Chapter 6
OK guys, I had a little trouble writing this but I've finally finished it. I had basically finished writing it and then I changed my mind so I had to rewrite it. And in response to a few reviews
I KNOW MY NAMES ARE FUCKING CORNY.
I understand the obviousness of the Raijin Sword idea but it suits him to have a kick ass weapon, I mean, would you want to be a sword master with one arm.
Konoha has JUST been reformed, do you really think they want to go to war immediately.
C.A.M.E.O.1 AND ONLY IS A CHICK!?!?!?!?!?!?!
I only like orgies when they only include females.
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7pm that night
Naruto had just managed to escape with clutches of the women and was now hiding out in Sasuke's mansion where he could hide in places even Sasuke himself couldn't find him.
"Hey Naruto" came voice from behind him that made him jump
"What the!?!? Kakashi-sensei! Don't do that!" yelled Naruto
"Sorry, just thought you might want to remind the guys that there will the nights entertainment" said Kakashi
"How do you know about that?" asked Naruto
"Anko is making me help." Said Kakashi bluntly "She said if I help I can join in with you"
"Whatever, you tell Neji to get his ass to the common room. I'll tell Sasuke and Shikamaru."
"Why do I have to get Neji?" asked Kakashi
"Because I out-rank you and I don't think he'd listen to me anyway" said Naruto as he ran from his position in a dark corner into the corridor yelling "TEME!"
"Still the usual Naruto. Even though he can kick ass, he still acts like one." Muttered Kakashi as he jumped out the window and headed towards the Hyuuga compound.
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Naruto found Sasuke in his room playing on his XBOX 360.
"Hey Sasuke-Teme, get yourself ready for tonight. I think Anko, Kurenai and Kakashi are planning something for us" said Naruto hurriedly
"Great," said Sasuke sarcastically "I already my evening planned. I was going play video games until my thumbs bled, watch my dads old movies until my wrists broke and then use that blow up doll scroll I found under Itachi's old bed."
"Just get ready, if Anko had anything to do with it, it could be very dangerous." Said Naruto
"What about you" asked Sasuke
"Let them try and touch me" said Naruto patting his metal arm.
"Show off" muttered Sasuke under his breath
"You want to have a two on one spar later?" asked Naruto
"With who?"
"You and Shikamaru versus Me. I have to fetch him anyway and I could do with a chance to test my skills against 2 good ninjas at once. Its been ages since we sparred so I thought you might want a chance to kick my ass"
That last part of the sentence gave Sasuke a small ping of annoyance so he just yelled "ALRIGHT, GET THE LAZY ASS AND WE'LL FIGHT!"
"Works every time" said Naruto as he jumped out of the window along with Sasuke
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9pm, and the group of four had arrived at the Jounin common room.
"You think this is wise?" questioned Naruto
"I don't know. Any ideas?" said Sasuke
"How about we go in" said a slightly nervous Neji
"Only think logical to do" added Shikamaru
Naruto reached for the doorknob as he drew his father's kunai silently. He twisted it to be met by a small creak as the door opened. He leapt in followed by the others and his eyes opened wide in shock.
The room was covered in everything they had declared fun. There were various games consoles hooked up to a TV bigger than Sasuke's, inflatable furniture littered the floor and there were a few bowls of all sorts of food. They looked around a bit more and took in the sight with a bit more detail, the room was lit by a soft glow coming from the wall lights that had been mounted to the walls. The walls were a beige colour, which relaxed them a bit, and they noticed that a variety of stuff had been stacked onto the shelves in the room. The thing that excited the boys most was the fact that in the corner lay a few crates of what looked like various different alcohols, each with a different letter on them from E-S.
"S-RANK ALCOHOL, THAT STUFF IS 90 PROOF!" yelled Neji running to the crates of it and nuzzling it.
"Why don't you hug me too Neji?" came a voice from behind of the non-inflatable sofas.
"Tenten?!" said Neji
"Of course, and the others" said Tenten as she and the other girls stood up. "We had to bring Kurenai and Anko because they wanted some of the alcohol for organising this. They also made us let Kakashi in as long as he stayed in a corner and read his book."
Hinata wearing her usual pair of pants and a mandarin jacket, Sakura was wearing a version of her usual dress, which had the belly cut off. Tenten was wearing a pair of combat shorts and a boob tube, she also had her buns undone and they were now in long pigtails that reached her ass. Ino was wearing a summer dress with a few flowers on the front to match the warm summer weather.
Tenten pointed over her shoulder and they saw the stoic Kakashi giggling like a schoolgirl over his book. Anko and Kurenai were sitting on one of the sofas as well, engaged in a make out session that made the boys stomachs churn.
