Chapter 8
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Naruto and his 'Motley Crue' stumbled back into gates on Konoha after another successful mission. Two weeks had passed since they left and they were covered in various wounds, which explained why it took so long to get home. Naruto had suffered the least with only a few cuts around his body and a sprained wrist. The ANBU had a good few wounds between them, Koria suffered from a broken ankle and mild DVT where he had been crushed, Nuzu took a blow to the ribcage that broke nearly every rib and Damagi was now left with crap hair after he had a close encounter of the bladed kind. Kakashi had taken several stonings and had gashes running down his face and torso but Gai probably had it worst. Someone had slashed him with a kunai several times and then used a Suiton Jutsu to make his suit shrink.
"Damn it, I am never taking on a mission with Naruto as the leader again." Said Kakashi "He's a frigging psycho in battle and I didn't get any tang before we left"
"Just be glad you got back alive, I thought that woman with the pet cats was more lethal than the entire Rock Jounin population combined" said Koria now harbouring a deep hatred of Tora who he had to retrieve a few times in his youth.
The six made their made slowly to the hospital where the injured promptly collapsed on either Naruto or the floor. The nurses rushed over to them and started examining the wounds. Everyone was taken to a ward with some of the medic-nin.
"Alright you lot, get your ass into the ward and don't bother any other people already in there!" yelled Naruto to his team as they all walked in wincing from pain.
Everyone got settled in their beds and looked around at the people in the wards around him. There was one guy in a full body cast sipping tomato soup through a straw, another was playing shogi and losing terribly with Shikamaru and in the last remaining bed was Hinata.
"HINATA! WHY ARE YOU HERE!" yelled Naruto
Hinata looked up as she saw Naruto removing his face and body armor leaving him in just a pair of combats with his 8-pac from constant training showing. He walked over to her while waiting for her response.
"Naruto-kun, don't worry. Me and Shikamaru both got injured on our missions. Shikamaru got caught in a Genjutsu and had to break his leg to get out of it. All I got was a blow to the head." Said Hinata showing Naruto the bump.
"And what about that guy in the full body cast?" asked Naruto pointing down the row of beds at the man in the cast.
"That's Sasuke," said Shikamaru joining the conversation
Naruto got a shocked look on his face, which descended into maniacal laughter.
"HAHAHAHA!!! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO END UP LIKE THAT!" blurted out Naruto as he tried to control himself
"MMPHMPPFFMMPHO!" came the voice from the cast
"He tried chatting up Temari and Gaara got a bit angry" said Hinata giggling slightly
"Oooooohhhhh Gaara used the sand" said Naruto
"Nope, He fell of a cliff while he was running away. He turned up in hospital half-naked" said Shikamaru not looking up from his shogi match as he moved his silver general to take a carelessly placed promoted rook.
"BWAHAHAHAHA!" hollered Naruto as he walked back over to his bed getting dirty looks from his team
"Naruto, you said not to disturb the current residents of the ward" said Gai
"Tough shit, I'm disturbing them" said Naruto lying back on his bed
"EMERGENCY! CALL ALL AVAILABLE MEDICS TO O.R 6!" came booming voice over the intercoms that were installed for emergency use.
The ward looked at the open door and saw several nurses, including Sakura and Ino, run past heading for the Operating Room.
"What can be so important that they need that many medics." Said Nuzu looking at the amount of nurses rushing past
"Dude, whoever it is must be worth saving or they wouldn't do it" said Koria lying back "I'm going to sleep and don't wake me up when the dinner comes around. The smell should wake me u…..p…"
Koria then fell asleep while still talking which unnerved the group slightly.
"I think we should rest guys, I haven't slept in a week and I will kill anyone who wakes me before tomorrow" said Damagi as he lay down and started to drift off
"Fine…." Said Kakashi glumly putting away the large hoard of paper shuriken he had been making while his wounds were being healed.
"Just sleep people, I'm going to talk with Hinata for a while" said Naruto as he threw a few pills with perfect accuracy into his teams mouths
The result of that was that they all fell asleep within a minute and the remaining people were left in silence except for the shogi pieces being moved.
"So Hinata, what have you been up to recently?" asked Naruto as he moved back over to Hinata's bed
"I've just been training with Shino mostly, Naruto. His bugs help me train a lot harder" said Hinata
"WHAT'S SHAKING EVERYBODY!" came a yell from the doorway, which made all the people awake turn to face it.
