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Seirasu here! This is chapter three of "Lifes Weird." Well hope you enjoy. BTW need more ideas! send me a pm. xp

Lifes Weird

The sun illuminated through Naruto's window blinds, as he awoke from what he thought was a dream. Man, that was an awsome dream I had last night. Thought the awaking blonde. "I was running to school, and all of a sudden, I run into a mysterios cat that was wounded at the rib cage. Then I bring the cat home, and it starts talking to me! I black out after a book hits my head. All of a sudden to my surprise I awake seeing a hot ass girl in my room. We end up making out on the bed and... having sex in my bathroom." Naruto said dreamily, trailing off after the last statement. " It all seemed so real though..." explained the blonde.

Naruto was about to get out of bed when all of a sudden a moan came out of nowhere, after he moved his knee. Naruto did the same thing which earned him another feminine moan. He quickly took off the blanket that was upon him and there atop his body laid the beatiful busty woman that was from his thought to be "dream." Her breasts were pressed on top his chest, while Naruto's knee was where her inner thigh lay.

"Im not use to being awakened like this Naruto-kun. But if you wanna start this early in the morning, then its fine by me." cooed Satsuki.

"S-Satsuki-chan!" Naruto yelled as she began taking her clothes. "What the hell are you doi- Umf!" said Naruto getting cut off as the shirt that Satsuki was borrowing from him hit his face. The instant Naruto took off the shirt that hit his face, there in front of him was a naked and ready to go Satsuki. "I d-dont think we should do this again." said a blushing Naruto, thinking about what happened in the bathroom.

"Exactly how old are you, Naruto-kun?" asked Satsuki as she laid atop Naruto.

"17. Why do you ask?" asked the blonde.

"Well then your old enough to have sex with me." answered Satsuki, as she started nibbling his collar bone.

"Satsuki-chan! Stop!" he yelled trying his best to get out of Satsuki's grasp.

"But why, Naruto-kun?" whined Satsuki.

"Because your acting like a... slut." said the blonde softly.

"I-Im sorry, Naruto-kun." she said sadly as she began to get off him. "It's just that I've never had anyone that cared for me, like you." Satsuki said bleakly as a tear started to form from her eye.

Naruto hated the look of a girl in sorrow. Feeling bad for telling her off he slowly approached her. "Satsuki-chan..."

Satsuki gasped surprised by the tight embrace that Naruto hugged her with. "Im sorry Satsuki-chan. Im sorry..." he said softly. After hearing this Satsuki returned the hug. Then to her surprise, she felt a warm set of lips atop her's as she felt somthing enter her mouth. It was Naruto's tougne! His warm tougne began licking her's. Satsuki moaned at the feeling. Naruto released the kiss as he began to move slowly down to her breast, leaving a trail of saliva with his tougne. Reaching her right breast, he enclosed his mouth over her nipple and started biting the erect nipple softly. Satsuki screamed in ecstasy as she felt his tounge flick her nipple repeatedly. "Naruto-kun's sooooo good at this." moaned Satsuki, hugging his head forcibly, as Naruto's left hand started kneading her left breast. Naruto continued this process as he heard Satsuki's moaning becoming huffs and pants. Naruto then took his right hand and postitioned it atop her pussy lips, as he rubbed her clit with his index finger.

"Naruto-kun... Please, insert your fingers in me. Please..." begged the horny woman. After hearing this sexual dialect he, instantly complied, forcing his index and middle finger in here pussy as he used his thumb to rub her pulsing bud.

Omg! Hes sooooo good at this. His getting every part of my sensitive parts, sucking my left nipple, carressing my right breast, and even most amazing! Hes pleasuring my pussy with such skill. Thought the red eyed woman. He cant possibly be a virgen if he knows what hes doinnnn...! she yelled in her head but trailed off feeling herself climax onto Naruto's fingers.

"Can I taste it Naruto-kun?" asked Satsuki sensualy.

"Sure." said Naruto happily."Anything for my kitten." he said taking his fingers out and put them out for Satsuki to taste.

Satsuki complied as she sucked on Naruto's fingers like a lollipop. She started twirling her tougne around his finger's which made Naruto quite aroused.

"Wanna taste it too?" cooed Satsuki, seductively.

"Ok." Naruto said as he reached downward to scoop up more of Satsuki's cum. But he was stopped.

"Ill get it for you." She moan spreading her legs apart as she stuck her fingers into herself, scooping up her cum.

Naruto sucked on her fingers. She moaned at the feeling of his tougne twirling her fingers.

"I want more." the blonde said. Satsuki started to insert her fingers back in but Naruto grabbed her hands and shook his head. "Ill get it myself." Naruto said seductivly. Naruto grabbed her legs and spread them apart and started licking the stray cum that slipped down her legs. He followed the cum where the trail led as he got to her pussy. Naruto plunged his tougne into her vagina, and lapped up all the cum. Satsuki gave out a shriek of ecstasy feeling his tougne licking her inner walls. "Ah! Naruto-kun!" yelled Satsuki as she cummed all over his face.

"Oh no! Naruto-kun's all wet and dirty!" she scolded Naruto playfully. "Let me clean you up." said Satsuki moving her face close to his, as she started licking Naruto's cheeks, and lips. Naruto was loving this moment until all of a sudden his cellphones ring tone want off.

Im in love with a dancer.

She got it, she goin', she going'

Shes grinding that pole and...

Im in love with a dancer

She stripping, she laying, she rolling.

Im not playing, shes shocking

Im in love with a dancer...

"Hello?" asked Naruto a little annoyed.

"Hey there Naruto-kun!" yelled Sakura.

"S-Sakura-chan! Whats up?" asked Naruto.

"I was wonder if you were coming to school today." she answered.

"OH SHIT!!!! Today a school day?" asked Naruto.

"Yeah! Omg I cant beleive you forgot!" responded the pink haired girl. "Well Im coming over to pick you up."

"Alright Ill be waiting." he said, turning his cellphone off.

"Sorry Satsuki-chan. I guesse I got to go." said Naruto as he quickly got dressed and grabbed a peice of bread. "Ill be back at 4:30." said Naruto quickly.

"OK." said Satsuki a little sad.

Seeing the sadness on Satsuki's face.Naruto went up to her. "We'll continue our fun later." he said seductivly.

"Ok! Ill be waiting Naruto-kun." responded Satsuki cheerfully.

lol hope you liked this chapter! xp I wonder if this chapter had a little too much "lemon in it..." lol

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