NOT A JIRAIYA STORY. Happy face sorry just wanted to let you know!
I made it to my home and quickly grabbed some money. Alright sure i was shopping for a date with Jiraiya but i had to atleast be nice...right? I went through a couple of stores and finally came to one that I liked. I walked in and an old lady was at the counter. I decided I didnt like her snobbish face and looked through the clothes. I found loose black leather pants with from the mid thigh was fishnet to the knee. I looked around and found a silver tube top with snakes curling around it and an overcoat with the sign for elements on it. I paid for the things and rushed home putting them on. I looked in the mirror as i finished hiding some kunais and throwing stars. I heard someone knock on my door and I opened it to show Jiraiya with some flowers. I almost giggled and locked my door and he linked an arm with mine. "No touchy" I said wagging a finger at him. His smiled died down and suddenly it was back up and he dragged me to a festival. "Damn why is it when I come back theres a festival." I cuss under my breath. I let him take me to a ticket booth and he bought us both tickets. We played several ballon poping games and to my surprise I had fun. He closed my eyes and started to walk behind me making me walk forward. He took his hands off and I saw the forest that surronded konoha ontop of a cliff. "Its pretty" I said looking up at the moon. He made a move to kiss me and I backed away.
Jiraiya Dont i just want to be friends" I told him. He looked like he was gonna cry. "Im really sorry. Your 11 years older than me. Your old enough to be my Sensei" I gently told him. He looked at me being serious "Alright I guess. If you need anything i'll be here." He replied. "Alright friends?" I asked holding my hand out. He took my hand and shook it "But will you atleast give me a kiss?" I sighed and gave him a kiss on the cheek(i dont know how to spell it!). He smiled and offered to walk me home and I accepted. "Thanks Jiraiya I had a lot of fun tonight" I told him going into my house. I streached and dropped the stuffed teddy bear he won for me ontop of my bed. I changed and took a shower. I came out in a towel to see someone in the dark. "Who's there" I lazily said. They came out and it was Orochimaru! I made a move for my kunais but somehow i couldnt move as he walked to me. " So your the last of the Orashiyama clan" His calm velvet voice spoke. I nearly smaked myself to get out of the trance like state that I was in. I raised my arms and the air around him started to get cold. I went to freeze him when I was hit in the stomach. I backed away to where my sythe was and threw it at him.
He dodged everything I threw at him though! I was panting from the lack of training since I last used it and the skill it took to keep my towel up.Suddenly he was gone. I looked around and suddenly felt hands on my shoulders. My blood froze as I felt his breath on my ears. "A bit of training and you could be deadly. Do you want my training" He quietly asked me. I went once agian to stab him with my sythe without swinging the chain when he caught my wrist. "Let go of me you bastard!" I shrieked. He nipped the top of my flesh on my neck with his teeth and I screamed as loud as I could. Finally he bit down onto my neck and I shrieked in pain. My door opened and ANBU burst in. I dropped and curled into a ball. Everything hurt even to think. I felt a hand on my sholder and slowly opened my eye to see Jiraiya. He was deadly serious and he picked me and took me to the hospital. Multiple times i screamed in pain waking people up to see what was going on. I felt so bad, I was only home one day and this happens.
Eventually to my pleasure the pain took over and I fainted. I woke to be in some dark place. I looked around and saw nothing but darkness. Suddenly this huge snake came up to me. "Misssstressss" It hissed I was taken back. "are you talking to me?" I asked it. It nodded its giant head. It was Silver and dark green. " So does this mean your with Orochimaru?" i asked ."I have alwayssssss remaind loyal to the Orassssshiyama clan" it hissed and. I smiled "Then we'll be friends. If you dont mind if I summon you often?" I asked it. "Not at all itsssss been a while ssssince i lassst fought" It said eagerly. I felt something pulling back to earth and woke up to ungodly pain. I winced as i got up and saw my team sitting in the hospital room. The bite flared up agian and I nearly screamed. Knowing that I wasnt getting out soon I used the shadows in my room to move me from the bed to the outside of the window. I landed on the ground softly and got up holding my sholder. I went to my house and grabbed my weapons and I made it to the training grounds. I started target practice and after hitting my marks many times I brought my chained sythe out. I used it agian and after a while i passed out agian