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-Theme music plays and Mizushi walks onto the screen-
Mizushi: Hey guys, welcome to the second episode of FullMetal Potter where, as the name states, the characters from Harry Potter and FullMetal Alchemist are the guest! As you remember from last time, our two protagonist guests got into a little mishap...
-Footage from last episode rolls-
Ed: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!? -claps hands-
Harry: A whimpy pipsqueek, that's what! -uses a spell-
Mizushi: C'mon guys, stop fighting.. the camera's still recording!
Harry & Ed: SHADDUP!
-Mizushi growls angrily-
Mizushi: Alright, you've left me no choice! -hand sign- OTAKU STYLE! KNOCKOUT PUNCH! -punches both Ed and Harry upside the head, knocking them out-
-Footage ends-
Mizushi: A-hem... -glares at cameraman- I though I told you not to play ithat/i part!
Cameraman: -laughs nervously- S-sorry Mizushi-sama.
Mizushi: gains back her friendly composure- Well! Let's bring out Ed and Harry! -waits a minute and see's no one- I SAID LET'S BRING OUT ED AND HARRY!
-security drags out the kicking and screaming Harry and Ed-
Ed: NOO! She'll hit us again! -whines-
Mizushi: Shut it, pipsqueek! ... Now.
Ed: -is about to burst, but keeps quiet- yes ma'am.
Mizushi: Now, let's go to the audience, shall we? -smiles angelically as she walks up to the first person-
Girl 1: HEY, PIPSQUEEK, WE ALL KNOW YOU BEGGED MIZUSHI TO DO THAT SO HARRY WOULDN'T CLOBBER YOU!
Mizushi: Wha-? Who are you?
Person: -stands up- I'm Ginny Weasely, Harry's girlfriend!
-a wrench flies by Mizushi's head and narrowly misses Ginny's-
Mizushi: ALRIGHT, WHO THREW THAT!? -looks around-
Girl 2: -stands up- I missed, dammit!
Mizushi: An Ed fangirl...? -sweatdrop-
Girl 2: No, I'm his girlfriend! -points to Ed- Tell them who I am, Edward!
Ed: -laughs- Hi Winry.
Mizushi: -glares at Ed- You said you didn't have a girlfriend.
Ed: I don't, she's delusional!
Winry: -holds up another wrench and glares at Ed- Who's delusional, Ed?
Mizushi: -glares at Ed and holds her fist up- Yeah, who's delusional two-timer?
Ed: -stutters and runs off-
Harry: -laughs at Ed, but is hit over the head by Ginny-
Ginny: -thrusts a picture in his face- What's this?
-pictures shows HarryxCho drawing, and it looks new-
Harry: It's nothing, probably someone who hasn't read the sixth book yet.
Ginny: -points to the back, which says 'HarryxCho forever! Haha, Ginny sucks' in Harry's handwriting-
Harry: Uhhh... LOOK, A CHIMERA!
Ginny: -continues to glare at Harry until he runs off after Ed-
Mizushi, Winry, and Ginny: -sighs- Men.
Mizushi: Well, folks, since our guests have ran off I guess we'll be cutting the show short today. Until next time, see ya! ... Now let's go ground them to bits!
Winry & Ginny: YEAH!
-all three girls run angrily after the boys-
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And that was number two... ; Not much to say about it I suppose ;