Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight nor New Moon…but if I did, I would stalk Edward Cullen…
And at random times and moments I would pop out of nowhere and yell. "TAKE MEH!"….so maybe it's best that way….
Anyway….Last on A day in the life of Emmett.
"…Where's Edward?" I ask noticing he was missing.
Alice smiled. "Bella's house, duh."
Without another word I run down stairs and out the door.
4:17 Am
I reached Bella's house in less than 3 minutes. I stared at the still, dark house.
And that's when I realized…I never been inside Bella's house. This was a problem because, I didn't know where Bella's room was, and that met I didn't know where Edward was…damn…
I looked around and notice the tall tree that was next to the house…if I claimed up it…I could get a look inside. I grinned at the idea, I run to the tree and climbed it effortlessly. I sat on the one of the branches and to my surprise there Edward was staring at me threw the window. He must have heard my thoughts of climbing the tree. I waved to him.
"Hi! Edward!" I shouted happily, still waving.
Edwards face, was at first angry then worried, he turned and for a few minutes we stayed quit. Then he opened the window with out a sound.
"What are you doing here?" He said in a load anger whisper.
"Move, I'm coming in." I told him still in my normal voice.
"Shh…go home!" He scowled at me, in a whisper.
I jumped to the window sill and pushed pass him (with ease) as I entered the room. I still had a huge grin on my face as I looked around the room. Wow this was where Bella lived. And there in the middle of the room was the bed holding the human girl Edward had fallen for.
"What do you want!?" He hissed at me still in a whisper.
"So she's asleep?" I asked curiously, grinning still as I stalked over to Bella.
"Yes and I'm trying to keep it that way!" He hissed again annoyed.
I walked over to the side of the bed to get a better look, she was lying on her back, her right arm was under the blankets and her left arm across her chest, I held back my laugh. She looked like she was about to randomly start rapping in her sleep, my eyes moved up to her face, her eyes; still closed was covered by her hair chestnut brown hair and then I notice her mouth, hanging wide open and some drool rolling down her cheek. I cover my mouth trying so hard to hold the laugh in a few chuckles escaped.
"D-does-does she-she do-o this often?" I asked, struggling to hold my laugh.
I glanced at Edward, he face both anger and embarrassed for he's poor Bella.
"Sometimes." He admitted. Lowering he's head.
I couldn't help the other chuckles; I tried to get control as I put my finger under Bella's chin. I tried to close her mouth, but when I did; her mouth just fell open again. After that I couldn't help myself I started cracking up laughing. Edward was next to me in a flash covering my mouth. We both got quit; we both listened as Charlie (Bella's dad) rolled over in his bed in the next room and went back to making his buzz of a snore. Edward slowly let go of my mouth and then the idea popped in my head.
"Hello, Edward." I said in my best girly voice, as I moved Bella's chin up and down.
Edward coved his mouth trying, not to laugh.
"Are you still a virgin?" I made the unconscious Bella Ask.
Edward's face became hard and plan.
"Get out." He said in an emotionless tone.
"DO ME, DO ME!" I made Bella beg.
"Stop that!" He hissed in a loud whisper, as he grabs my wrist.
"Ok, ok" I said with a small chuckle, and then I walk over to the rocking chair and sat.
Edward then waped Bella's cheek off, and turned to me.
"Now, what did you want?" He said threw his teeth clearly pissed at me.
"Oh, yeah." I chuckled. "Jasper and I are having an agreement." I explained.
Edward cross his arms over his chest and tapped his foot.
"And I care why?" He asked in an annoyed tone.
"Well, are they called Play station controllers or Play station paddles?" I asked him worried for the answer.
Edward closed his eyes and shook he's head back and forth, probably seeing me and Jasper fight that I replayed in my head. He took in a long breathe in then slowly breathed it out.
"I am sorry Emmett."-He said calmly and slowly-"But they ARE called Play Station Controllers."
WHAT!? I thought. Edward nodded.
"Yup…that's how they identified them on X-play." He acknowledged me.
"Oh…" was all I could say, I was so disappointed. How could I argue with X-play?
Are you sure? I thought to Edward. He just nodded with a smirk on his lips.
"Positive." -He said smirking still, with he eyes still closed-"Now…maybe you should go home." He said opening both eyes.
I sigh again. I didn't want to go home and admit defeat.
Maybe…I didn't have too.