A/N: I don't own Kim Possible, Jinx, or any of the characters from any of the shows. This story idea came to me while watching too much TV as I recovered from surgery. This story takes place instead of Dimension Twist at that time in the Kim Possible TV Show and after The Brotherhood of Evil season finale for Teen Titans TV Show.

I talked to Robert Teague about to 'Jinx' idea and I'd like to thank him.

This is my first short story (I hope! They, the stories just kept growing like that bio-thingy in KP's 'Mother's Day'.)

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CRISSCROSSED


When Jinx came to she was looking into a pair of concerned green eyes framed by a mane of red hair.

'Not again! All I wanted was a soda without paying the super-inflated convenience store price. Not even super-villains have to go through this for a lousy can of soda.'

A monotone that could only belong to Raven intoned, ""Cue the theme music, 'Nobody Knows the Troubles I've Seen.' Jinx is conscious and in a state of self pity."

"Friend Jinx, can you not tell where you disappeared to? Or why the Middleton City Police Department found you lying in the same spot on the sidewalk two hours later?" The green eyes asked.

The face of a spiky haired boy came into Jinx' field of vision. "Jinx, this is our med lab at the T-tower, you've been in a tough fight and I…no…we…need to know what threats might come through and attack us."

The fact that she was in the med lab and not a prison ward and so far not charged with anything was helpful. "I'll tell you what I know but it's not much. The one I considered most dangerous is an older woman I called Green Granny. She wears a green and black bodysuit with waist length black hair…"

Jinx was interrupted by Beastboy, "Grrrr, I like her already."

Raven turned her head and glared at BB from in the shadows of her hood.

Beastboy morphed to a small green kitten, "Eppp!"

Jinx said in a martyred tone, "As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted. Green Granny is dangerous, she can throw bolts like Starfire, and I'm willing to bet that that she is as good if not better that Robin in the martial arts.

"The next most dangerous is Kim Something-or-Other. Another green-eyed, redhead, who likes a bare midriff in many ways she reminds me of you, Starfire, in that she's a compulsive do-gooder. She's also like Robin in that she uses martial arts and gadgets."

"Blueberryboy is like Gizmo except that he's an old man; he must be in his forties. He's harmless as far as fighting goes but his is inventions can be dangerous."

"The last one is Ron Somthingable, he's Kim's sidekick. He has no fighting abilities that I know of, and reminds me of how Beastboy acts. I don't know why Kim would allow someone like that to unbalance her team? "

"But he is kind of cute and asked me to a dance."

Cyborg spoke up, "That's it, this Kim may have red hair and green eyes but I'll bet that she's as ugly as sin. So she has to keep this Ron guy around if she wants a date."


The hovercraft retuned to the lair later after everything had quieted down. After he turned on the lights, Dr. Drakken started checking his previous ingenious inventions for the Dimensional Compiler. "Just think of it Shego. A whole new world to take over and no teen hero, Kim Possible to stop us."

"Whop-de-do. Just hook up this thing and let's go."

"All set. Shego! I need a sample from that dimension so I can make the correct settings on the Dimensional Compiler and then we can leave Kim Possible behind. Bw-ha-ha-ha-ha!"


A day or so later, Kim and Ron slid down the grapple lines to the floor of Dr. Drakken's last lair; Wade said that his security bugs had detected the mad scientist's return.

"As I understand it, Wade bugs everyplace he has an interest in, right?" Ron asked as they searched through the gloom for clues.

"That's how Wade gives us the 411 on evil activities around the world." Explained Kim as she walked over the footbridge; and onto their former battlefield there she saw the returned hovercraft.

Ron had a different thought and it had nothing to do with Kim's usual foes. It was bad feeling and it was not one of those 'I'm gonna get hurt by the bad guys feelings' this was one of those queasy pit-of-the-stomach Kim feelings. "Wade has your home bugged, right?"

"True, he had to do that for safety reasons." Said Kim.

"Kim, Kimala. You do realize that Wade is…is...is what? Twelve or thirteen years old?"

Kim's face went as red as a beet, "That, that little…he should have told me he was growing up. Now I can't trust my own room!"

"Wade and I are going to have a long talk about respecting a girl's personal privacy."

"Don't worry about it Kim." Soothed Ron. "There's an easy fix and it's being taken care of. The twins are debugging your room while we're on this mission."

"The tweebs in MY room! Ron!"

"Now let's get Shego." Said Ron trying to calm his volcanic best friend down.

""You mean Dr. Drakken?" Kim asked with an arched eyebrow. Some things are just too weird, last time it was that pink haired girl and now Shego, ewww! Kim was beginning to worry about her best friend.

When Shego stepped into the light at the end of the chaotic darkness, she automatically checked her surroundings. She was in a large rectangular room with five costumed individuals standing around and 'Pinky' strapped to what looked like a hospital gurney off to Shego's left.

'Natch, we used a strand of Pinky's hair and I just HAVE to come out wherever she is!' Shego thought as she leapt into action.

