE WILL PAY FOR DISHONORING CLAYMATES! *grabs six pointy sticks*
They run into the other room after Snape and things can be heard like 'HOW DO YOU LIKE BEING POKED WITH A STICK!* and 'NO STOP!!! OWWWWWW!!!!'
All- O_O
Time stops and I get up
Me- *calmly* Will Snape survive being brutally poked? Will Lizzy ever find the man of her dreams? Will I ever get to chapter two?? All this on the next installment of THE MANSION 'CHAPTER REVIEW THINGY!'
NUMBER 10!
Jack the cameraman- Ok, the review chapter thingy, going on in 5.4.3.2.1!!!!!
Me- Hello and welcome to the review chapter thingy!! We are here to take a nice look back on the amazing 9 chapters that have already taken place! Isn't that right Tina?? Tina?? Oh wait she's not coming on until the review of the second chapter. This will be the longest chapter yet!! YAY!!! But we do have someone special that has decided to come to the show since he is apparently not yet recovered from his hangover, Dave the Producer!!
Sirius (yelling from the dressing room) - OLD PRODUCER!!
Me- Right Sirius, but anyway come on down Dave!!
Dave walks in dressed as a hooker, with a short skirt, high heels, makeup, everything.
Dave- Hey sweet thang!!!! How's my fav host girl been??
Me- Are you drunk again??
Dave- Actually I have decided to become a drag queen which is my true calling!! I looked more fabulous now than I have ever looked as that Dave character. He is soooo last year!
Me- OOOOOOOOOO, wait your name isn't Dave anymore??
Dave- Nope, now my name is Elizabeth Garden. (Looks at Jack) HEY, CHANGE MY QUE CARD!!
Jack (trying not to laugh) -Yes Madam!!!!
Me- Alright ummm, Lizzy. Can I call you Lizzy?
Dave (now known as Lizzy) - Of course!!
Me- Right um uh Lizzy, so how was your experience on THE MANSION???
Lizzy- It was fabulous! I loved being with so many different types of people! Especially that Sirius Black, he's a hunk!
Me- Ummm Ew
Lizzy- Why are you ewwwing? Sirius is a sexy beast!!
Me- Movie line taker! (Both laugh)
Sirius runs onto the set
Sirius- I heard my name!! Who said it.? (Spots Lizzy sitting on the couch) Hey what's cookin good lookin??
Lizzy- ::blushes and giggles:: Hi Sirius
Sirius- (looks around) uh who are you by the way?
Lizzy- I'm Lizzy and your hot!!
Sirius-Thanks I know I am and you are too!
Me- OMG!!!
Sirius- OH NO what did I say?? Who is that? Is that Dave's wife?? Am I going to get fired??
Me- Funny you should mention Dave.
Sirius- Why..
Me- Because this is Dave (points at Lizzy) Well actually she prefers to go by the name Elizabeth Garden, cute name huh?
Sirius- ::awe stricken::
Me- YEA!! I know!! You said that the old director is hot!!!!! You said an ex-guy is hot!! (Turns to Lizzy) No offense
Lizzy- None taken!
Sirius- UMMMMMMMMM
Lizzy- He's so cute when he's confused!!
Me- Ok that I will admit! But anyway let's get back to the anniversary show!!! Cameras are on right?? (Jack nods) Great!! So onto the first chapter! That's when we first got a glance at the contestants and me of course!! NAH Tina wasn't in that chapter!! LOL J/K Tina! But really your weren't. Ok so onto some mishaps and outtakes! So this first outtake is when the contestants had first gotten onto their plan. They had their own jet and everything!! But Draco is still not pleased with the service; he demands better, and he states his need in a quite, err, inappropriate way. Roll it Jack!!
Tape shows Draco sitting in between Crabbe and Goyle on a plane. He looks mad and is staring upward.
Draco- This is such a lousy plane. I deserve much better than this. Oh Stewardess!!!
Stewardess- Yes Mr. Malfoy, is everything alright?
Draco- My nuts!!
Stewardess- Excuse me?
Draco- No you F!@#$%^ pervert!! The little bag of nuts!! They are too F%^@^&# small you M$@%@$ F!#$&@ D#$%H%#@!!!! I need a bigger F#$%^& bag!! NOW!!!!
Stewardess- O_O
Draco- Thank you! *smiles and suddenly falls asleep*
End of outtake
Me- I did not know that happened!!! Draco is worse than Ozzy!! He curses!! Draco, you are a cool Mofo!! See I don't curse though, I am a good girl!!
Lizzy- Of course you are! That stewardess was absolutely fabulous, how did she get her legs to be so thin? OMG I just have to find her and ask!
