A/N: HARRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HARRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HARRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OO - spazzes more than ever -
Emmie-Chan: - bangs head repetitively on Ed's shoulder -
Ed: - eating pudding -
Me: HARRY!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CHO'S NOT WORTH IT HARRY!!!!!!!!!!! AND GINNY'S JUST AS BADDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU DESERVE BETTER HARRY!!!!!!! BETTERRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!! O.O
Emmie-Chan: - sigh - Sadly, there weren't enough reviews for Chi to stop being psycho over Harry Potter, but then again, even if she had ALL the reviews in the world, she still would be protesting Harry's love for Cho Chang and the Weasley girl. - sighs - but still, that doesn't mean that Chi forgot to reply THE SMALL AMOUNT BUT VERY COMFORTING REVIEWERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XDDDD
September5Rhyme - haha I agree with you SO much with the telletubbies! YOSH!!!!!!! WE SHALL START A TELLETUBBY RESISTANCE PROGRAM FOR ALL YEE SCARED INNOCENCE!!!!!!!!!! - gets all commando - Thanks for your review! And of course THE DEATHLY HALLOWS RULES!!!!!!!!!!!! XDDDD
Hinata-rocks - Oh Hinata! Your reviews make me feel all happy inside! XD No one's EVER been a big fan off my work before! - starts tearing up - This just may be a start of a wonderful friendship!!! XD and I LUFFED your idea for plastic spoon pal! So I have made a few changes to my 6 month ready chapter to add PLASTIC SPOONY PALLLLL!!!!!!!!! XDDD Thanks for your reviews! XD
Me: DAMN YOU CHO CHANG!!!!!!!!!!! - starts shooting darts at a random Cho Chang poster -I HATE YOU GINNY WEASLEY!!!!!!!!! - shoots darts at Ginny poster -
Emmie-Chan: - sigh - Again, Chi thanks all who have reviewed and all who ( possibly ) read this so far. - big smile - Now, lets get on with business shall we?
Ed: HEY!!!!!!!!! ARE YOU CALLING ME SHORT?!?!?!??!!
Emmie-Chan: - rolls eyes - ON WITH THE STORY!!!!!!!!!! - insert flames of independence in the background -
Disclaimer: I DO NOT own FMA or any song/ and or person I mention. I don't really care that much because I'M KEEPING ED AND HARRY POTTER HOSTAGE AT MY HOUSE!!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAA!!!!!!
Emmie-Chan: - crosses arms -
Me: fine...- pouts - I don't own any of them. BUT ONE DAY I WILL!!!!!! BWAHAHA!!!!!
Emmie-Chan: - cough -
Me: - shifty eyes - fine...- cries silently -
Random Drabbles of an Asian Girl
Written by: Chi-Chan
Chapter 3: Roy and Al, Together 4 Ever
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK I'M SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THE DAMNED FORK?!?!?! MAKE OUT WITH IT?!?!?!" Ed yelled, his face turning red as he held up the plastic eating utensil in front of Lori's face.
"FOR YOUR INFORMATION, IT'S NAME IS CLARE-RESSE!!!!!!!! AND I ALREADY TOLD YOU WHAT TO DO 598,431,342 TIMES!!!!!!!!!" Lori shouted back with a look on her face that said "do you WANT to die early? because I could arrange that very quickly for you".
"JUST STAB ME WITH THE FRICKIN' FORK YOU IGNORANT, PISSY PANTS, BASTARD!!!!!!!"
"I DON'T WANNA!!!!!" Ed cried out, pouting and crossing his arms.
Me: And thus began the big fight, which sounded A LOT like this!:
Lori: "WHY NOT!!!!!! ITS NOT LIKE IT AFFECTS YOU IN ANY PHYSICAL WAY!!!!!!!"
Ed: "CUZ I DON'T WANNA!!!!!!"
Lori: "Bastard..."
Ed: "HEY!!! WHOAREYOUCALLIN'SOSHORTTHATHERUNSAROUNDINADAMNED- HAMSTERWHEELALLDAYLONGANDONLYSTOPSTOFUCKNAOMI'SPETHAMSTER, YA FREAKIN' BITCH?!?!?!?!?!"
Suddenly, Naomi appeared in the background, sobbing in a dark corner while clutching her hamster in the palm of her hand and murmuring something which, to people who weren't listening carefully enough, sounded like plans to raid Walmart and steal all of the low-priced deodorant she could sniff. Hmm...let us listen to this, VERY important shit while humming a song about pandas and pondering about the wonders of life, death, and where the hell Envy learned how to "touch" a fruit like that.
Naomi: Mr. Fluffy Bottom's, is everything that Ed confessed TRUE?!?!