"For god sake Ero-Sennin! SHUT THE FUCK UP!" yelled Naruto
"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TO BE TELLING ME TO SHUT UP! I'M YOUR SENIOR, YOU SHOULD RESPECT YOUR ELDERS!" yelled Jiraiya back
"Ero-Sennin, it's me, Naruto" said Naruto
"Sweet Jesus, I thought you died the weeks ago" said Jiraiya looking at his former pupil "Umm….sorry about the arm"
Naruto looked down and saw his arm looked a bit weird so he investigated and found that his compartment was open slightly.
"That reminds me, here" said Naruto handing Jiraiya a small brown paper bag with several photos and a disc inside it. "Just like old times, its 'research'"
"NARUTO! GIVE THAT BACK TO ME!" yelled Shikamaru
"Calm down Shikamaru, it was dark remember" said Naruto
"I fucking hate you, If I didn't break my leg you would be dead" said Shikamaru
"Oh Ero-Sennin, I also found out something cool that the arm lets me do. Only Yamato knows so far so this is news to the others as well. Normally, the velocity in my Piercing Rasengan is so great that it must remain static. But with my arm I can increase the velocity and reverse the rotation of chakra in my hand without it being damaged."
"Physics….." said Jiraiya quietly "When did you learn physics?"
"When I trained as a Samurai, I learnt it to increase my killing accuracy"
"Excuse me Jiraiya but what can Naruto do now because I'm a bit confused" said Hinata who had been listening to their little exchange
"He used Newton's Third Law, For every action, there is an equal opposite reaction. When the two forces meet, they push against each other and make a build up of pressure. The pressure has to escape one way or another so if he controls his chakra right, he can make the Rasengan fly from his hand. Its something that not even Arashi could do. What do you call it Naruto?"
"It's the Rasengan Kuchikukan (Destroyer Rasengan) I named it that because it went through several trees and a rock." Said Naruto proudly
Naruto then spent the next few hours entertaining the group by telling his stories of old pranks and showing them some of his non-lethal Jutsu.
A group of 5 nurses came in with 2 gurneys between them. They put the trolleys in the corner and got to work with various IV tubes going into the people there. The people looked extremely different even by ninja standards. One was a bit younger than them, about 20 or so, with dark brown hair and green eyes. His hair was down to the back of his neck. His body was a firm body that you could see because he wasn't wearing a shirt, strong but not flashy at all. All that covered him was a pair of black combat trousers with various pockets in them. He had a large black overcoat with a thick belt going from it's shoulder to the hip, this was hung on the side of the gurney beside him along with a sword about 7 foot long. His partner was beside him in a different gurney. His partner was wearing black combats like his partner but his had a white stripe going down the leg. The group took a look over his body and saw that he had arms of a similar design to Naruto, but he had both his arms metallic. He carried a pair of trench blades and a large black hooded cloak. They looked at his face and saw that he had the most beautiful brown eyes possible. They matched his dark, almost black hair. His hair reached down the middle of his back and was tied in a loose ponytail.
"Hey Naruto he has arms like you" said Shikamaru "When he wakes up you should talk to him."
"Yeah I suppose," said Naruto taking a good look now that nurses had left.
"FOR FUCK SAKE! I TOLD THEM TO LEAVE MY CLOAK ON!" came a yell from the gurneys.
The group looked at who made the outburst and saw that the man with the metal arms was upright and removing the tubes that had been stuck into him.
"Hey, you really should leave those in" called over Naruto
"Fuck off, I was awake throughout that whole experience and I'm fucking pissed off" said the guy as he pulled a black vest out of his cloak and put both the vest and cloak on. This gave him an eerie atmosphere as no one could see his face but knew he was in there.
"What do you mean, you were awake?" said Hinata
"I mean, I was awake for that whole FUCKING OPERATION!" yelled the guy
"Who, or what, the hell are you" said Shikamaru "Being able to withstand the sleeping jutsu of our medic-nin is really something"
"I'm Kushin and my partner likes to be called Sei. We are bounty hunters and we were attacked outside the village." Said the man now identified as Kushin
"So what are you if you were awake" said Naruto looking at him weirdly
"I am…. One of a kind" said Kushin "These arms are a blessing and a curse."
"Huh?" said Naruto
"Let me make it easy for you, I don't do anything except exist." Said Kushin quietly
"Always the optimist, hey Kushin" came another weak voice from the trolley next to him
"I was wondering when you were going to wake up, lets get out of this fucking place its giving me bad vibes" said Kushin hurriedly
"Calm down, we haven't been introduced yet" said Sei, sliding his way over to Hinata "I'm Sei, how about we meet up a little later a go out for a few sakes"
Naruto was fuming at this point which, thankfully, Kushin noticed this and threw a trench knife into the ground just in front of Sei.
