Kilts at Last! (No not really!)
Sirius: So explain that to me again. Skirts - for men?
Remus: Yes. Men in skirts!
Sirius: Do we get tights?
James: I hope not! We have all just recovered from the 'au natural' incident!
Sirius: Yeah, he-he!
James: Where do we purchase these - 'kilts' ?
Remus: In a kilt shop!
Sirius: They have a shop for men's skirts?
Remus: Yes, it's called 'Tartans Galore'!
James: You made that up!
Remus: No I didn't! It's right here, in the catalogue!
Sirius: What's tartan?
James: Anyone - please! Shoot him! IN THE HEAD!
Sirius: NOT MY HEAD! That's the best part! Actually, it's the second best part -
James and Remus: SIRIUS! NO MORE INFO NEEDED!
Sirius: (Looks sad)
James: Where is this shop? We have been on this bloody train for five minutes!
Remus: A WHOLE FIVE MINUTES?! IT MUST BE THE END OF THE WORLD!
Sirius: (Shakes head) That's not funny Moo-moo!
Remus: Don't start that again! (Train begins to stop) We are here!
James: Where?
Remus: AT THE STATION THAT LEADS TO THE KILT SHOP!
James: No need to shout Moo-moo!
Remus: ARGH!
Sirius: You are still shoutin'!
Remus: (Storm's off train)
James: The train hasn't quite…(Remus falls onto platform)…stopped.
Remus: I knew that! I - erm - meant to do that!
Sirius: Sure you did Moo-moo!
Remus: That's it! (Storms away down the road leaving Sirius and James lost)
James: Bugger!
Sirius: Hey, what did he say the shop was called?
James: Tartan something or another. Why?
Sirius: The shop is right - (Points to building next to James) - there!
James: ER - MOO-MOO - I mean REMUS!
Remus: What?
James: We found the shop!
Remus: OK! Found the shop - made me walk all the way up here before saying! (Mutters curses)
Sirius: We heard that!
Chapter 4 coming soon! And they may have actually progressed onto buying the kilts! D Or, on the other hand...maybe not!!