Chapter 10

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Naruto and his 'crew' were making their way very rapidly over the roof tops when they were stopped in their tracks by a large explosion that occurred in the 3 acre area that Tsunade had given the Samurai to stay in.

"I told you, the whole encampment is rioting. I nearly got kebabed by a pike on my way out of the camp" said Kina

"Oh man…." Said Atama

"Easy, you guys stay out of the camp until I've secured the area. Don't come in because I might have to unleash Ikazuchi and he will be a bit violent because I haven't let him out in ages" said Naruto as he turned to face the others. "Alright guys, stay here and make sure that you come when I call you"

"How will we hear you?" asked Aijou

"Trust me, you'll hear me" said Naruto as he jumped off towards the camp

"Should we go watch?" asked Atama once Naruto was out of earshot

"Of course" said Kina "Do want to see what that guy is capable of?"

"I've seen it, not much" said Atama bluntly

"Oh man…what did you see?" asked Kina

"He didn't do anything too good, he just jumped around a lot and made a spinning chakra ball" said Kunou

"YOU WHAT?!?!?! He used his Rasengan?! That's one of his minor attacks now. You remember the Nidaime Tsuchikage, he was one who did battle with him and won" said Kina

"What…." Said the trio gawking

"Guys, lets go, I want to see this" said Aijou

"Yeah!" yelled Atama sprinting off after Naruto

The 3 left behind sweat dropped and ran off after the hyperactive boy.

They ran forwards and hid themselves among the bushes that surrounded the encampment.

They looked into the area and started staring at the sight before them. There were several Shotai of samurai all going around trying to decapitate each other.

"Holy cow, this is really bad. Even Enigma-Dono might not be able to take this on. He could probably kill the lot but if he's going for the non-lethal attacks then he might be stuck slightly." Said Kina

"Oh well, lets watch and find out" said Atama

They shut up and looked inside at the current situation. There were projectiles being thrown everywhere, and by projectiles I mean everything that wasn't bolted down and even some stuff that was. Naruto had put a Henge up so he looked like Kina and made his way to the centre of the camp where most of the fighting was occurring. They then heard a loud "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!" They guessed that Naruto had dropped the Henge and was now going into a rant.

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With Naruto

Naruto was stood over a Shotai of samurai who had tried to ambush him and were now disarmed and dazed.

"We're sorry Enigma-Dono, we didn't realise that you were actually coming to train us" said one of the samurai "In fact, I don't think you can fight now since you lost your main arm"

This would have shocked some of the older Jounins but these were teenage Samurai with attitude problems.

"You really think that… Do you want to put your arm on the line and risk it?" asked Naruto evilly

The 18 year old who had stood up to Naruto was now advancing on him while Naruto just stared at him.

"Fine, I accept you challenge, we each fight with what we have and the winner chooses the forfeit." Said the teen

"You're on Gachi," said Naruto "Prepare yourself because I won't hold back this time"

"Fine, you're not so tough" said Gachi "Let's go"

The two combatants stood 20 feet apart and each got prepared.

"You should hate that guy who alerted me to the attack on Konoha now" said Naruto as he showed Gachi his flesh arm, which looked perfectly normal

"Why?…" said Gachi nervously

"Kai!" yelled Naruto as his arms lit up with a bright purple glow. His entire body was soon engulfed in the glow but as suddenly as it had appeared, it went.

"What was that?" asked Gachi

"My first biological improvement, gravity seals." Said Naruto triumphantly "It affects the gravity on my body, currently my body is on 6 times stronger gravity. It was inspired by Rock Lee's leg weights; he has about 200lb on each leg. I did this while meditating"

"Oh god," said Gachi

"You bet" said Naruto as he showed Gachi his metal arm. "ROAR, IKAZUCHI!"

The phoenix that was Ikazuchi emerged from the sword and surrounded Naruto.

"Ready Chick?" said Ikazuchi "You haven't let me out in weeks!"

"Tough luck, just make sure the power is on max" said Naruto

Naruto charged at Gachi so fast, he was still standing in his original place and then a few more places. The electric current that flowed over Naruto ripped at Gachi and the blood flew onto the faces of the disgusted Samurai's.

