i had the best time writing this
:D
enjoy.
the print in italics is what was in the book
the rest isn't.
(just in case you couldn't figure that out)
Twilight the Musical
Twilight
Paperback
Page 22
Fifth line
Meeting Edward
(by the Offspring)
As I examined them, the youngest, one of the Cullens, looked up and met my gaze, this time with evident curiosity in his expression. As I looked swiftly away, it seemed to me that his glance held some kind of unmet expectation.
"Which one is the boy with the reddish brown hair?" I asked.
Suddenly all of the lights went down except for one spotlight on the mysterious boy.
"That's Edward. He's gorgeous, of course, but don't waste your time. He doesn't date. Apparently none of the girls here are good-looking enough for him," she whispered as music started playing. Edward whipped out a microphone and sang.
"All the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy."
I stared at them like they were crazy. Not the entire Cullen/Hale table that was singing, but my table who acted like nothing was going on. The whole cafeteria seemed to not even notice that these five people were now dancing on the table. Jasper Hale stopped dancing momentarily to speak into the mic.
"Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis."
Emmett grabbed the mic from Jasper and sang while the others danced around Edward.
"You know it's kind of hard
Just to get along today.
Our subject isn't cool,
But he fakes it anyway.
He may not have a clue;
And he may not have style.
But everything he lacks
Well he makes up in denial."
Everybody but Edward started to sing the chorus.
"So don't debate, a player straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway.
He's gonna play the field, and keep it real."
They pointed to me.
"For you no way, for you no way!
So if you don't rate, just overcompensate.
At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake."
They pointed to the boy beside me. Mike was it? They were suggesting that I should… No!
"The world needs wannabe's
So Hey! Hey! Do that brand new thing."
They shook their hips in unison with the music. I looked around the cafeteria again but nobody seemed to notice. I questioned my sanity.
"Give it to me baby," Alice sang.
"Uh-huh. Uh-huh," Jasper sang back.
"Give it to me baby," Rosalie sang.
"Uh-huh. Uh-huh," Emmett sang back. He looked too happy to help her with her request.
"Give it to me baby!" the four sang to Edward.
"Uh-huh. Uh-huh," he answered.
"And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy."
Suddenly all of the lights snapped back on and the five that were dancing on the table appeared back in their seats again, looking as bored as they were before.
"Stop staring!" Jessica ordered.
As I turned back around to the table I swear out of the corner of my eye I saw the Cullen/Hale table nodding their head to the silent music.
well,
i don't consider myself a horrible person for this one.
probably because it's not really a sad part of the book...
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one day i should put these in order...
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like that's going to happen...
:D
the song was
Pretty Fly (for a white guy) by the Offspring.
if you haven't heard it before;
go hear it now.
i love that song...
:D
-theenvylover
Stephenie Meyer owns the characters
MT Books owns the publishing rights
and
the Offspring own the song.
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i own two really stupid dogs.
one of them is named Puppy and the other is named Gir.
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yeah...