A/N: -cue creepy music-
Yosh...
The shocking...ish twists.
Now, you all know you're so glad to have me back into the story. -nods head-
Why?
Because you just are.
Anywho, I love you alls...only a few more chapters...so sad...
Chapter Eight: Vocal Cords
She gasped. "Did Sirius tell you they were here?"
"More or less."
Sighing, I prayed for her to just tell me where she was. "Lily?"
"Yes?"
"Point?"
"Well, you see...uhm...you...uhh...you can't exactly see her."
I blinked at her. "What?"
"Well...you better not be angry with me for this! It was all James' fault! He didn't let her in in time and--"
"LILY!"
"Yes?"
"POINT!"
"She's a bloody werewolf."
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I turned and saw Black leaning against the doorframe of the room that I had just left. "She's a what?" I felt slightly amazed, yet, at the same time, I was disbelieving. There was no way! That'd just be way to weird! Her being a werewolf the same year that I was made into a vampire?! No way!
"A. Werewolf. You know, a creature of the night, half man, half wolf. Turns into a monster once a month? Yeah. That's what she is."
"Sirius!" hissed Lily. "Really! Couldn't you be a little more sensitive!"
"Sensitive? To what?"
"To the fact that--"
Their talk was ended by a loud crash.
"I got it!" called Remus, and he was off in a jiffy to go tend to whatever had mde that sound.
"REMUS!!"
The voice sounde familiar to me, though I couldn't place who it belonged to. It was low and angry, and there was a scratchy-ness to it.
"REMUS LUPIN!! YOU GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW!!"
My eyes widened.
"Yes! I...I'm coming!" Remus looked at me as he ran, "I hate it when she PMSes."
"I HEARD THAT!! I'LL SHOW YOU PMS REMUS JOHN LUPIN!!"
"No..." I looked at Lily. "THAT'S why I can't see her? Because it's her time of the month?"
"No! There's more than that you see! She's become increasingly..."
"Bitchy." said James and Black at the same time.
Lily shushed them both. "Sirius had to stay in that room with you, because James, Remus, and I were occupying the other bedrooms. Plus, Ashley's in the Drawing Room, throwing everything within reach. She's knocked Remus out twice."
James chortled, "That was quite funny though."
"SHUSH--James!"
He fell silent again.
"Any way, she...er...gets worse now...during...you know..."
I sighed. "You're kidding? Right? Have you ever seen how moody she gets? You expect to be allowed to unleash a monster like that onto the world?"
"Only once a month."
I shrugged. "As long as I don't have to be there--"
"MARIS AZURE!! GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE!!"
I groaned. "Joy."
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I dycked as a flower pot was thrown at my head."Jesus!"
"AZURE!"
I felt my eye twitch at the loudness of it all, and said, "Yeah?"
"GET OVER HERE!!"
I walked slowly over to Ashley, feeling slightly unnerved. She looked like she did before I'd made Lily change her, and her black hair was flying out of it's pony-tail, and her glasses were being thrown at a cowering Remus. "OUT!!"
"Yes Ma'am!" he whimpered, before running out.
I laughed at his retreating figure, and looked at Ashley, to find her sobbing. "Mee-ee-ee-uhh..."
I blinked a few times. "Lee? What's wrong?"
"I don't...I...I DON'T KNOW!!" and with that she pulled me into a choking hug. "I'VE MISSED YOU MY TEMA-CHAN! I'VE BEEN GONE A WHOLE MONTH AND I HAD TO LIVE WITH A BOY!!"
My arms pinned to my sides, I just stood there, open-mouthed. Jesus...Lily wasn't kidding about her mood swings. "It's alright."
She poked me hard in the chest. "And YOU! You're a VAMPIRE!! A VAMPIRE!! THEY MADE ME INTO A FREAKING WEREWOLF AND YOU'RE A VAMPIRE!!" She grinned. "ISN'T THAT WEIRD?!"
I raised my voice to be heard over hers. "WHY ARE YOU YELLING?!"
Ginning, she sat down. "IONO!! REMUS SAID THAT FOR THE FIRST MONTH MY HOROMONES'LL BE OFF THE CHARTS, AND THAT MEANS EXTRA FOR ME, CONSIDERING HOW MOODY I GET IN THE FIRST PLACE!! THEN, AFTER, I'M SUPPOSED TO BE REAL MELLOW, LIKE, A TOTALLY DIFFERENT PERSON!! WEIRD HUH?!"
Sighing, I yelled, "DOES IT AFFECT YOUR VOICE BOX, IS THAT EHY YOU'RE STILL YELLING?!"
She shook her head. "NO!! NOW IT'S JUST FUN!!"
I slapped my hand to my forehead.
Yeah...
THIS is gonna be pleasant...