"Lesbian bleurgh teachers…..disgusting…..and slightly arousing" said Shikamaru which earned him a slap from Ino
"Concentrate on me you baka" said Ino as she got more pissed off.
"Sorry, troublesome woman" said Shikamaru
"WHAT WAS THAT!" yelled Ino as she chased the poor guy around the large room several times.
"Now, we can start the celebration. THE RESTORATION OF KONOHA!" yelled Anko as Bob Sinclair's Rock This Party started pumping from the huge stereo and sub woofer system that had been set up in the room.
"Who wants to party?" asked Naruto as he got up on a coffee table and started shaking his thing.
"After a couple of Vodkas maybe" said Neji as he moved to the crates of alcohol searching for the vodka. "IT'S IN THE C-RANK CRATE!"
Neji then picked up a bottle of Absolut Vodka and a shot glass before sitting down on the inflatable sofa and drinking it down, glass by glass, by about half a bottle in less than a minute.
"Best drink I've had in years. That vodka we had in the forest was shit" said Neji slurring his words slightly.
"Come on Hinata," said Naruto as he pulled her onto the table with him. She wobbled slightly but Naruto held her and they made a fairly good show together with Sasuke and Sakura dancing on the floor while Ino and Shikamaru sat drinking a Budweiser each and talking about what happened during the 7-year time difference.
"Come on Hinata, lets get drinks and I'll show you how to kick Teme's ass at that weird game on the Wii. Bleach I think its called, I mean, WHO THE HELL NAMES A GAME AFTER TOILET CLEANER!?!?!?!?!?" exclaimed Naruto as he leapt off the table followed by Hinata who walked over to crates with him.
"OK Hinata, how strong do you like you booze? D, E?" asked Naruto
"B" was all he got for an answer
"Jeez, I never knew you liked alcohol that strong" said Naruto opening the B-Rank Crate.
"I've a had a taste for it since my dad kicked me out" said Hinata
"Ok, I've got Absinthe, Extra-Strong Vodka, wheat beer and something called Smashdemup."
"Absinthe" said Hinata as she got a glint in her eyes
Naruto handed her a shot glass and a bottle that she took and swigged down from the bottle which made Naruto open his eyes wider than Hinata's.
"Ok, now you can show me how to kick Sasuke's ass at this" said Hinata as she walked up to TV and switched on the screen and hooked up the Wii.
"Hey Lightbulb! Why are you trying to teach Hinata to play Bleach, you suck!" yelled Sasuke from his position on an armchair with Sakura on his lap.
"You wait!" yelled Naruto as the character select screen came up "Alright, I'll be Renji Abarai, he can kick anyone's ass with his Zabimaru ,now you choose Hinata. Just point and click"
"Umm…..Who's strong Sasuke-Kun?" asked Hinata
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ASKING HIM FOR!" yelled Naruto as he stared at Hinata while the others laughed, including Kurenai and Anko who had broken apart for a few minutes for air and a drink of Fosters.
"Ignore the Dobe Hinata, just pick the most unlikely one. Most of the time, the quiet ones can open up to extreme lengths"
"Then I'll choose this little kid, Toshiro Hitsugaya, why's he wearing that stupid white jacket?" asked Hinata as Sasuke started laughing
"Try him out and you'll see. Oh by the way, when that orange bar in the corner of your screen is full, hit B and A together and you'll do something really cool." Said Sasuke as Naruto opened his mouth in protest but the battle-loading screen was already up and the fight was 3 seconds away from starting so he tightened his grip on the remote and the nunchuck attachment.
"Get ready Naruto-Kun" said Hinata as she launched into a frenzied attack on screen
(This is now a video game so no real fights yet)
"Woah, he's fast" said Naruto as Renji leapt into the air "Ok, time to even the odds a little bit, ZANKAI! (Initial Release)"
Renji's blade changed into a longer blade with small protrusion-like hooks on each side. He then launched the sword at Toshiro who got hit by the extended blade and was thrown backwards with half of his health gone.
"Hey, how come I lost half my health?!" said Hinata angrily
"I used my Zankai's strongest attack. One more and I win" said Naruto as he did a little jig.
"Hey Hinata," said Sasuke as Sakura looked at him questioningly "Your orange bar is full"
Hinata looked and saw that her bar was indeed full and Naruto was still doing his jig.
"What does it do Sasuke?" asked Hinata
"Just do it" said Sasuke "Quick, while he's still doing his dance"
Hinata then hit the button on top and the trigger underneath as the controller started vibrating violently in her hand making it hard to hold.
