A?N: I'm sooooooooo sorry for the long wait and short chapter. XP I've b een having a lot of trouble with these and then-

Dhaos: She forgot.

... Again, sorry. But atleast there is something. I'll try to be better and come up with more.

Rabbit

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"Merry, look." Pippin sat by a log looking at the ground. Merry came over to see a large brown and white rabbit.

"That it?" He asked.

"Have you ever seen such a large rabbit?" Merry shrugged. The rabbit looked at the two and froze, the Hobbits did the same as to not frighten it. Seeing that they weren't going to move it started to leave but was stopped when an arrow zoomed past the Hobbits and into the rabbit. The two stared as Aragorn came up behind them and picked up the animal.

"What was that for Strider?" Merry asked.

"Breakfast." He answered and pulled the arrow out.

"Merry, for once in my life, I'm not hungry." Pippin said still staring at the spot where the rabbit once was. Merry slowly nodded.

Creature

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A few Nazguls gazed at the large creature before them. Covered with black scales and a long neck to hold it's oval like head. It's wings were long a almost transperant. The tail waved back and forth slowly. Another Nazgul came to gaze at the creature.

"What is it?" One asked.

"I don't know. All I know is that we get to ride these things."

The Nazgul nodded. "Still, I would like to call it something."

"How about the large flying creature with beedy eyes, big sharp pointy teeth, that screams alot?" One suggested. The Nagul looked at the one blankly.

"How about Fred?" Another suggested.

"Nah."

"Lets call it the creature and leave it at that."

Elflings?

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"Lord Elrond." Elrond turned around to the blonde elf that called him. "I just saw the strangest things. At first I believed they were elflings because of their pointy ears but then I saw their large hairy feet. Are they some type of beardless dwarf?"

"They are called Hobbits, like Bilbo, and they will be staying here for a while."

The elf sighed and started to leave. "At least they are not dwarves."

"No, they are coming later." Elrond relpied. The elf froze to the spot he stood hoping, wishing, praying that he was joking. Too bad for him that Elrond doesn't joke.

Dumped

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Aragorn had come back to Gondor with the surviving party after the last and final battle. He decided that he'd see how Eowyn was doing and hopfully sort out things between them. But how? The woman was in love with him. How do you tell a woman, for the tenth time, that you are in love with an elf. An elf that's leaving you forever but that's not the point. He was in love.

After trying to think of something to say, he found Eowyn alone. She spotted him the moment he entered. With a smlile on her face she rushed to him greatful to see that he was alive. 'OK, this is it.' He thought to himself. "Eowyn, we need to talk."

"Yes, we do." She smiled at him, making Aragorn feel worse about what he was going to say. "I'm in love with Faramir." She blurted out. "I guess this means you don't have to worry about choosing me over your lady elf." She smiled sweetly and left to find her new love, leaving Aragorn speechless for a long time.

Double meaning

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The Witch King threw down his mace against the soldier's shield shattering it on contact. The soldier fell to the ground and quickly backed away from him. Finding his sword he got up and readied himself for a final attack. The Witch King found this amusing and decied to enlighten him. "No man can defeat me." He had expected him to fall to the ground in despair or attack him only to fail.

Instead the man took off his helmet reveling that it was a woman and said, "I am no man." She took her sword and plunged it into the Witch King. As he fell and collapssed into himself, he thought of how much he hated irony.

Colorful

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A large army of orcs stood outside Sarumon's tower waiting for the wizard to come out. Once he did the orcs looked in confusion at the man in the colorful outfit. "I am your master!" He called out to them. "You shall obey me!" The orcs looked at each other wondering how they were going to take this man seriously when his clothes would change from black to pink to blue and every other color in just moments.