Beards and Twins

Description: Kaoru gets back on Hikaru for a joke.

Couples: Somewhat twincest

Number of Words:434

Kaoru hated puberty. He hated it with all of his little cold heart.

He stood infront of the mirror on the vanity and rubbed at the little specks on his face that was a stubble and scowled, "I hate these beards, hate them, hate them, hate them."

"Why dear little brother?" Hikaru's voice asked and Kaoru spun around to see Hikaru in HIS bed. Hikaru wasn't supposed to be there. Kaoru blushed at the rememberance that both of them slept with... ahem... a lack of clothing. "Because it makes you look less like a girl?"

Kaoru growled, but wasn't in the mood to argue with his twin, so he turned back to the vanity. "Yes."

"Why do you hate beards?" Hikaru asked again.

Kaoru snarled through his clenched teeth, "Because it makes me look like less of a woman, I got it, I got it."

Well, you know, Hikaru wasn't going to get away with that.

Kaoru bought some cream that when applied increased the regrowth rate by 20. Kaoru smiled at this, REGROWTH rate. That meant it wouldn't be quick, but quick enough. Revenge could wait awhile, but Kaoru just couldn't wait.

So he lay in Hikaru's bed, twirling his hair. Sure, Kaoru wanted revenge, but he could have a bit of fun first. He knew his brother well enough, and this was his deepest sleeping stage, so Kaoru kissed him on the neck. The younger sighed, sat up, and was about to put the cream on his hands to rub onto Hikaru's face when he couldn't resist himself, and kissed his brother's stomach. He smiled as Hikaru twitched in his sleep.

"You felt that one," Kaoru chuckled.

So, he put the cream on Hikaru's chin and fell asleep next to him.

One morning, Hikaru groaned, frustrated.

"This makes no sense! Why won't this damn beard go away?" Hikaru snarled as he shaved his beard off, once again.

"Why do you hate beards?" Kaoru asked, and Hikaru glared at that little devil who was smirking so evily.

Of course, I guess the cream made hair GROW as well as REGROW. It just made it regrow faster, and it made it grow normally. So, Kaoru had to go through the pain of listening to Hikaru explain the, other, places that had grown hair that weren't exactly... supposed to. Kaoru and Hikaru had gotten themselves that hair removal crap, so they'd never have to worry about having unwanted hair ever again. Well, the beards weren't back then, so they weren't taken care of.

Kaoru never did say why it was there, he was too embarassed.