With much struggle, and help from her friends, Abbey was able to get the sharp knives away from Mai. After she finally locked them up in a safe, she stepped unto center stage.

"Alright, I know you guys are tense due to being kidnapped . . . Again . . . But stay with me here! It'll end up being fun, I promise." Abbey looked to her audience/victims and heard moans. The only people she didn't hear anything from was Katara and Zuko, who were busy making out in the back of the room. Abbey picked up a spray bottle, ran up to them, and squirted them.

"No! Bad teenagers! Hormones will not be tolerated here!" Abbey screamed at them. The random squirts seemed to tear themselves away from each other for a while, so she got back onstage.

"Okay then, where was I?" Abbey continued, "Oh, that's right. I want to introduce you to two people very special to me!" Abbey ran up to the auditorium's main entrance, unlocked it, and let in two men. One was very tall with brown hair and one was very well built with black hair.

"People," she said hugging the tall brown-haired boy, "This is my big brother, Ezekiel. He will be my co writer and bodyguard. Be nice to me, and he will be nice to you. Be mean to me, and no one will find your body." Abbey gave a smile and walked to the other boy, who wrapped his arms around her.

"And this," she continued, "Is my boyfriend, Billy. He will also be my bodyguard. Be nice to me, and he might be nice to you." Abbey leaned and kissed him quickly, only to being sprayed with water by Katara.

"Bad hormonal teenagers!" she yelled, and then ran away.

"Do you want me to go after her?" Ezekiel asked, cracking his knuckles (Abbey twitched; when people crack their knuckles, it REALLY freaks her out).

"No," she said, "I guess that's fair." Abbey did steal a quick glare at Katara, and shot a look that said, You will pay for this. I'm the author, remember?

She wrung the water from her hair and got back onstage, joined by Victoria. "Alright, next up is Fire Lord Ozai and Zhao! Aang, will you be a dear and help them out?" Abbey asked sweetly (one of Abbey's most powerful weapons: deceit). Aang was all too happy to jump on stage with them.

"If you would please, Vicky," Abbey said to her friend at the piano. The music started to play. "Begin, please!" Ozai and Zhao began to sing to Aang, who was playing on with them. Zuko, Azula, and Iroh were in the background waiting for their parts.

Both:
By the power of Ra...
Mut...Nut...

Khnum...Ptah...
Nephthys...Nekhbet...

Sobek...Sekhment...
Sokar...Selket...

Reshpu...Wadjet...
Anubis...Anukis...
Seshmu...Meshkent...

Hemsut...Tefnut...
Heket...Mafdet...
Ra...Mut...

Nut...Ptah...
Hemsut...Tefnut...

Sokar...Selket...
Seshmu...Reshpu...

Sobek...Wadjet...
Heket...Mafdet...

Nephthys...Nekhbet...

Ra...

So you think you've got friends in high places
With the power to put us on the run
Well, forgive us these smiles on our faces
You'll know what power is when we are done
Son...

You're playing with the big boys now
Playing with the big boys now
Ev'ry spell and gesture
Tells you who's the best, you're
Playing with the big boys now

You're playing with the big boys now
You're playing with the big boys now
Stop this foolish mission
Watch a true magician
Give an exhibition how
Pick up your silly twig, boy
You're playing with the big boys now!

Zuko, Azula, and Iroh:
By the power of Ra
Mut, Nut,

Khnum, Ptah
Sobek, Sekhmet,

Sokar, Selket
Anumbis, Anukis
Hemsut, Tefnut,

Meshkent, Mafdet...

Ozai and Zhao:
You're playing with the big boys now
You're playing with the big boys now
By the might of Horus
You will kneel before us
Kneel to our splendorous power...
You put up a front
You put up a fight
And just to show we feel no spite
You can be our acolyte
But first, boy, it's time to bow
(Kowtow!)
Or it's your own grave you'll dig, boy
You're playing with the big boys now
Playing with the big boys
Now!

"Yay!" Abbey clapped her hands hard, "That was great!" Her friends, boyfriend, and brother clapped, too. Katara was squealing with joy for Zuko.

"They sure do like each other, don't they?" Ezekiel said, smiling. He liked that relationship well enough to be happy for them. His sister was a totally different case, though.

"I guess," Abbey smirked. She shrugged. "I'm still hoping Mai will get up the nerves to talk to Zuko. They obviously belong together." Ezekiel was already shaking his head in disagreement.

"Whatever, little sis. You still have a lot to learn in the ways of love," he said, looking towards Billy, who was chatting with Ty Lee, "Apparently."

Abbey just shook her head and got on stage to congratulate her newest victims.