Father's Day Dilema

Description: Tamaki pouts about Father's Day

Couples: N/A

Number of Words: 1128

Note: This almost made me cry when I was writing it. I felt really bad for being out of town on Father's Day and not being able to wish our beloved Father Tamaki a happy Father's Day. So, here it is. It'll explain that it's a few days late in there, so it's okay. It's a good added effect to Tamaki's drama.

Well, it was Father's Day, and no one had greeted him.

Father's day was, well, a holiday, even at Ouran, where the children usually never got to see their parents, which was why they had it off in the first place. Kaoru and Hikaru got to go with their dad, and Tamaki spent time with his father. Haruhi went off with Ranka to do some things that were kind of "girly" since he didn't like his daughter being so boyish. Hunny and Mori spent it with their parents alone, so they weren't together. ((! THE TORTURE!)) Kyoya did spend it with his family, though he'd rather have not, since his brothers were showing off all these gifts to their father.

Even still, they've been back for two days now, and nothing.

"Don't you have any respect for daddy?" Tamaki cried.

"You're fathers day gift was a frog in your pants, but the frog ran away," The twins laughed as they cuddled Haruhi.

"Umm, Senpai, I don't really see you as a father, I'm sorry," Haruhi explained.

"My gift is still allowing you to call me mother and still be concious."

"Takashi and I were going to give you cakes, but I accidentally ate them all."

Everyone shrugged and explained at the same time, "We thought you wouldn't mind."

"There he goes, off into the corner of woe," Kaoru chuckled. ((I got the Corner of Woe from an avatar, I do not own that saying... I'm not sure if that person does either, but still!))

"No love for daddy... not daddy... bunch of rotten brats... bad wife..." Tamaki muttered as he cuddled up into a ball in the corner of the room.

Kaoru got up and walked over.

"Ah! My son-"

"Shut up," Kaoru snapped as he swatted Tamaki on the head. "You should be happy you didn't get our presents, so don't include us in your silly rant."

"But my son!" Tamaki complained as he glomped Kaoru.

"I get enough of this at home," Kaoru groaned. "Hikaru! Help me!"

Before Kaoru could even finish Hikaru had peeled Tamaki off his brother.

"You don't strike me as the gay type," Hikaru hissed before he dropped Tamaki back in his corner.

"Hika-" Kaoru started to admire.

"Shut up," Hikaru snapped as he pulled Kaoru back to Haruhi. "You made Milord worse."

Kaoru frowned but cuddled up to his brother on the couch with Haruhi on HIS side, it annoyed Hikaru severely, and he complained about it, but Kaoru wouldn't listen. In reality, he was more stubborn than the elder, but they weren't going to reveal that information to anyone, not even the Host Club. Not even to their dearest Haruhi. DEFINETLY not to Daddy who was still cowering in the corner and sobbing, what a baby.

"Senpai," Haruhi stated as she stood up and walked over, and crouched down next to him. "You shouldn't complain, if you do then you make us all feel bad. It's not nice to make us feel bad, because then we worry about you. Sometimes we still don't do anything even after you complain and then we all feel horrible. I feel bad now for not getting you a father's day present. I'm sorry. Gomen."

Tamaki blinked and blushed and glomped Haruhi.

"So Kawaii!" Tamaki shouted. "You're so CUTE Haruhi!"

"Great, you're choking me."

"Ahhh, so cute!"

"Ack! I can't breath!"

Kaoru and Hikaru nodded and Mori dashed over and pulled Haruhi from Tamaki's grip and carried her over to him and Hunny.

"Yay! Haru-chan!" Hunny exclaimed.

"That wasn't supposed to happen!" The twins snapped. "Give her back! She's going to be our adopted SON! We deserve a father's day present!"

"I'm staying out of this," And that's what Kyoya did, he stood back and watched, because he was the mother, and no one did anything for mother's day, well, except for Tamaki where he came over to Kyoya's house and gave him a big hug and a cake and presents. That was Tamaki though, Kyoya had gotten used to his antics.

"Haru-chan will stay with me, right?" Hunny whined.

"Uhh..."

"No! She's ours!" The twins complained.

"...guys...?"

"STOP HARASSING HARUHI!" Tamaki shouted as he pulled her out from the three and ran out of the room with the twins following.

"Mom! Dad kidnapped our sister!" Hikaru complained. Kaoru smiled and tugged on his brothers hand.

"Let's go," He muttered.

Hikaru growled but listened to Kaoru and they dashed after Haruhi, but it was too late. The French man was faster than he looked.

"They're gone!" Tamaki sighed as he let Haruhi down next to him as they sat again in the Rose Maze. "Thank goodness."

"...Senpai?"

"Yes Haruhi?"

With her name being spoken she kissed Tamaki on the cheek and quickly went away, her face in an annoyed and nervous blush.

Tamaki blushed and smiled and kissed Haruhi on the forehead.

"Happy Belated Father's Day, Senpai," Haruhi muttered.

"So cute!" Tamaki exclaimed as he glomped Haruhi again.

"STAY AWAY FROM HARUHI!" Hikaru scowled. "YOU S&M KING!"

So, Hikaru got into a fight with Tamaki, a harmless one you can bet.

"Kaoru? Why aren't you fighting?" Haruhi asked as she slipped away.

He was smiling, but there was a sad hint in his eye that Haruhi noticed.

"Hm? What's wrong?"

"It's nothing really, I just enjoy our dysfunctional family," Explained Kaoru. "I'm going to miss it."

"But Senpai will be here next here," Haruhi complained.

Kaoru stared into Haruhi's eyes and laughed, ruffling her hair.

"You're too cute."

Haruhi turned around and walked up to Hikaru once the two had stopped and pecked him on the cheek as well.

"Now stop it," She ordered.

The two obeyed, Hikaru all flustered and such.

Haruhi went to go give Kaoru a peck but he was already gone, walking out of the maze.

"Kaoru!" Haruhi shouted as she dashed up to him. "Don't you want a kiss too? You and Hikaru said you wanted to be my fathers."

Kaoru chuckled, but didn't look at her, his heart heavy.

"Nah, it's alright, let Milord and Hikaru have their fun," He chuckled.

She frowned and grabbed Kaoru's hand.

"Hikaru doesn't like it," Haruhi complained.

"It's just a kiss," Kaoru muttered. "That was just a cookie."

"You're still worried about that?"

Kaoru pulled his away from Haruhi and walked into the music room and sat in a chair, not a couch, but a chair, so Hikaru couldn't sit next to him, which was an odd thing for Kaoru to do. Usually he never wanted Hikaru away from his side.

"Don't lie to me again," Hikaru had scolded Kaoru.

Kaoru's eyes wandered to Haruhi and then back out the window at the two flustered boys just coming back in.

"Happy father's day," Kaoru muttered. "Have a good one for me."