The auditorium was filled with nonstop chatter. Zuko was talking with Katara in what sounded like a sultry voice, but he kept peeking over at Mai, who smiled every time she caught his eye. Ty Lee was smiling with Mai, and Azula looked pissed (but when does she not). Every one seemed pretty content until-
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Everyone ducked. Sokka shouted, "Oh no, someone dumped her again!"
Abbey came storming through the room. But she looked… happy. Over excited and seizuring is more like it. She ran into the audience, picked out Mai and Zuko, and dragged them onstage.
"Why did you not tell me?!" she screamed happily at them, and hugged the two tightly.
Mai pushed her away. "What are you talking about?" she asked angrily. Abbey reached into her pocket and pulled out a piece of paper. On the paper was a picture of Mai and Zuko kissing (courtesy of avatar spirit dot net). Everyone in the audience gasped. Katara screamed, ran up onstage, slapped Zuko, and ran to the bathroom crying.
"How did you get that?" Zuko asked stuttering. Mai was speechless, an she was blushing like a maniac.
"That doesn't matter," Abbey said, putting the photo away. "You animal," she joked to Zuko and playfully punched him in the arm.
"I-I-… I should go check on Katara," Zuko said sadly. As he turned to go, Toph kicked the ground and shot him into the air with a pillar of rock.
"You will never go near her again," Sokka yelled. He thanked Toph and ran after his sister. Toph followed him, and Aang followed Toph.
The rest of the audience was stunned into silence. Azula was the only one who could speak, but all she could do was cover her eyes and mutter "Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew EW!!!" Over and over again.
"Let's continue!" Mattysen said. She grabbed the script from Abbey and handed it to Mai. "Get up on the stage. And Ty Lee, we'll need you for a minute, too."
Mai and Ty Lee went onstage. Ty Lee was smiling uncontrollably. Mai was, too. Surprising, isn't it?
"Let's go," Victoria said as she started to play the piano.
Mai:
I can hear the bells
Ty Lee (spoken):
Tracy, are you all right?
Mai:
Well, don'tcha hear them chime?
Ty Lee (spoken):
I don't hear anything
Mai:
Can't 'cha feel my heartbeat keeping perfect time?
And all because he...
Touched me
He looked at me and stared, yes he
Bumped me
My heart was unprepared when he
Tapped me
And knocked me off my feet
One little touch
Now my life's complete 'cause when he
Nudged me
Love put me in a fix, yes it
Hit me
Just like a ton of bricks, yes my
Heart burst
Now i know what life's about
One little touch
And love's knocked me out and...
I can hear the bells
My head is spinning
I can hear the bells
Something's beginning
Everybody says
That a girl who looks like me
Can't win his love
Well, just wait and see 'cause
I can hear the bells
Just hear them chiming
I can hear the bells
My temperature's climbing
I cant contain my joy
'Cause i finally found the boy
I've been missin'
Listen!
I can hear the bells
Round one
He'll ask me on a date and then
Round two
I'll primp, but won't late because
Round three's
When we kiss inside his car
Won't go all the way
But I'll go pretty far!
And then,
Round four
He'll ask me for my hand and then
Round five
We'll book the wedding band so by
Round six
Amber, much to your surprise
This heavyweight champion
Takes the prize and...
I can hear the bells
My ears are ringing
I can hear the bells
The bridesmaids are singing
Everybody says
That a guy who's such a gem
Won't look my way
Well, the laugh's on them 'cause
I can hear the bells
My father will smile
I can hear the bells
As he walks me down the aisle
My mother starts to cry
But I can't see 'cause Link and I
Are French kissin'
Listen!
I can hear the bells
I can hear the bells
My head is reeling
I can hear the bells
I can't stop the feeling
Everybody warns
That he won't like what he'll see
But I know that he'll look
Inside of me yeah,
I can hear the bells
Today's just the start 'cause
I can hear the bells
And 'til death do us part
And even when we die
We'll look down from up above
Remembering the night
That we two fell in love
We both will share a tear
And he'll whisper as we're reminiscin'
Listen!
I can hear the bells
I can hear the bells
I can hear the bells…
Mai stood smiling. Ty Lee hugged her tightly. Azula was still too disgusted to do anything.
"You were saying…?" Abbey said and turned to Ezekiel. He sighed angrily, and gave his sister fifty dollars. "Thank you."