"Now slash as hard as you can" said Sasuke
Hinata did so and was thrust into the back of the sofa by the force of the sound that came out of the TV. A large roar and a scream of "BANKAI" was heard and a dragon made of ice appeared and flew through Renji making him lose 150 of his health.
Naruto finally stopped doing his jig and saw the screen where the dragon was continuing to attack his unprotected character as Hinata slashed the screen as hard as she could.
"What the hell! How did you do that Hinata. I've been trying to get the Bankai to work since I got this damn game 8 years ago. I've never managed to control that Bankai before, he has the hardest one to control because it vibrates so much" said Naruto as he put his head in his hands
(End the video games here)
"What's a Bankai?"
"It's the Final Release. The finishing move" said Naruto with his head in his hands
"Calm down Naruto, lets watch a film to chill out. I invited a few of our friends over to make it a bit more fun than staying on our own" said Shikamaru from the sofa holding his cell phone
"Thank god, who did you ring?" asked Naruto
"Shino, Lee, Chouji, Shizune and Jiraiya" said Shikamaru grinning at the look Naruto made when he mentioned the pervert
"Please say you didn't"
"You're right I didn't, I only invited the first 4. the first 3 for being team mates and Shizune because Kakashi deserves a treat too"
"Come here Shika-kun, I know you want some so why don't we go enjoy ourselves while they watch the movie" whispered Ino in Shikamaru's ear making him shiver, pick her up and carry her to the private sleeping quarters that all Jounins were permitted if they wanted.
The rest of the group heard a door slam and that was it until the bell rang from the door. Neji got up staggering from his position on the sofa ,and the four bottles of vodka, and opened to door to be bowled over by Lee who screamed "YOUTH!" in his ears while 'the man in the big coat' walked in with Chouji behind him and Shizune behind them.
"Hello people" said Shizune as she walked in with her usual black kimono thing on.
"Hey Shizune, take a drink and grab a seat" called Sakura pointing to the crates of alcohol now being put into various mini fridges with letters on them to indicate the strength.
Shizune took one from the E-Rank fridge, Chouji took one from the C-Rank, so did Lee (Don't mention Drunken Fist OK he's grown out of it now) Shino took one from the A-Rank fridge because his bugs can break down the alcohol easier and make him less drunk.
They all sat down on various sofas until they were in comfy positions and turned on the film. Hinata was curled up next to Naruto with her head on his chest and his jacket over the two of them, Sakura was sat on Sasuke's lap with him trying to get under her top occasionally and half succeeding. Tenten was lying down with her head on Neji's lap while he was struggling to stay conscious from the amount of alcohol he had. Shizune had curled her legs onto the sofa and was cradling a bottle of Archers with Kakashi beside her. Chouji and Lee were sat on a sofa singing the Beer Song by Weird Al (Did he make it?) while Shino has positioned himself on the blue carpeted floor and was sat with his 70 proof. Anko and Kurenai had decided to continue their 'activities'
"Ok Guys, what movie do you want?" said Tenten
"COMEDY!" yelled….Neji (wtf?)
"Romance!" yelled Sakura
"Action!" called Lee in a brief break from his song.
"How about Men In Black?" asked Naruto
"That film is ancient, how about Kevin and Perry Go Large?" said Sasuke
"Screw that, lets just watch the first thing that my senbon hits," said Tenten as she threw it at the DVD shelf and it hit below one of the DVD's. "Sorry guys, its Gothika."
At this the females apart from Tenten suddenly dived under some of the blankets that had been put on the sofas and let out a few squeals. The men just looked at them and decided to stay out of the blankets but stayed near them. They all sat down and watched as the opening sequence started.
The movie continued and the tension was building as the atmosphere went cold. Naruto looked at Sasuke and they both got an evil grin on as they formed a few quick seals so that Sakura and Hinata couldn't see (One handed seals for Naruto). Their hands glowed slightly with chakra as they sprouted tufts of hair and their fingernails grew. They nodded to each other and Sasuke tapped Sakura on the shoulder making her look and scream with surprise at the furry hand on her shoulder. Hinata looked up to see what was happening and a furry hand appeared on her shoulder too, stroking her face. This made the pair leap up screaming something about "MONSTERS!". Neji saw this display, looked around the room and started screaming "I SEE THEM TOO THEIR EVERYWHERE!" while running laps with speed that made Rock Lee applaud. Everyone else who wasn't unconscious or 'occupied' (Meaning all the senseis and Lee. Three guesses what Shizune and Kakashi were doing.) had a sweat drop at what a Hyuuga looked like drunk.
