Sirius' Bike (A parody on Greased Lightning)
Remus: This is what you spent all that cash on? A motorbike?
Sirius: Oh come on, she's beautiful!
James: audible cough
Sirius: Yeah James, and what do YOU drive? A Comet Twenty Nine? Why this bike could be mechanical
It could be satanical
It could be botanical
Why it's my bikey (my bikey)
We'll get some shiny silver mud flaps and a black leather seat
oh yeah
(He's kidding, Pads you must be kidding)
I'll spray it onyx black, it'll clean up a treat
Oh yeah
(You've got no money, you just spent all your money)
Roaring through the night faster than the speed of light
Better than a broom, just feel the va-va-voom
In my bikey
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go
Go my bikey you're so fast I swear you can fly
(my bikey go my bikey)
Go my bikey you're flying through the midnight sky
You are so cool, you'll rock the school, my bikey
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go
I'll get some automatic brakes and thick treaded tyres
oh yeah
(Remus and James: ooh ohh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh)
If you say that she sucks you're a really bad liar
oh yeah
(Remus and James: ooh ohh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh)
A real smooth cruiser, we'll make Snape feel like a loser,
(to James)A little piece of heaven, she'll get you in with Evans
my bikey
Go my bikey you're so fast I swear you can fly
(my bikey go my bikey)
Go my bikey you're flying through the midnight sky
You are so cool, you'll rock the school, my bikey
Go my bikey you're so fast I swear you can fly
(my bikey go my bikey)
Go my bikey you're flying through the midnight sky
You are so cool, you'll rock the school, my bikey
Bikey, bikey, bikey
Bikey, bikey, bikey
Bikey…