Twilight the Musical

by theenvylover

Twilight rewritten as a humorous musical. Same concept as Chicago, which you don't have to see to understand. Bella sees the most dramatic parts of her life in song. i might be a horrible person because i personally think that this is friggin hilarious!XD

3. Before James Attacks

the print in italics is what was in the book
the rest isn't.
(just in case you couldn't figure that out)

Twilight the Musical

Twilight
Paperback
Page 447
Third Line
Before James Attacks

"Would you mind, very much, if I left a little letter of my own for your Edward?"

He took a step back and touched a palm-sized digital video camera balanced carefully on top of the stereo. A small red light indicated that it was already running. He adjusted it a few times, widening the frame. I stared at him in horror.

"I'm sorry, but I just don't think he'll be able to resist hunting me after he watches this. And I wouldn't want him to miss anything. It was all for him, of course. You're simply a human, who unfortunately was in the wrong place, at the wrong time, and indisputably running with the wrong crowd, I might add."

He stepped toward me, smiling. "Before we begin…"

He reached back and pressed a button on what looked like a stereo. Before I could ask what was going on, he whipped out a microphone and started to sing.

"Getting away,
Getting away,
Getting away,
Getting away,
Getting away,
Getting away,
Getting away,
Getting away,
Getting away,
With murder"

I couldn't help myself – I tried to run. As useless as I knew it would be, as weak as my knees already were, panic took over and I bolted for the emergency door.

He was in front of me in a flash. I didn't see if he used his hand or his foot, it was too fast. A crushing blow struck my chest – I felt myself flying backward, and then heard the crunch as my head bashed into the mirrors. The glass buckled, some of the pieces shattering and splintering on the floor beside me.

"Let me finish," he grunted before he started again.

"I feel irrational
So confrontational
To tell the truth I am
Getting away with murder
It isn't possible
To never tell the truth
But the reality is I'm getting away with murder
Getting away,
Getting away,
Getting away…"

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again,
me, horrible person, laughing my ass off.
sorry guys...
XD

flames are definitely accepted,
just don't tell me
"i don't get it".
there's nothing really to get,
it's just really random.
:D

the song-
"Getting Away With Murder" by Papa Roach.

the last chapter's was originally by Michael Jackson
so,
Kudos to
Silidons and
BellyGnomes
who actually knew
:D

disclaimer- Twilight © and all of its contents are owned by † Stephenie Meyer † and not me.