KILTS! (AT LAST!)
Sirius: Always look on the bright side of DEATH! (whistles merrily)
James: Shut up Paddy!
Sirius: Hey……(crickets a chirping!)……Prongsie!
Remus: That was quick...I got a bagel in that time!
Sirius: I want a bagel!
Remus: GO GET YOUR OWN!
Sirius: Fine I WILL! (Goes to get bagel)
Ten hours, I mean minutes later, hours was a slight exaggeration.
Sirius: I GOT THE BAGEL!
James: (Magically conjures small flag)
Sirius: SMALL FLAG! (steals small flag and waves it in front of James face)
James: HEY! MY SMALL FLAG!
Remus: Right! That is IT! IN THE SHOP NOW!!!!!
Sirius: But I have a bagel, and a small flag.
James: IT'S MY SMALL FLAG!
Sirius: What are you gonna do about it? Go crying to Lily?
Remus: GET IN THE SHOP! (Steals bagel and small flag)
Sirius: Bu………..(nearly cries - BUT IS LOST FOR WORDS [for once!)
James: But you stole…
Remus: IN THE SHOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or I hurt the flag!
Sirius: Small flag...(looks sad)
Remus: JUST GET INSIDE!!!!
James: Nu-hu moo-moo. You have the bagel, you can't go in the shop!
Remus: Why not?
James: No food in the shop!
Remus: Only one thing to do then…(drops the bagel in the bin)
James & Sirius: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Remus: Go in the shop and I will buy you each a bagel.
Sirius: I don't trust him.
James: You'd be right in saying that.
Remus: JUST GET INSIDE!
Remus finally gets Sirius and James in the shop and they buy kilts! YAY!!!! They then decide to wear them on the way home! Actually…Remus decided this!
Sirius: I feel stupid.
James: That's because you are!
Sirius: HEY!
Remus: He does have a point there, Paddy!
As the train sets off, Sirius suddenly has a thought!!!
Sirius: YOU OWE ME A BAGEL!
Remus: No I don't!
James: You mean like the dog?
Remus: Not beagle…BAGEL!
Sirius: I want a dog!
James: Sirius - you are a dog.
Sirius: Oh yeah…can I get my bagel now?
Remus: ARGH!!!!!
A/N: Beagles are cute, it rhymes with bagel and bagels are yummy : P