"WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" Abbey's shriek of terror rang all throughout her auditorium. Everyone within a five-mile radius could hear it, and it echoed in everyone's ears for quite a while after that.
"What did you just say to me?!?!" The teenager continued to shriek at her boyfriend, who was no more than one foot away from her. Never in all of her life had she heard those words.
"I think we should break up," is what Billy told Abbey. As you can tell, she didn't take it very well at all.
"What do you mean 'I think we should brake up?' We've been going out for, like, ever! Why now?!" She screamed at him. By then, a huge crowd of Avatar characters gathered in a semicircle around them. In front of the group were Ezekiel, Mattysen, and Victoria; they were ready to jump if ever Abbey should pick up something from around her potentially lethal.
"It's getting too serious for me. I'm not ready for this kind of commitment," Billy said, still holding Abbey's hand.
"What do you mean too serious? All we've done is kiss! We haven't even gotten beyond you meeting my brother!" The girl screamed, motioning towards Ezekiel.
"I know, but still. It's been fun. Bye, Abbey," He kissed her cheek, only to be smacked hard I the face. As she cried, she unlocked the auditorium doors, kicked her ex in the balls, and pushed him out the door. That was the last of Billy any of the Avatar characters ever saw.
Abbey was too busy shaking to say anything else. Mattysen retreated from behind the camera to comfort her friend. The brokenhearted girl was mumbling something about all she gave to Billy, and how she had always been the one to split things up first.
Ezekiel was about to approach his little sister, when Victoria touched his shoulder.
"Um," she stared, looking toward Abbey, "I think you should let the ladies handle it. Today, you take over. Have fun." She left Ezekiel standing in front of the crowd of characters alone.
"Hi, guys," Ezekiel said, waving dumbly at the cartoon characters.
"What the hell just happened," Azula said, putting her finger in her ear to make sure she could still hear alright.
"My sister's asshole of a boyfriend just broke up with her. But that's beside the point," he said, looking around. "Do you know where Abbey keeps her clipboard?" Aang pointed towards a desk, and Ezekiel picked up the board and continued with what was important: the show.
"Let's see, what's next?" He scanned the list with his eyes, and his face brightened when he saw what was next.
"She does love me!" He said, hugging himself. He stepped onstage and continued talking. "I requested this! Okay Sokka and Aang, you're up. This isn't from a movie or Broadway play, but its from one of My favorite shows."
The two boys got on stage and were handed scripts. Since he didn't know how to play any musical instrument, he popped a C.D. into a stereo. He turned the volume way up high to drained out the sounds of Abbey's pathetic wails.
"As the little girl says," Ezekiel announced, "Let us begin."
Aang:
Let's face the facts about me and you,
a love unspecified,
though I'm proud to call you chocolate bear,
the crowd will always stop and stare
Sokka:
I feel exactly those feelings too
and that's why I keep them inside
'cause this bear can't bare the worlds disdain
and sometimes it's easier to hide
Both:
Than explain our guy love,
that's all it is!
Guy love,
he's mine, I'm his.
There's nothing gay about it in our eyes!
Sokka:
You ask me bout this thing we share
Aang:
And he tenderly replies
Sokka:
Its guy love
Both:
Between two guys
Sokka:
We're closer than the average man and wife
Aang:
That's why our matching bracelets say Sokka and Aang
Sokka:
You know I'll stick by you for the rest of your life
Aang:
You're the only man who's ever let me play with his boomerang!
Sokka (spoken):
Whoa whoa, he's talking about my weapon
Aang:
There's no need to clarify
Sokka:
Oh no
Aang:
Just let it grow more and more each day,
it's like I've married my best friend
Sokka:
But in a totally manly way!
Both:
Let's go!
Its guy love
don't compromise
the feeling of some other guy
holding up your heart into the sky
Aang:
I'll be there to care through all the lows
Sokka:
I'll be there to share the highs, uh!
Sokka did a move that looked like it had come out of a Michael Jackson music video. It left quite a few audience members disgusted.
Both:
It's guy love
between two guys
Aang:
And when I say 'I love you, Sokka'
it's not what it implies
Both:
It's guy love
between two guys
Sokka held out his hand to shake Aang's, but he turned it down. Instead, Aang held up his arms.
Aang (spoken):
No hands!
Sokka and Aang hugged. A few people in the audience clapped, but some were too disturbed to do so. At least Sokka and Aang had fun with it; they were still hugging and laughing. Ezekiel thought it was too good, and he cheered loudly. That is, until he heard his sister crying again.
"Okay, you guys take five. I need to go check on Abbey." he said, leaving the characters alone to further endure Sokka's and Aang's "guys love."