"I'm sorry Enigma-Dono, but you have never shown how strong you really are." Said Gachi

"I know, just never disobey me again. That is your forfeit," said Naruto "ALRIGHT EVERYONE! I'M HERE NOW GET TO ME NOW!"

After this was yelled, there was sudden stampede of people running towards the voice. Pretty soon, an entire crowd had formed around Naruto and were all twittering about what he was doing here finally.

"People, you want something to do so I am here to give it to you. You are to pledge your allegiance to Konoha and will go on missions for the town. You will be given an apartment complex that has just been rebuilt as your home and you can set out your apartments anyway you like. I will not accept any thievery or abuse between Samurai in there. To pay for your upkeep, you will be doing missions and using the money to pay for food and other stuff you need. I have graded your skills and they will be valuable because you all possess Anti-Ninja abilities but on different levels" announced Naruto "Now, get your asses to the Hokage office before I kick them there."

"YES SIR!" yelled the group as they stampeded to the tower of the Hokage.

"Now you 4 can get out here." Called Naruto into the bushes

"Did he see us…?" whispered Atama

""Just come out already, you're not in trouble" called Naruto again

The four red faced preteens made their way out of the bushes and walked slowly over to Naruto.

"I think that little display is more than enough to prove I can take care of you. Now follow me, we're going on a mission now" said Naruto as he, Kunou and Aijou started walking towards the Hokage tower.

"DAMN IT!" yelled Atama as he looked at the three people now walking away from him

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With the Hokage

The entire Samurai squad had finally cleared out of the office with much persuasion of sake for the older ones and hugs for the younger ones. Some even tried flirting with Shizune but was quickly turned away by one scarecrow who appeared behind her.

Naruto and his small squad walked in after dodging various projectiles that Tsunade threw at him for sending them all in at once.

"Now can we give the Genin a mission?" asked Naruto swiftly dodging a very heavy looking file that was thrown his way

"Fine…You Will Pay For Sending Those Little Bastards In Here" said Tsunade through gritted teeth.

"I think you pissed her off Sensei" said Aijou quietly

"Just remind her that I've seen Ero-Sennin's MySpace." Said Naruto with the same tone.

"Now, for Team 7's first mission, you are going to retrieve Tora Jr.," said Tsunade with a devilish grin on.

Naruto's eyes widened at the mention of the blasted cat's heir.

"That is evil Tsunade, you could at least give them a challenge" said Naruto

"This will be, Tora Jr is twice as scratchy and three times as fast." Said Tsunade

"Is this bad Sensei?" asked Aijou

"Very…" muttered Naruto as he walked out followed by the others in a grim march. "Come on, you have a good challenge now"

The walk to the forest was a long and painfully slow one. Naruto sat down under a tree and set up a small radio and gave them all an earpiece. He then pulled out a map and placed it on the floor

"These will let you keep in contact with me. Now, tactics, Aijou you are on back defence, if the target retreats you are to retrieve it. Kunou will be Primary Attacker; you will go in at a 40-degree angle from our current angle and will go in for the retrieval first. Atama will be the Secondary Attacker, you will go in at a refracted angle of 30-degrees and will be leaping from the trees."

"How the hell can you work this stuff," said Atama

"Don't ask, just get moving or you wont be paid your 200 ryou" said Naruto

"Fine…" said Kunou as he ran off to his position muttering something about 'lousy cheapskate'

The other two soon followed suit while Naruto laid down under the tree and closed his eyes.

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"HEY SENSEI! GET UP!" yelled a loud voice from above him

"Oh Fuck Off Atama!" yelled Naruto back at him as he sat up

"You were asleep for an hour, we want our money now!"

"For god sake, go annoy Baa-Chan. I need sleep for once." Said Naruto slipping back down into a lying position "I was just having the best sleep ever…."

"Fine but this woman's been waiting for you for about 20 minutes" said Aijou as Naruto heard her footsteps walking away.

"Naruto-Kun" said a small voice as Naruto's eyes snapped open

"Hinata-chan…"

"SENSEI HAS A GIRLFRIEND!" yelled Atama

"SHUT UP!"

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A/N: Sorry to cut this chapter short people but I couldn't think of anything else so a few linking ideas would be much appreciated. Review and enjoy the somewhat short chapter. On a different note, I'm thinking about doing something Angsty and Gothic to branch off a little bit, should I do a NejiTen fic or a NaruHina one?