"Hinata-Chan, it was me" said Naruto sheepishly as he held up his hand and wiggled his hairy fingers making Hinata's face grow a cruel look as she leapt at him.
"You fucking bastard come here!!" yelled Hinata as she chased the poor guy all over the room like an obstacle course. Over the inflatable sofa, hit the floor, leap off the floor as Jyuuken strike approaches, leap over the live Yuri, dodge the ominous moving blanket where Shizune and Kakashi were, repeat until dead or escaped.
Hinata finally caught up but was flipped over and pinned down by Naruto.
"Calm down Hinata-Chan, it was only a joke" said Naruto
"I know that but you are evil" said Hinata
She slowly let some chakra into her hands and increased its temperature until Naruto jumped off her yelling about his hand. She then got up and gave him a chakra infused kick to the 'pleasure island'. Every male winced from the sight as they sat back down leaving Naruto writhing in pain on the floor.
"This movie's boring, I say we play truth or dare." Said Sakura
"Oh jeez, isn't that a teen game" said Tenten
"We never got to play as teens remember, the whole 'Rock Village take over and enslave us all' thing" said Ino sticking out her tongue
"Fine just stop arguing" said Neji as he picked up everyone in turn and put them on the floor in a circle, including the senseis and Shino (Who had to use all his willpower to have his bugs not bite Neji's arm off). He struggled A LOT with Chouji but he made it eventually. He then laid down on the sofa and closed his eyes.
"Neji, why aren't you joining in?" said a very pissed off Tenten
"Tired, it is nearly 11pm and I've had about 3 bottles of Vodka. Let me sleep," said Neji
"Just leave him, we can sort this problem out later" said Sasuke with an evil grin
Just then, Ino and Shikamaru walked out of room with a slightly flushed (Hint Hint) look on her face and a pleased look on his face.
"Get in the circle guys" said Sakura as she moved back to make room and they sat down.
"Now I go first because it was my it was my idea." Said Tenten "Chouji, truth or dare?"
"Truth," said the chubby man as a small 'Wuss' came from the sofa
"What's the key ingredient in the ANBU heat gel?" asked Tenten with a wicked grin on looking at Neji
"Umm….I'm not sure I can tell you. Its confidential ANBU info after all." Said Chouji
"Oh come on, we're all Konoha Ninja's here and we have an ANBU present as well" said Tenten pointing at Naruto who got a goofy look on his face as he remembered his team of Nuzu, Koria and Damagi.
"Fine….Its AKAMARU'S PISS!" yelled Chouji laughing his ass off as he saw Tenten's face go from 0 to Fucked Off in less than a second.
"You mean I did sexual acts with AKA-FUCKING-MARU'S PISS!" yelled Tenten as she tried to pin Chouji to the wall but his weight broke the weapons she threw.
"OK my turn" said Chouji from under the sofa where he was safe from the 'Crazy Psycho Bitch' as he had 'affectionately' named her. "Naruto, Truth or Dare?"
"Dare," said Naruto confidently
"Ask Tenten what her last 'outing' with Neji included and the re-enact it with Neji without him waking him" said Chouji triumphantly
All color drained from Naruto's face as Tenten started whispering stuff into his ear.
"HOLY-- you did that with Neji, what kind of masochist are you?!?!" said Naruto
"Fine, I'll change it. How about later tonight you film your antics with Hinata," At this Hinata got a huge blush and Naruto let his blade ease out of his arm and it went to the very edge of Chouji's neck as he got several rounds of applause and several cheers of "FURTHER FURTHER" from Tenten.
"OK, I WON'T DO THIS TURN!" yelled Chouji as Naruto gave him a piercing look and slowly withdrew his blade.
"My turn, Ino, truth or dare?" asked Naruto
"I'll choose Truth, I don't want to be the sap that you let out that anger on" said Ino eyeing his metal arm carefully
"Ok, why are you so obsessed with those bags of water that Shikamaru puts up your ass?" asked Naruto as Ino looked about ready to either slap him or replace the sun.
"What bags of water?" asked Ino looking at Shikamaru desperately who just gave a shrug
"Well, wine in the case of the one you just had while we were watching the movie" said Naruto as Shikamaru's eyes opened wide and he choked on the extra strong lager he had been sipping.
"Where you watching!" yelled Ino
"We have a confession" said Naruto with a goofy grin
"The only thing that could be worse is if he videotaped it….YOU DIDN'T!" yelled Ino yet again as she saw Naruto open his arm and bring out a UMD disc and several photos.
This made both Shikamaru and Ino want to strangle the guy but the thought if him using the sword stopped them.