Me- Umm right Lizzy, maybe later, anyway next outtake, this one involves me, unfortunately. It was a bit of an accident when I was standing on the roof (looks down)
Lizzy- This is a good one, and so funny!! Roll it Jack!!
I am standing on the roof with my hands on my hips.
Dave- You ready Keri??
Me- Geez can we do this already?? I want to go to the house and claim my area!!
Dave- You're just going to do the opening scene, make sure to look as gorgeous as possible, we need all the male viewers we can get!
Me *flips hair*-No problem!
Dave- Ok lights? Camera? Action!
Me *begins walking forward*- Welcome to THE MANSION! I am your host Keri and I. *falls of roof*
Me- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *SPLAT* Owwwwwww!!!
Dave- Ohhhh God this can't be happening!! *looks up* Why are you doing this to me great God of the television reality shows?? Keri?? KERI, did you break anything??
Me- I think I broke a nail!!! *sobs* I did!! Look at the damage!! I'm going to need a manicure A.S.A.P!!!
Dave- O_O Did you break any bones woman?
Me- Nah, luckily I landed on something soft. *looks down* or should I say someone!!
Sirius (being crushed beneath my weight) - That's what I'm here for
Me- Well thank you very much for saving me!
Sirius- No problem
Me- ^_^ *looks up* OK Dave can we do that again??
Dave- You don't have a choice!
Sirius (still beneath me) - Ummm hey you're pretty and everything but could you please get off me??
Me- Oh I am soooo sorry!! I've been sitting on you the whole time!! *gets up* I'm Keri the host!
Sirius- *gets up* I'm Sirius; you're the host of what?? What's with all these cameras?
Me- Duh isn't it obvious?? I am the host of the new reality TV show, THE MANSION!! It's when we take characters from Hogwarts and we put them in a mansion to live there for 3 months to see who goes insane! It will be fun!!
Sirius- Can I see the house?
Me- Sure, let's go!!
Dave- What about the opening shot?
Me- LATER!!!
**End of tape**
Lizzy (laughing) - I can't believe you fell of the roof!!!
Me- *embarrassed* I didn't mean to fall of the roof; I wasn't looking at where I was going! And anyway if I hadn't fallen off, I wouldn't have met Sirius!!
Lizzy- *suddenly serious* that is soooo another thing, he called you pretty! I thought I was the only one he thought was pretty.
Sirius- *not confused anymore* I never said that!
Me- You never said what? You never thought I was pretty??? *gets teary eyed* you think I'm ugly!!! *starts to cry*
Lizzy- Oh sweetie, don't cry!! *gives hug* I think your fabulous! Sirius is a guy he doesn't know what he thinks!
Sirius- *confused again* I never said she was ugly! I also never said that you were the only one I thought was pretty Lizzy!
Lizzy- *gets teary eyed too* you don't think I'm pretty either??? *also starts to cry* you think I'm ugly too!!
Me- *hugs Lizzy* its ok I think you are very pretty, you make Jennifer Lopez look like a chipmunk!!!
Lizzy- Better than J.Lo??
Me- Yes, you are so much prettier than J.Lo
Sirius- No she's not!
Me- *punches Sirius out* Yes she is, and you can't have her!! She deserves much better than you!
Sirius- *dazed* of course she is, now let's all sing a song! *falls to the floor unconscious*
Lizzy- Thanks for that!
Me- No prob girlfriend!! Now onto our next clip, this is a prank that was played on Harry while they were in the plane, it's cute, just watch!
*Everyone is sitting in the plane doing their own thing. The camera zooms in on Ron who was looking at a magazine "Quidditch weekly"*
Voice- Hey Ron!
Ron- Huh?? *looks up*
Voice- It's me!!
Ron- *looks everywhere* who are you?? Are you here to haunt me??? I didn't mean to eat Fred's chocolate frogs!!
Voice- ^_^ Good blackmail, but no that is not why I am talking to you! I want you to play a prank on Harry!
Ron- *looks around nervously* but he's my best friend! I would never do that!
Voice- Then I will tell you mum something bad about you! *pulls out tape recorder* Listen!!
Tape Recorder (in Ron's voice) - Hi I'm Ron Weasley and I (in deep voice) stole from my mum's purse
Ron- I never stole from my mum's purse! No one will believe you!
Voice- Oh yeah? *plays tape recorder*
Tape recorder (still sounding like Ron)-Hi I'm Ron Weasley and I. (Now Ron's voice) stole from my mum's purse
Ron- *gasps* you are so evil!
Voice- *sounding joyful* I know aren't I?? So you have to play the prank!
Ron- *looks down in defeat* Ok what do you want me to do?
Voice- Haha I am triumphant!! So here's what I want you to do, I read on this website that if you put strong smelling deodorant under someone's nose when they are sleeping they will tell you anything you want!
