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Yo! Im back, sorry for not updating in a while. I was busy with my charter skool essay. This sux. I got so much work during the summer! hahahha well anyways I got the idea for this chapter from one of my readers. his name is "raymaru." Well hope you enjoy this chapter. Please read and review.

Lifes Weird


"Naruto-sama! Hurry up!" yelled a black haired woman.

"Ill be right down!" answered Naruto, putting a shirt on, as he ran downstairs to an irritated Satsuki.

"Yay! Lets go!" yelled Satsuki with glee.

Naruto and Satsuki began to walk out of there house, but stopped when they saw a pink haired girl standing outside Naruto's door.

"N-Naruto-kun!" stuttered a blushing Sakura.

"Oh hey Sakura-chan. Watchu here for?" asked the blonde.

"... Im sorry, Naruto-kun..." said Sakura softly.

"Huh? What are you talking about Sakura-chan?" asked Naruto.

"What happened yesterday... Please dont hate me Naruto-kun." the pink haired girl sobbed, as tears began falling to the ground.

"Oh that..." Naruto said, but couldnt finish the sentence.

""Why are you crying?" asked Satsuki, butting in.

"..." Sakura was still silent.

"Dont cry." Satsuki said asurringly. "Naruto-sama enjoyed what happened yesterday." Patting Sakura on the back.

"Y-yeah..." stuttered Naruto, still stuck on words.

"So you dont hate me?" asked Sakura raising her head.

Naruto was stunned as he, found her appealing with puffy and teaey eyes. "No way! I could never hate you!" said Naruto, putting a reassuring hand on her shoulder.

"How about you come shopping with us?" asked Satsuki. "Shopping always helps a girls heart!" responded Satsuki, happily.

"... Ok. I guess thats alright." said Sakura blushing.


"WOW, its so big!" yelled Satsuki, pulling Naruto and Sakura into the humoungous mall. Once they entered the mall Satsuki began looking through the windows of the stores.

Naruto continued his walk through the mall, as he noticed something. Men that walked passed Naruto gave him a look of envy. Naruto was wondering why he got these looks, but got his answer when Satsuki and Sakura grabbed onto both his arms and moved closer to him. "So Naruto-kun..." began Satsuki softey in his ear. "Hows it feel having to hot girls walk around the mall with you?" finished Sakura, whispering into his other ear. Seeing this the men around him began to get jealous, as they looked at him with narrowed eyes. Noticing this Naruto quickly pulled the two woman into a store filled with clothes.

Naruto wasnt surprised by the way that the two girls reacted. (A/N. You know how girls go crazy when they see a "cute top/pants/shoes/ets." lol well imagine that.)


"God Im tired..." groaned Naruto sitting on a bench outside a shop. "Those girls sure know how to shop." said the blonde looking at all the shopping bags that was on the floor. Then he heard a familiar giggling. He looked towards the laughter, seeing Satsuki and Sakura exit out of a store called "Icha Icha Toys." They both had a look on there faces that scared Naruto.

"Hey, Naruto-kun. Im hungry. Lets go eat at the food court." said Sakura, cheerfully.

"Same here." agreed Satsuki, as the two girls pulled the blonde towards the eating area.

Once they got to the food area, they quickly ordered there lunch and found a vacant table to sit at. The to girls sat themselves at each side of Naruto as they began eating.

Time Skip: 30 minutes later...

"Mmm. Im so full." groaned Naruto, laying back in his seat. "So what are we doing next?" asked the blonde. Satsuki and Sakura looked at each other with a devious look in there eyes, and turned to Naruto.

"Lets have a little fun." said Satsuki, slyly. Sakura smiled.

"What are you to talking abou-Oh!" groaned Naruto, seeing both Satsuki and Sakura's hand massaging Naruto's manhood through his pants. "What the hell are you two doing?!" yelled Naruto, softly. Satsuki and Sakura just giggled as they looked at the blushing blonde, trying his best to hold his moans back. Satsuki began to remove Naruto's belt. while Sakura continued the playfull massaging. "Not here! We'll get caught." the blonde managed to say through all his maoning.

"That makes it more fun." responded Sakura, helping Satsuki remove Naruto's pants. Naruto was about to stop the two girls, but his hand was pinned down to the table. Naruto, knowing that he was stronger than the two girls, for some reason couldnt free himself from the two dames. Once Naruto's pants and boxers were down to his knees, Sakura encircled her fingers around Naruto's cock, as she began jacking Naruto off. Meanwhile Satsuki fondled with the blondes balls, with her fingers.

Naruto moaned. "Does Naruto-kun like?" asked Satsuki, seductivly in his ear. The blue eyed boy just groaned in reply.

Finally Naruto freed his grasp from the two girls, moving his right hand under Sakura's skirt. The blonde did the same with Satsuki. Moving there undergarments aside, the blue eyed boy plunged his fingers in both the girls slits. Both Satsuki and Sakura moaned at the feeling of his fingers. The blonde chuckled evily. "Payback."

"What are you doing?" hissed Satsuki, with a blush on her face.

"Just having some fun." replied Naruto, moving his fingers in and out in a rythemic motion. This made the two girls moan greatly. This made Sakura and Satsuki move there hands more seductivly.

After what seemed like hours of playful harrasing the blonde climaxed, letting out a low groan. Satsuki and Sakura came after awhile later. Naruto slipped his fingers out of the two girls, grabbing a couple tissues and wiping the musty smelling ecstasy off his fingers. Instead of doing the same thing the two females licked there hands clean.

"Mmm. Naruto-kun tastes so good." said Sakura and Satsuki in unision.

"God you two are crazy." groaned Naruto, breathing hard.

"Thats so mean Naruto-kun." whined the pink haired girl, as she moved closer to the blonde haired boy.

"Well since were done with lunch lets continue our shopping." said Satsuki.


That was so hot! xp Man if i were in a situation like that... dang! That would be so awsome. xp aaaaaaaaaaaaawsome! Not that Im perverted or anything. . Im not perverted!!!! . well hope you liked this chapter. plz review and stay tuned.