Shego saw 'Kim' standing with her back to her. How she got here first didn't matter, Shego was bound and determined to get the first licks in while she could. Shego launched herself at the redhead while she called out, "Surprise princess!"

Starfire turned only to get kicked in the midriff. She flew backwards and hit the metal medicine cabinet. The cabinet bent under the impact and fell over on top of Starfire.

Shego was shocked to see the purple clad redhead push the medicine cabinet off of her and to one side. "You're not Kim Possible!"

"No, she's not." A hooded figure said without emotion. A desk and a chair were enveloped in a black mystical energy and flew in Shego's direction.

Shego dodged the flying objects with practiced ease, only to be rapped on the shoulder by a metal Bo stick.

"You know, it's not a good idea to have your quarterstaff made of metal when fighting me." Shego said with an evil grin.

"Oh and why is that?" asked the masked, teenaged boy.

"Because metal transmits heat," Both of Shego's hands took on their familiar (to her) green glow, "SURPRISE!"

Without a sound, Robin released his end of the Bo stick and jumped back. He felt the heat and didn't know what other power this intruder might have.

Robin jumped back to the attack in a flurry of kicks and punches.

Shego assessed her situation, five or six teen heroes, and thought, 'Dr. D. what did you get us into this time? I thought the idea was to get away from Kim Possible and her dopey sidekick and be free of interference from teen heroes.'

"You know, you guys might actually win in a fair fight. Too, bad, I don't fight fair!" With that Shego blocked Robin's attack and grabbed his face with one hand. That hand glowed green and Robin screamed from the burning pain. Robin dropped to the floor, both hands instinctively covering the source of his pain, his burnt face.

Raven seized the nearest large object, the hospital gurney and had it fly in Shego's direction. Raven then ran over towards Robin to see if she could help'

The movement of the hospital gurney caught Jinx by surprise. She was not happy to begin with, being strapped down and helpless in the middle of a fight and now flying through the air just ticked her off. 'Only one person can do this and if I live through this she is going to pay!'

"RAVEN I'M STILL STRAPPED TO THIS THING!"

The hospital gurney hit the far wall and fell on its side. A hole opened up in the air and a blue-skinned head with a short black pigtail poked through and looked around.

Cyborg fired his sonic cannon at the blue head that appeared to be floating in midair.

While it missed, Dr. Drakken pulled his head back and closed the portal. Leaving a pissed-off Shego on her own.

Shego dove between the legs of the hospital gurney with its helpless passenger and rolled to a crouching position on her hands and knees and she found herself looking into the fangs of a green Tiger.

"Just back off junior, I know when I'm beat." Shego said and thought to herself. 'For now.'

Starfire flew over to the fallen hospital gurney and released Jinx. Then she up righted the gurney and pushed it over to where Raven was healing Robin's burn wound.

"You're lucky, Robin, if the mask wasn't made from the same fabric as your cape. You might have lost your eyesight tonight. As it was it protected your eyes from anything worse than monetary 'flash blindness'. Still get yourself checked out by a competent doctor later." Raven instructed her team leader.

Raven looked softly at Starfire and said gruffly, "We both know how often Robin ignores what is in his own best interest, so I'm trusting you to make sure that he has his vision checked. Don't take his word for it, go with him."

"That I shall do, friend Raven." Starfire scooped the temporally blinded Robin and literally flew him back to his room.

Raven had given orders to Cyborg and Beastboy on placing Shego in the Special Containment Room when Jinx strolled around in front of Raven.

Smiling widely, Jinx said, "Hi Raven, remember me? The human missile you sent flying to the other end of the room."

"No." Replied the tired monotone.

"That's a darned shame 'cause a simple little apology can save you such aggravation." Jinx loosed a small hex bolt at the clasp of Raven's cloak and then walked by towards the door away from everyone.

As Jinx expected, Raven's cloak fell off to floor and as she bent forward to retrieve the fallen item, a second hex bolt caused the zipper of her leotard to split and fall to the floor.

Raven straightened up and glared at the two teenaged heroes, "Cyborg, Beastboy, not a word. Not…one…word."

Then she teleported in the shadow-shape of her name; back to her room to escape the embarrassing situation; and to collect her scattered wits in meditation.

Cyborg and Beastboy looked down at the floor where Raven's leotard lay atop her cloak, then at each other, and back at the piled clothing on the floor.

The two of them burst out laughing, gasping for breath, Cyborg said. "We'd better stop before Raven tells us to go to…"

Beastboy gulped, "Yeah and she can do that to."

Beastboy looked around, "Cy, where'd she go?"

"Who?"

"Our prisoner, where is she?"

Shego took advantage of the distraction like any experienced thief and left while the getting' was good.

"So do we tell Raven?" Beastboy asked anxiously.

"Not right now. If we tell her now she's libel to do something we'd regret. So I vote that we wait until Robin is better. Besides we should have caught her by then. The Tower is on security lockdown there's no way she's gonna get away." said Cyborg.

Continued