Chapter 2:Engagements and Old Maid

I wonder when I had started noticing how cute Naruto's butt was, was it that time when we played strip poker? Or that other time he dressed up like a French maid when he lost that bet? Well, either way I caught myself staring at it as he was bending over to pick up the papers he had dropped on my office floor. Today's a Wednesday which means we're having our weekly meeting but this time it's at my place. Last time I had to travel all the way to Konoha but not today! It was his turn to suffer.

So anywho, Naruto's bending over, his cute little butt in plain view as he picks up the papers discussing our treaty. Today we decided to actually do business instead of discussing about how Donkey Kong rocks Godzilla's ass. I wish I can rock Naruto's ass…

Where the hell did that come from? Push naughty thoughts away...well, that didn't work. Eh, I tried.

Awe, Naruto's getting up now. Oh well. He stacks the papers in front of him and leans against the desk in front of me. He looks at me and then glances at the door wondering if the guards are listening to what we were saying for the last 30 minutes. The only reason we finally got off our lazy asses was because Naruto decided to bring one of his guards along. Why the guard matters I do not know.

But what I do know is that that was the most idiotic thing hes done so far! He decided to bring the person I hate most in this world (well one of them).

Stupid prick, Uchiha Sasuke.

"Gaara? Gaara!" my attention was brought back to Naruto who was looking at me.

"Umm...shall we continue then?" Was the only thing that came to mind as the thought of his tight ass danced in my head. Damn him and his tight ass!

Naruto raised an eyebrow at me and continued with ...whatever he was saying! To tell the truth, I don't know what he was saying, cause the moment he turned his back to me, I was all into his ass! Hypnotized completely!

The Uchiha must have caught me staring because I saw his eyes turned towards me. Well, at least I think his eyes were turned towards me; hes wearing his anbu mask but I can feel his eyes on me. Damn I hate him...and his mask! Lately I've been suspecting that he likes Naruto more than a normal friend/guard should.

I turn my head to look into angry blue eyes when I heard the owner of the blue eyes clear his throat.

"Are you even listening to me Gaara! I've been ranting on and on asking you this and that but you don't answer! C'mon! Concentrate on my hate for geometry and triangles!(AN: sorry inside joke w/ a friend of mine)"

He saw me glance at Uchiha and turned to see what was so interesting that caught my attention from his cute ass. The stupid prick was still looking my way so Naruto angrily stomped up to him and started yelling.

"Bastard, what are you doing to Gaara? Are you two talking with your eyes!" he grabbed the Uchiha's collar, "What's so interesting you have to interrupt our conversation?"

Sasuke didn't even flinch as Naruto screamed in his face. I wonder why Naruto's so angry just becuase I wasn't listening…

My attention was turned back to them when I heard Sasuke begin to speak.

"Just talking about how cute your ass looks, dobe"

A blush began to form on Naruto's face and I could feel mine heating up as well. Damn Uchiha! I hate him…urge to kill rising….

"Well," Naruto began, "you shouldn't be staring at my ass in the first place bastard! You're engaged remember?"

Engaged? Well I didn't see that one coming. Sasuke is getting married? I wonder who the unlucky girl is. And figuring from the dark aura that began emitting from his body, I'd say hes not too happy about it.

"Shut it dobe. I can still stare at others asses, cant I?"

"But why my ass!" Naruto yelled once again in Uchiha's face. Oh this was greatly amusing…better than watching Jaraiya get beat up by the girls in the hot springs when he gets caught peeping at them... Well at least I'm still not afraid that the prick can take Naruto away from me since he is kind of engaged…I couldn't help but ask the question.

"Who are you engaged to?"

Both men both immediately turned to look at me. Naruto let go of Sasuke's collar and answered slowly "To Sakura…you remember her right?"

I nodded and thought about the girl's personality. She isn't that bad but then again Uchiha might still hate her guts…they were teammates were they not? Well I guess they would make a good couple…their babies would be good looking at least…

"Why?" I had asked before I could stop myself. Oh well, no turning back now. "Why are you two getting married?"

Naruto backed further away from the Uchiha with a look of concern on his face. Well I could guess they weren't marrying out of love…ha! I knew it…

The dark haired Anbu took off his mask, face stoic as always, and said "Because…we are in love…"

Pfftt, what a liar. If I hadn't known who he really was I would've believed him but under these circumstances I knew he was lying out of his ass right now... and I loved it!

"Oh" I said with a grin. "Really?" the uchiha glared at me and there was silence before he said "Really". There was more silence. It was really starting to bore me. Naruto cleared his throat before changing the subject.

"Well, shall we continue then?" Naruto looked at me and the Uchiha and then at me before continuing with the treaty. I looked over at the Uchiha to find that he was deep in thought.

3 hours later

"Go dark magician girl!"

"I chose you, pikachu!"

"That's not fair!Yellow chubby creatures don't count!"

"Yes they do!"

"We're gonna stick to 1 game at a time, remember, Naruto?"

"...GO BAHAMUT!"

How did we get here? Oh yeah…after the silence Naruto went back to discussing the treaty and we got bored about 5 minutes after we started. Sasuke began lecturing Naruto that since he was now Hokage he needed to take responsibility in his duties and had the nerve to say "and that counts for you too Gaara". Naruto and I just rolled our eyes and threw rolled up pieces of papers at him. Sasuke managed to dodge a few until Naruto threw a paper weight at the Uchiha hitting him right between the eyes.

We laughed and he attacked.

Temari heard the racket from the other side of the Kazekage tower and screamed at us to stop fighting.

"If you're so pissed off at each other I suggest you solve this little conflict as mature young men."

She then handed us a pack of cards. We all looked at her with a confused looks on our face and she kindly explained to us what she had planned.

"Settle this over a game of Old Maid"

We looked at her in silence for awhile until Naruto blurted out "You mean Aids?"

I chuckled, Sasuke rolled his eyes and Temari smiled.

"Sure whatever…jus make sure you clean up this mess you made while fighting!" and with that she left.

Apparently Old Maid turned into Go Fish and Go Fish turned into pure insanity…

Oh what a productive meeting we had today…

For those who don't know… Old Maid is where you take all of the royal cards and whatnot (jacks, kings, queens) out of the deck except for one Queen. The dealer deals out all the cards to the players. The players all look at their cards and get rid of any pairs they have. So it starts with one player choosing a card from another players deck with out looking. If that card makes a pair then they get rid of the pair and then the person next to them gets a card from them and etc. the game ends when all the players have no cards except the one left with the queen which is the old maid.

Meh…it reminds me of Aids cuz u pass the old maid around until only one has it left and they lose….or explode or something