"So… your answer is?" said Naruto with a victorious smirk on his face
"It's because Sakura had to give me one during medical training and it turned me on." Said Ino going really red in the face
"And why are you acting drunk when I can't smell alcohol on your breath" said Naruto wanting to push it even further
"HEY ONE TRUTH IS ENOUGH"
"Fine but one quick piece of info, the intestines absorb alcohol a lot quicker than if you swallow it." Said Naruto grinning
"Fuck Off, alright then, Shino truth or dare?" asked Ino
"I'll choose dare" said Shino in his usual monotone voice
"I dare you to drink an entire bottle of S-Rank alcohol" said Ino
"Fine" said Shino as he got up, got a bottle of the liquid that looked like acid and drank it down while the other's faces contorted into a variety of gruesome images at the sight of him drinking it. "Nice stuff" said Shino as he finished the bottle and sat down hiccupping.
"You are crazy Shino" said Lee fidgeting from having to sit still longer than a meal.
"Oh well Lycra-man! LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO!?!?" yelled Shino as he started giggling and let bugs out of every orifice on his body. "Sasuke, Truth or Dare"
"Dare, what else"
"I dare you to kiss Lee" said Shino as Sasuke stared in horror at the man in Lycra
"I hate you so much right now" said Sasuke as he got up, pecked the guy on the cheek before he knew what was happening and finally took his place next to a pissed off Sakura.
"Is anyone else here getting bored?" asked Naruto as he looked enviously at the snoring figure of Neji on the sofa
"A bit, this game isn't all its cracked up to be" said Sakura as she went and opened up a packet of popcorn while Sasuke just sat down with a basket of tomatoes.
"Can we just sleep, I'm tired" said Shizune
"I'm not" said Kakashi bringing out his latest edition of Icha Icha Paradise
"Hey! Put that away while I'm here" said Shizune in a hurt voice
"Sorry, but even a woman cant compare to the awesome power of my well toned wrist muscles." Said Kakashi not looking up
"God, you are disgusting" said Tenten looking at the sensei and debating who was weirder, Gai or Kakashi.
"Just grab one of the sleeping bags and sleep" said Anko who had drawn herself away from Kurenai for a few minutes until they could get under covers.
"These bags are huge!" said Chouji looking at the size of the sleeping bags, which were nearly 10 foot across and 15 foot down.
"They're doubles, you need to share. Anyone who can't share sleeps on the sofa." Said Kurenai as she and Anko dived into one of the bags
This made the sleeping arrangements easy. Tenten joined Neji on the sofa where he was sleeping and threw a blanket over them, Chouji took a sleeping bag to himself. Shino and Lee both slept on different sofas. Shizune and Kakashi took a sleeping back into a corner, Kurenai and Anko were in a sleeping bag near the kitchen area. Sasuke and Sakura had stripped to their underwear and were snuggling together in a sleeping bag as were Shikamaru and Ino. Both women wearing thongs and small bras while the men in just their boxers. Hinata looked at Naruto nervously as he took off his clothes and was just in a pair of boxers so big that they reached just above his knees.
"Naruto-kun, can I join you…?" asked Hinata shyly
"Do you even need to ask after what we've been through together. Remember the first time" said Naruto grinning
"Thank you Naruto-kun" said Hinata as she took off her jacket and trousers revealing a tiny triangle of fabric with a little blue hair showing from around the edges where her panties should be. She wasn't actually wearing a bra, which made Naruto's eyes open wide as she got in quickly and held herself tightly to him. Just as they were all in, Shikamaru clapped and all the lights went out.
"Don't sleep yet Naruto, just relax and enjoy." Said Hinata as she dived into the bag like the other girls were doing which confused Naruto a little until…..
Naruto felt a surge as something soft started rubbing up and down his shaft, which he realised eventually, that they were Hinata's lumps.
"Oh my Kami!" whispered Naruto. His eyes rolled into his head as he felt a soft, wet thing running over his lower head.
"Let me make up for that kick earlier" came a small voice as it continued.
"You're as good as always Hinata"
This comment made Hinata nibble him a bit which made him wince slightly.
"I guess I'll 'see' you in the morning. But I can still enjoy myself blind I suppose" said Naruto as he dived under to join her.
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A/N: Hey guys, sorry this took so long, I've had MASSIVE writers block and my other explanation is at the top. I think I wont include full on smut yet but I will save it for the SMUT chapter I'm going to write. (Yes I am going to write one still and it will probably be the longest chapter of the story.)
On a different topic, I'm thinking about starting writing another fic as well as this one. Should I do a Bleach one, a Full Metal Alchemist one, or should I not do one yet?
You decide.
ENJOY AND REVIEW!!!!!!