Ron- Really???
Voice- Really! Now hop to it Mr. Weasley man!
Ron- Wait I need some strong smelling deodorant!
Voice- Here! *extra strength deodorant appears on Ron's lap* I took it out of Snape's bag!
Ron- But how? Snape still smells really bad!!! (Whole plane laughs)
Snape (so not laughing) - Fifty points from Gryffindor Mr. Weasley, and a paper on something.
Ron- On what?
Snape- I am not telling you, but it better be right or you will fail!
Voice- Hey you A-hole leave Ron alone! You can't punish him now, you are all on vacation!! And anyway I am the only one that can yell at him right now!! WAIT YOUR TURN!!!
Snape- *looks up* UMMMMMMMM
Voice- He's confused! NAH!!! Anyway, Ron go ahead see what happens!
Ron opens the deodorant and puts it under Harry's nose. Voice starts to laugh and Ron asks a simple question
Ron- What is your name?
Harry (groggily) - Harry...James...Potter
Voice- OMG it actually works!! I didn't think it would! I thought that website was a rip off! Ask him something else!
Ron- Ok! So Harry, do you have any embarrassing secrets to tell us?
Harry- Sometimes I pretend I am a fairy
Entire plane- O_O
Voice- *bursts out laughing* FAIRY!
Because of the sudden noise, Harry moves around and Ron runs back to his seat. He throws the deodorant and it hits Snape. He accidentally picks up a Cosmopolitan and hides behind it. Harry finally wakes up
Harry- Hi everybody, are we there yet??
Entire plane- *laughs hysterically*
Harry- Why are you laughing at me???????
*END OF CLIP*
Me- And that's the end of that clip! I didn't know that Harry wishes to be a fairy!! What a beautiful dream!!
Lizzy- Yeah! Pixie's are soooo pretty and they get gorgeous wings!
Me- True!
Awkward silence
Me- Ummmm, what now?
Lizzy- I don't really umm know
Me- Me either, let's bring on some guest and torture them!!
Lizzy- Ok who? How about Justin Timberlake!! He's such a hottie!
Me- Sorry, there is not enough money in the world to get Justin on the show (
All of the sudden Justin runs onto the set
Lizzy- It's Justin!!!
Justin- *laughs hysterically and takes mask off*
Lizzy- *gasps* NOOOOOO
Justin- IT'S ME SNAPE!! I TRICKED YOU!
Me- How could you do that?
Snape- It was simple; I had to get you back for encouraging Mr. Weasley's bad behavior.
Lizzy- So that was your voice!!
Me- Ok ok it was my voice, but it was really funny!! The only other thing that would use that deodorant is.. Nothing!!! But wait, if you were getting me back then why did you do that to Lizzy??
Snape- *smirks* Well. *pulls out Clay voodoo doll* I didn't. yet
Me- OMG!!!! DON'T YOU DARE HURT CLAY!!!
Snape- *starts poking the doll's arms with pins* Heh Heh
Me- I.AM .GOING.TO.KILL.YOU!!! *starts turning red with fury*
Lizzy- Keri, OMG, calm down
Me- *starts running after Snape with very pointy stick*
Snape- OH MERLIN!!!! *runs away clumsily*
Me- COME BACK HERE YOU CLAY HURTER!! COME AND FACE ME LIKE A MAN!!
Snape- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! *runs into green room* HELP ME!!!!
Everyone in green room, which is the entire cast, look at Snape being chased
Sirius- Oy, she is so controversial, Ron, Harry, someone stop her
Harry and Ron- Ok
Start running and catch me and throw me on the floor
Me- Let me go!!! I have to hurt Snape!!!!!!
Hermione- Sweetie you have to calm down, you are all red and it is horrible for your complexion!
Me- But Snape did something bad and I have to make him pay!!
Dean- What could he have possibly done that could have been that bad?
Me- HE HURT CLAY!!!
All- That's it???
The door suddenly opens and in runs Courtney and other cousin Samantha
Courtney and Sam- HE DID WHAT?????????
Me- He made a voodoo doll of Clay and he was poking it with pins!!
Courtney-I'LL KILL HIM!!!! *grabs three pointy sticks*
Sam- HE WILL PAY FOR DISHONORING CLAYMATES! *grabs six pointy sticks*
They run into the other room after Snape and things can be heard like 'HOW DO YOU LIKE BEING POKED WITH A STICK!* and 'NO STOP!!! OWWWWWW!!!!'
All- O_O
Time stops and I get up
Me- *calmly* Will Snape survive being brutally poked? Will Lizzy ever find the man of her dreams? Will I ever get to chapter two?? All this on the next installment of THE MANSION 'CHAPTER REVIEW THINGY!'