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Addison couldn't quite believe she was going to go on a date with Alex Karev. WHO HAD A GIRLFRIED. No, she admonished herself, this is not a date. Just a payback for helping a friend. A friend that happens to be really really good looking. Stop Addison, bad bad thoughts. Her cell phone rang and she picked up immediately, cradling the phone between her ear and her bare shoulder.

She had gone home to change and was wearing a green tank top and tight jeans. She decided not to give him the satisfaction of dressing up.

"Hello?" she answered.

"Addie. Son. Addison. Are you ready?" Alex's voice sounded halfway nervous, like he was still paranoid about Ava. Rebecca. EHH.

She slipped on some flipflops and walked out the door. "Be there in a few."

"Cant wait," he hung up the phone. Addison shivered at the sound of his voice when he answered. He sounded like he was happy to hear from her. Nah.

She started her car and turned up the radio, hoping the sound would distract her from her coming date.

I got you, I got you on my mind.

And it's time to make you see

What I want

So Ill just make this

A little more obvious

Cause I get what I want and I want you to get with me

Addison stared at the radio, as though horrified of its song. She changed the song quickly.

You hit the bullseye baby

You hit the bullseye baby

Now Im into you crazy

You know you hit the mark

Don't know how you got me started

Im not an easy target

Hit it

You hit the bullseye

You hit my heart

Addison glared at the radio, and decided it was safer to turn it off. She pulled into Joes and walked into the bar, sneaking up on Alex. He was clearly already at least halfway drunk. Drunk enough to say crazy things, but not drunk enough to act on them yet.

Addison snuck up on him, deciding to scare him, but against what her head was saying, she decided to be a little flirty. "Guess who—otherwise you get a shortie."

Alex chuckled and turned. "You cant scare me with that voice, Addieson. I hear it in my dreams. And if you want to pull down my pants, all you have to do is ask."

"Alex!!" Addison playfully swatted his arm but couldn't help but smile. Drunk men tell no lies, right?

Stop Addison. No flirting with the help. The one with the GIRLFRIEND. REMEMBER!?!

"Are you drunk? I've only been here for a few minutes and youre already hammered." Addison laid a hand on his arm.

"Just a little teensy bit." Alex held his thumb and forefinger a millimeter apart, then took in Addison's full appearance. Even in his drunken haze, he could tell she looked fantastic.

"So, since youre, you know, totally toasted, mind telling me why I had to lie to your girlfriend today?"

"Ehh. She thinks I'm in love with you, so she tries to like stalk me and stuff." Alex swayed on his barstool.

"Why does she think you're in love with me?" Addison faked surprise, but she was dancing on the inside. Maybe that's because she had already had too much to drink. She was already trying to remember what they were talking about.

"Because I called your name during sex," Alex shrugged and Addison laughed.

"Haha, poor Ava, Rebecca. Shit, what is the woman's name? I guess sex with me was so good that nothing compares." She giggled again.

"Nope. Best sex ever!" Alex toasted his drink and Addison and Alex finished their drink in one gulp.

Ava sat in a booth behind them, listening to every word.

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