The Kittypet

oaky dokey...heres chappy 5. yeha so this is leaving day. R&R bye

Disclaimer: dont ownnn. If I did own, Spottedleaf, Lionheart, Silverstream, Whitethroat, Bluestar, Gorsepaw, Swiftpaw, Whitestorm, Brindleface, Willowpelt, Runningwind, FEATHERTAIL, Shrewpaw, and Cinderpelt wouldn't have died.


Chapter Five:

The Leaving Day

Rusty lay still snoring at the break of dawn, sprawled out on his twoleg's couch, a bottle of 'Kitty Beer' in his paw. He woke up, and saw that the sun was beginning to rise.

"OH beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!" Rusty screamed, his eyeballs popping out of his head. He ran to his closet, and found that everyone had taken their stuff, and was on their way to the party circle. He gathered all his stuff, everything out of his closet, and put it in his super gigantic duffle, stuffed his pots and pans and cooking gear in the duffle, and took his guide and ran to the party circle where everyone was whispering. He got up on the rock.

"My people!" he yowled. "LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!!!!!" Everyone started partying, and Rusty went crowd surfing. Stone was doing the macerena with Star, Princess, Marie, Fern, Autumn, and Desert. Rusty opened up Kitty Beer, and started drinking with Henry, Smudge, Raven, Storm, and Ash. They all partyed, until the sun came out.

"Hey wait a second," Stone said. The DJ from out of no where stopped DJ-ing, and everyone was frozen. "Shouldn't we leave."

"Oh- yeah!" Rusty said, dropping his beer. Everyone's jaws dropped. STONE WAS ACTUALLY RIGHT!

"Wow..." Autumn mewed. "STONE WAS RIGHT! ITS THE SIGN OF THE APOCOLYPSE!" Stone smiled, and winked at Star. Everyone took their gear(The she-cats carrying six duffles, a backpack, AND two suitcases, and marched.

"WE GO EAST!" Rusty said, pointing towards the forest. He stood at the front of the line followed by the she-cats, and then the rest of the toms. "WE MARCH TO VACATION AND WE MARCH REAL STRAIGHT!"

"WE MARCH TO VACATION AND WE MARCH REAL STRAIGHT!" the rest of the cats chanted.

"WE DO NOT STOP UNTIL TEN AFTER EIGHT!" Rusty yowled.

"WE DO NOT STOP UNTILTEN AFTER EIGHT!" the rest of the cats chanted again.

"EVEN WHEN THE WEATHER IS HARSH!" Rusty yowled.

"EVEN WHEN THE WEATHER IS HARSH!" the rest of the cats said.

"WE DO NOT STRIP IN A TWOLEG'S YARD!" Rusty yowled.

"WE DO NOT STRIP IN A TWO LEG'S YARD!" the cats yowled.

"SOUND OFF!" Rusty yowled.

"ONE TWO!"

"SOUND OFF!" Rusty chanted.

"THREE FOUR!"

"BREAK IT ON DOWN!" Rusty said as he marched.

"ONE TWO THREE FOUR, ONE TWO! THREE FOUR!"

"AND AGAIN!" Rusty yowled. He turned and saw Star was missing. He turned, and saw her in a twoleg's yard, Stripping for the birds in a birdbath.

"OOO LALA!" the birds said.

"STAR!" Rusty screamed. "WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO STRIP IN A TWOLEG'S YARD!"

"Ohhhhhh!" Star said, pulling her shirt and skirt back on. "I thaught you said, Even When The Weather's Harsh, we DO strip in a twoleg's yard!" At this Rusty took off his duffle lay down, and started doing crunches.

"Future..." he said. "Future!"

"Under a shady tree, you and me!" Stone sang. Desert rolled her eyes, and slapped Rusty.

"SNAP OUT OF IT, LOSER!" she yowled. Rusty sat up, and got his duffle bag back on.

"Thanks, Desert," Rusty mewed.

"Anytime," Desert mewed, and winked at him. They marched through ThunderClan territory and WindClan territory unseen. Wow. Then, as Rusty checked his watch, he saw that it was 8:09 and 54 seconds. He kept marching, and then five seconds later Stone looked at his watch.

"RUSTY, COME ONNNNN! ITS 8:09 and 59 SECONDS!" Stone yowled. Then his watched turned to 8:10. Rusty immediately fell down, and went to sleep. The rest of them shrugged, took his Guide Book out, and Roasted Marshmallows.


the end! R&R next chapter is...idk...-gives dumb look-