Mr. Fluffy Bottom's: - shits a whole mound on Naomi's hand -
Naomi: - cries even harder - So it IS true!!! - sob - And now I have to repeat my sacred hygiene ritual ALL OVER AGAIN!!!!!! - cries while placing a cap that sports the words "I Brush Daily" on her head -
Meanwhile during Naomi's little take on the 20th century soap opera and Lori and Ed's little "Circle of Love ( if you want to call it that )", Major Armstrong, Al, Envy, and of course, the self-obsessed Roy, were still busy being the life of the party. Armstrong typically showing off and of course sparkling, HOW COULD WE EVER FORGET the sparkling, Envy was still "gettin' it on" with the not caring cantaloupe, Roy was...HEY!!! WAIT A FRICKIN' HIPPO INDUCED SECOND!!!!!!! WHERE THE HELL IS THAT COMMANDO-MY-ASS BASTARD ROY?!?!?!?! AND MR. NUDEY PANTS AL IS GONE TOO!!!!!! THE HELL?!?!?!
"Oooh...OOOH...uh-huh...oh YEAH...that's the right spot!" Al said, strangely relaxed and making awkward faces as each word left his dirty, little, mouth. "...Oh yeah...COME ON!!!!!!! IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO?!?!?! SHOW SOME LOOOOVVVEEEE WILL YA?!?!?! COME ON FLAME ALCHEMIST!!!!!! TURN UP THE HEAT!!!!" He demanded, grinning dirtily.
"As you wish, young Al..." the colonel responded cooly, smiling mischievously as he moved his hand to...HOLD ON THERE ROMEO!!!!!! Just before we go ANY further with these rather naughty sounding shannanigans, I just want all you brilliant readers to know, that this is NOT what it may sound like. Al and Roy just so happened to be toying around with their new, shiny, battery powered, portable electric fan. NOT "gettin' jiggy with it" like Envy and his cantaloupe, cuz we all know that, that is a different situation. So no they weren't - ahem - "tying the not" or whatever you sickos think they were doing. Now, where were we? Ah yes...
"As you wish, young Al..." the colonel responded cooly, smiling mischievously as he moved his hand to turn on the fan.
"OH YEAH!!!!!!!! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' 'BOUT!!!!!!" Al shouted, the wind smacking his face. "UH-HUH!!!! FEEL THE BUUURRRRNNNN!!!!!!!" he bellowed, once again stripping himself of his shirt.
"Yess...that's right...'feel the burn' you naughty little thang..." Roy smiled flirtatiously, pulling out a camera and taking very poorly focused pictures in Al's direction.
"Hey! Are you ogling me you bad boy?" Al asked the pervy colonel cautiously.
"Oh no! Of course not!..." Roy responded smacking his lips. "Say Al, can you strike a pose?"
"Sure!" Al replied happily, obviously unaware of what the colonel was doing, then searching for a prop.
"Meow!" purred a random black and white cat that just so happened to be walking past them, as if heaven had heard their cry and shone a sparkle-beam of light upon the poor cat. Suddenly, noticing the sign from above, Al scooped up the poor kitty and glomping it so hard it looked like it was going to spill fur-balls all over the darkened room.
"I SHALL NAME HIM SQUISHY!!!!!" he announced proudly, displaying the animal out atop his palm. "And he shall be mine!!! MY SQUISHY!!!" he continued on, poking the innocent ball of fluff in amusement.
"Yes...that's right..." Roy said, smiling his pervy smile while taking as many photos of Al that was humanly possible. "...your squishy..."
to be continued...
A/N: MERLIN'S PANTS!!!!!!!!!!! - bangs head on table -
Emmie-Chan and Ed: - sweat drop -
Emmie-Chan: I'm sorry about that. Chi just happened to find out the ending to "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows".
Me: DAMN THAT GINNY BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!! - rolls around crying -
Everyone: O.o
Me: - gets up and yawns - Okay, I'm over it. XD
Emmie-Chan: OO
Me: btw, I was thinking of writing a Harry Potter fanfiction. Should I? Or should I keep my horrible writing to myself? O.o oh yeah, and CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHERE I CAN FIND A COOL AVATAR?!?!?!?!?! - twitch - -twitch -
Emmie-Chan: O.o ...umm...at least you got over Harry Potter!...
Me: NO I HAVEN'T!!!!!!!!!! - cries and rolls around again -
Emmie-Chan: - sweat drop and coughs - well, please answer Chi's questions, therefore she can have feedback and answers. Well, Chi, Ed...
Ed: THAT'S ME!!!!!!
Emmie-Chan: - glare of death -
Ed: - shuts up -
Emmie-Chan: ...Ed, and I, hope you enjoyed this chapter of Random Drabbles of an Asian Girl. Don't forget to review! XD flames are acceptable!!!
( Note: No animals were harmed in the writing of this chapter. )