The Kittypet

By Crimsonnight's Innocence

Kay here is chapter four. It's called the Idea, b.c this is where Rusty finds the flyer about traveling the world, and decides to go on a world trip around the world with the rest of the kittypet gang...lotsa humor in this chapter.

Crimsonnight's Innocence

Chapter Four:

The Idea

Rusty streatched, and walked out of the bed. He padded towards the bowl of food and ate a little. Then he walked into the huge hole in the wall that a twoleg made when he got mad. There is where he kept his clothing. He picked out a shirt that said R-U-S-T-Y spells Shecat Magnet, and those boy shorts that they wear in the summer time type things. Anyway, he left there, and walked to the kitchen table. He hopped up onto a chair and walked along the table. There he saw a pamflet, and it caught his eye because it was the color of the oceans, and of course, because this is a fanfiction, Rusty picked up the pamflet, sat down on the chair, lit a pipe, and began to read.

"The perfect way to travel around the world with your loved ones. Explore vast deserts, beautiful oceans, underground caves, breathless canyons, and much more. All you need are these supplies: Yourselves, Rodney's Travel Guide For Beginners, and A Case Of Food. You can get the food and the traveling guide for two payments of $19.99, or buy it all and get it in days with one payment of $39.98. Send it in today," Rusty read. His eyes lit up. Boy did he have an idea. He ran to the kitty camper, and began jumping screaming "YES YES YES!" Fern sat up, and slapped him across the face with a paw.

"YOU IDIOT!" she screamed. "What the hell do you want!"

"Get all these boneheads up, and meet me at the party circle," Rusty mewed, running out the door. He ran to Henry and Marie's house.

"Hey! Meet me at the party circle!" Rusty happily mewed. Marie nodded, and got her old grandfather out of his chair. She escorted him towards the fence, headed for the party circle. He ran by his sister's house.

"PARTY CIRCLE!" he screamed. Star heard it too, picked up her purse, and bounded off for the circle.

"Smudge! Party Circle in FIVE!" Rusty yelled. Smudge nodded, and headed off the fence. He stopped at Desert and Autumn's house.

"Party Circle!" he mewed. Desert blinked her eyes, slipped on her kitty-flops, and called for Autumn to come. The tortoiseshell turned off her iPod, stuck it in her purse, and ran after Desert in a pink halter dress, and pink kitty-flops. When Rusty had gained his breath back, he sprinted to the Party Circle to find everyone sitting and chatting. He got up at the podeum that appeared out of no where.

"Attention, Toms, She-cats, uhh..." he trailed off as he saw Stone doing the hokey pokey in the background. "uhhh...as I was saying. Toms, she-cats, hokey pokeyers, uhm. I wanted to tell you about this. We are going to see the world. Pack your bags, and meet me here by sunrise tommorow morning. That's all."

"Kay!" Star yelled, and ran to pack her stuff. The rest of the cats followed, mumbling in happy words. Storm started hopping up and down. Fern laughed shyly, and batted her eyes. Uh oh. Rusty saw a bit of fluff going on. He covered his eyes as Fern and Storm rolled together in the grass.

"MY EYES!" He screamed, and his eyeballs melted out of his eyes. But since this is a fanfiction, his eyes grew back.

Kayy, well there was chapter four. R&R and tell me any suggestions you have for the next chapters.