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Yo! Seirasu here! LOL I got the idea for this chapter from an anonomys reader named MADMAX. Arigotto! MADMAX-san!

So if hes reading this i must thank him. xp

BTW! ppl have been asking me wat "pm" means. lol it means private message. Well I hope u like this chapter!!!!!!!

Lifes Weird


As Naruto began getting ready for school. Satsuki had a little plan of her own. I wonder who this "Sakura-chan" is? Satsuki thought. "Time to do a little recon!" yelled the sly woman to herself. "No one is taking Naruto-kun from me!" And with that vow, she turned into a her cat form and snuck into the blonde boys backpack.

Naruto reentered his room as he grabbed his backpack and dashed out the door. "Cya Satsuki-chan!" he yelled but no answer. Thinking she that she probably went back to sleep, he shrugged it off and went out the door. Once he locked his house and started walking out the gate outside, standing outside his house was his first crush, Sakura Haruno. She had pink hair,and a red ribbon that seemed to put her hair in place. "Hey Sakura-chan." greeted the blonde.

"Oh! Hey, Naruto-ku..." Sakura paused as she moved her face closer to Naruto.

"W-whats W-w-wrong Sakura-chan?" asked Naruto starting to turn beet red, as the pink haired girl moved her face in closer and closer.

"Whats that funny smell coming off you?" asked Sakura. (A/N. The "funny smell" is Satsuki's... cum... lmao! well at least you now know. )

"Funny smell?" Naruto asked. "What funny smeeeeeee..." said the blonde trailing off. OH SHIT!!!!! Its Satsuki-chan's cum...!!! thought Naruto starting to sweat like crazy.

In Naruto's BackPack

Hehehehe. Satsuki laughed to herself. Oh yeah. He forgot to clean himself off after what we "did."

Oh Naruto-kun. Your so clumsy.

Outside Narutos backpack

"That smell seems familiar." said the pink haired dame, thinking.

"Hey!" I know that smell...! OMG!!! Naruto-kun! Do you have a girl up in your room?" said Sakura half yelling, and half asking.

"N-no way!" lied the blone.

"Gimme your keys! Im gonna go take a look!" yelled Sakura, flustered.

"WOAH LOOK AT THE TIME! WE BETTER GET GOING! HAHAHHAHAH." laughed Naruto unsuringly, as he pulled Sakura away from his house towards there school.

"Let me go Naruto! Your hiding something!" yelled Sakura trying her best to escape the blonde's grip. LET... ME... G-" the pink haired girl tried yelling. But to her surprise Naruto pushed her onto a nearby wall and had his lips atop of hers. Sakura tried to squirm out but gave into Naruto.

In Naruto's BackPack

WTH is going on out there! thought Satsuki. First there both yelling and all of a sudden it gets all quiet. figited the cat.

Outside Narutos backpack

Naruto pulled out of the kiss as he began walking towards school again. "Im sorry Satsuki-chan. But I had to." said Naruto softly. "That was the only way I can keep her from getting suspicius." said the blonde.

In Naruto's BackPack

What the hell is he talking about? asked Satsuki to herself. Did he..? No way.. He couldnt..? He did... Satsuki was about to jump out the backpack to ask what he did. But she didnt wanna risk blowing her cover. So she stayed in the backpack quietly.

Outside Narutos backpack

Sakura finally got out of her daze as she ran by side Naruto still blushing.

... silence

... silence

Naruto wanted somthing to happen to avoid this awkward silence.

Finally Sakura began to talk. "Umm... Naruto-kun?" began the pink haired dame.

"Yeah?" responded Naruto.

... silence

"Why did you... kiss me?" asked Sakura, meekly.

... silence

In Naruto's BackPack

He... KISSED HER!!!!!!?????? Satsuki yelled in her mind getting very frustrated. Naruto-kun kissed her? Oh god! Not being able to take the suspense. Satsuki blanked out.

Outside Narutos backpack

"Uhhh..." began Naruto as they reached there school. But thankfully they heard the Konoha bell ring, so Sakura's answer was never given.


Through out 1st 2nd and 3rd period Naruto was able to avoid Sakura, but not for long. Once 4th period started Naruto accedently ran into Sakura on there way into class. "Hey there Naruto-kun." said Sakura in an awkward voice.

Noticing her voice. Naruto greeted her with a simple hey.

Class started as Kakashi continued his lesson from yesterday. While class passing by, Naruto felt himself being watched by non other than Sakura. Sakura was turned on by the kiss. And wanted to get more.

Omg. I knew this would happen. But I didnt want Sakura-chan figuring out about Satsuki.

All of a sudden Sakura raised her hand.

"Yes, Sakura-chan? Is there somthing wrong?" asked Kakashi.

"Im not feeling well." responded Sakura.

"Would you like to go see the nurse?" there sensei asked.

"Hai." said the pink haired girl.

"Alright then. Would you like to bring someone with you?" asked the white haired man.

"Hai. I choose Naruto-kun." she said.

Omg... Why me? Naruto asked himself as he grabbed his backpack and followed Sakura outside their class.

"Umm... Sakura-chan? Why did you choose me?" asked the blonde as they passed by class B12.

"Because..." Sakura said as she started grabbing Naruto and pulling him into the desserted classroom, and locking the door. "...I love you Naruto-kun." she said seductivly, pinning him onto a wall.

"S-Sakura-c-chan... I-I dont think we should-" started Naruto, but was cut off by Sakura, as she pressed her lips atop his. Then too Naruto's surprise she started licking his bottom lip with her tougne, asking for entrance into his mouth. Naruto tried his best to resist her, but ended up failing as she forced her tougne into his mouth. She then began to lick his tougne with hers. Sakura moaned at the feeling of his tounge. Sakura broke the kiss as she started moving down to his neck and started sucking and nibbling on his skin. This feeling aroused Naruto as he felt his pants getting tighter. Noticing this Sakura nudged his crotch with her knee. Naruto moaned at this.

"You like that Naruto-kun?" cooed Sakura. The aroused blonde nodded at this question. "Well Im just getting started. Theres more to come, Na-ru-to-kun." She whispered in his ear.


Hehehehehe! Im sooooooo evil. lol I wanted to write more for this chapter. but Im like "Maybe I should build up suspense for all my readers." hehehehe Im E-V-I-L. lol well please review about what you thought about this chapter. xp hope you loved this chapter. lol