"Keep your fucking dick to yourself, you almost lost it with the last woman you tired doing that to. She's taken" said Kushin pointing at Naruto who had now uncovered his arm and had the Raijin Sword drawn
"Oh shit, sorry but she is hot," said Sei in a low voice so only Naruto could hear
"So who attacked you guys?" asked Shikamaru
"Some weird guys in black cloaks with red clouds on." Said Kushin
"FUCK!" yelled the pervert who had stayed quiet all this time surprisingly as he ran out the room screaming "FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!"
"What the hell is up with him" said Sei looking at him weirdly
"He's a pervert don't wont about him" said Naruto
"What has Jiraiya actually done to make him a pervert" questioned Hinata
"He wrote the entire Icha Icha series!" said Sei excitedly while Kushin had his head in his hands saying something about "Ero-Baka"
"You know him?" asked Naruto
"I sent him so much research, I basically ghost wrote a good few books of the series." Said Sei proudly while Kushin rose and decided to drag him back to the bed.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU PERVERT!" yelled Kushin
"Oh come on, I haven't had a good shanking in ages. I need to release myself before I clog up the system and start wanking bullets of the white stuff." Said Sei desperately
"Oh for fuck sake, do you guys know anyone willing to shank this guy?" asked Kushin to the group
"I do, she's called Moegi and she has been ridden more times that a bicycle since her first boyfriend died" said Shikamaru "Just buy her some Sake and use a Johnny, you don't want to know where she's been"
"SCORE!" yelled Sei "Where do I find her?"
"Try the bars at this time of night, I think its about 9pm now so just look around and you'll find her" said Shikamaru
"Thanks" said Sei as he ran off down the corridor and was soon chased by a recovery squad consisting of Shizune, Sakura and Ino.
"Things should get interesting now, thanks," said Kushin as he ran off after his friend and had a squad following him as well now.
"What was that all about?" asked Naruto "What the hell is shanking?"
"He was after a fuck" said Shikamaru bluntly
"I'll see you later Hinata, I'm going after that Kushin" said Naruto as he gave her a kiss on the lips, grabbed his top and coat then ran out after them.
"He really has to learn people skills" said Shikamaru as he checkmated the guy he was still playing
"Hmm… I love him though" said Hinata laying down in her bed.
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2 hours later
Naruto was wandering around Konoha in hopes of finding the people when he struck lucky. He found Kushin training in the middle of Training Ground 5 and he had destruction all around him.
"Kujo Ring: Dark Elemental Style: Makai Reitouki" said Kushin as a large wave of black ice rose from the ground had smashed through several training logs on the field.
"Hey, Kushin, what are you doing?" asked Naruto
The sudden noise made Kushin jump and he turned his hood towards Naruto.
"I am training while Sei enjoys himself. Have a problem with that?" said Kushin venomously
"Nope, its just an interesting style. How do you do it?"
"I said I'm one of a kind for a reason, only I can do this style. Even the Sharingan can't copy it so my attacks are always a surprise"
"What about if someone saw your attacks and escaped?"
"No-one hasn't yet" said Kushin as he got down on his knees with a stick and drew an intricate pattern onto the floor and placed his hand on it.
"Chouin Ring: Angel's Gate: Seimei Michishio!" said Kushin as a bright glow emerged and soared into the bushes. The glow came flying back holding onto a mist ninja who had somehow infiltrated the village.
"How the hell did you do that?!" asked Naruto
"My own form of what you call Chakra, this is Qi (Chi) Ring Magicks. It is about 5 times more powerful than normal Chakra but can only be used in certain ways."
"Umm…care to let me down?" asked the Mist-Nin
"Nope, you have a 5,000,000 ryou bounty on your head and I'm broke. You're coming to the bounty station with me" said Kushin "Tell Sei that I'll be back by morning if you see him"
With that, Kushin ran off with the Mist-Nin tied to his back with the glow.
"That guy is odd" said Naruto as he walked back into Konoha and went to the nearest bar so he could get a good nights sleep with the help of Sake.
Just as the bartender gave him his Sake, he heard a few VERY loud groans coming from upstairs and a scream of "SEIIIIIIIIIII!". He then knew what bar Sei had found Moegi at.
"Great, now I have to listen to them all night" said Naruto glumly as he gulped down his Sake.
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A/N: Hey Guys, hope you enjoyed my latest chapter. I'll be including these OC's a little bit more in this fic so if you don't like them, tough.
Either way, Review and keep the hits coming.