Hello! Here is chapter two! R+R please!
Chapter 2 - WTF is a Kilt?
James: So, what are we gonna wear at the wedding?
Sirius: I don't know! I will wear nothing if that helps!
James: GOD NO! We will find some clothes!
Sirius: What? Are you scared that Lily falls for my - manly figure?
Remus: (Falls to the floor in fits of laughter)
James: Let's not go there Sirius!
Sirius: Scared of some - competition?
Remus: (Sides beginning to split with laughter)
James: No - scared of naked Sirius!
Sirius: Why should you be scared? Many women have fallen for my - er - figure!
James: Do I look like a woman…?
Sirius: Well -
James: Don't answer that!
Remus: We could hire kilts! (Recovering from laughter and getting up)
Sirius and James: What the fuck is a kilt?
Remus: It's a skirt - for men!
Sirius: A SKIRT?!?!?!
James: Then I would look like a woman!
Sirius: And then we would be in love!
James: Um….why would I be in love with you?
Sirius: We have discussed this! Pay attention! Because of my figure!
James: What figure would that be? The number of brain cells in your head?
Sirius: Right! You asked for it! (Starts to take off his clothes!)
James: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Remus: MY EYES!!!!!!!!!
Lily: What the hell? Sirius? What the…? AH! MY EYES! HEEEELP!
James: (Throws a towel to Sirius) Cover up man!
Sirius: Scared I - entrance your fiancée?
James: No I'm just SCARED!
Remus: (Hands still over his eyes) Is it safe to look yet?!
Sirius: Yes! (Removes the towel!)
Remus: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY EYES! THEY BURN!!!!
Lily: (Faints!)
James: SIRIUS! You killed Lily - oh and Remus!
Sirius: But you are still here? Is it because you, love me?
James: HELL NO! I'm still here because I am blind!
Sirius: ?
James: Blind - you know - when you can't see?
Sirius: I DO KNOW WHAT BLIND IS!
James: Go get your clothes on!
Sirius: If you are blind, how do you know that I'm still naked?
To be continued...
A/N: Sorry if any one out there is now scarred for life! Hope you enjoyed that! Please review!