Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight nor New Moon but if I did…I would lock Jacob Black in a broom closet and have my OWN fun. So maybe it's best.

Anyway...Last on A day in the life of Emmett.

Are you sure? I thought to Edward. He just nodded with a smirk on his lips.

"Positive." -He said smirking still, with he eyes still closed-"Now…maybe you should go home." He said opening both eyes.

I sighed again. I didn't want to go home and admit defeat.

Maybe…I didn't have too.

4:22am

I opened the door to the house and walked in at a normal speed. I turned and closed the door be hide me. When I turned around Alice and Jasper both stood be hide me. Alice smiled at me then hugged me.

"It's ok Emmett; I know that you must be disappointed." She must of foreseen Edwards answer. I just hoped she didn't foresee my evil plain.

"Disappointed?" I ask in a mystified way.

I tried hard not to really FEEL disappointed, because if Jasper picked up the feeling he'd know what I was up too. Instead I tried feeling confused. Jasper did seem to be getting my confusion feeling, I could tell by his puzzled face.

"Yes, that they're called Play station Controllers and not Paddles." said an also confused Alice.

I wanted to laugh, but I would blow it if I did.

"…what are you talking about Alice? I said that they were called Controllers…Jasper and you said Paddles…so why would I be disappointed?"

I was tying so hard to keep my face and my emotions from giving away my efforts of reverse psychology. The two stared at me with concerned looks then looked at each other.

These were times I wished I could have Edwards ability. Alice and Jasper turned back to me. I was trying to give them an Edward serious face…but it looked more like Bella's face, when Alice told Bella that she was her favorite shopping partner. I think this was the point Jasper started to feel my worry.

"Oh, really?" He said folding his arms over his chest. I smirk going on his face.

I nodded. "It's ok Jasper I know it's hard to be wrong, but im like the three wise men only…I'm…one?"

Alice started to crack up laughing at me, and then Jasper joined in.

Just then Esme entered the room.

"Now what's going on here?" she asked in her motherly voice.

"Nothing, Jasper can I use your…controller?"

Jasper was still laughing he just nodded. Esme looked confused by Alice and Jaspers laughing fits. I just ran upstairs and grabs Jasper controller from his room the ran to mine. I didn't want to wait any longer to get my victory.

5 hours later and 30 minutes 10:52am

After a few hours of losing to the evil, dark, angel. I decided to go have some fun with my lovely wife. I slowly opened my door after shutting of my Ps2. I walked down the hall to Rosalie's room. I slowly opened the door, and discovered she was now stands looking at her reflection from all the angles she could. She was wearing a beautiful, low cut shirt with matching jean and black boots.

"Hi, honey." I said with a sweet puppy dog face.

"Oh!" she said surprised, she properly was to concerned about the way she looked to even notice me coming in.

"I love you…."I said to her as I opened my arms for her.

She smiled and walks over to me.

"I love you too…Emmett dear." she said as she let me wrap her in my arms.

I really did love her….more the anything. She was my sun on a rainy day. I would do anything for her and I know she would for me.

"You know what im in the mood for." I asked her in a teasing voice.

It took her a second then she got the message.

"Oh, Emmett no I just finish getting ready for the day…"she complained.

"But sweet heart…"

"No, maybe later this evening." She promised.

I sighed. "What do I do until then?" I asked.

She sat back down at her night stand to touch up her make up.

"Well…." She grinned. "Would you like to play hide and Seek?" she asked.

"Sure, just me and you?" I wasn't excited over the idea, but it was something to do.

"Yes, and if I find you…maybe you could have your way with me." She said still grinning.

Now I was excited.

"Alright!" I ran out the door and stood there for a minute.

Where to hide? I thought. Humm Edwards room! Perfect!

I ran to Edwards's room, I slowly opened the door with out a noise and went in closing it without a peep. Rose wouldn't think to look in here right away, because I wasn't aloud in here.

Ever since I broke Edward's 7th stereo. He had this hole. 'You're Not allowed in my room' rule thing. I sat on his couch and waited for my rose to find me. I hoped it was soon, I didn't want Edward coming home with Bella when Me and Rose be having are fun. Even throw…I would love to see Bella's face. I chuckle at the thought.

I waited for a few minutes. I stood up and paced a little.

Come on Rose…I thought. It's not hard to find me.

I waited a few more minutes then I walk to the door. I opened it and looked down the hall…emptily. I closed the door and took a few steps back before turning and running into Edward's brand new stereo. The stereo tumbled over itself the fell onto the floor making a huge crashing notice. I was so shocked that I did something THAT stupid that I couldn't move from my spot.

"Damn…" was the only thing that I could think to say.