I Give Up

Definition: Continuation of Seriously? Nasty

Couples: HikaKao

Number of Words: 997

When everyone walked in to the music room, Kaoru's face was flushed, and Hikaru's was gleaming radiantly.

"What happened?" Kyoya asked the question no one ever dared to ask those devilish creatures, it was suicide to ask those creatures what happened to them, and this Shadow King was taking his chance at a clever suicide.

"I took a chance," Hikaru gleamed.

No one had died yet, it was a sign.

"Chance at what?" Tamaki asked, everyone getting a little braver.

"A chance at being a pervert!" Kaoru snapped as he pushed Hikaru. "He's nasty!"

"What happened?" Hunny question, now as curious as Tamaki, and Mori was becoming interested as well, even the Shadow King and Hott Babe ((The twins conversation, much to the displeasure of "Father" Tamaki)) raised their eyebrow as they listened.

"Remember at that talk thing the other day, the guys were talking about the physical, and how... they had their own little physicals?" Kaoru asked, a scowl coming on his face.

"Oh, and they were talking about 'measurements'?" Tamaki asked, suddenly not seeming interested, but knowing he'd die if he cut the conversation off with the twins. Talking to them in the first place was suicide, getting them in a conversation was suicide with a problem, because then everyone in the Host Club would suffer, even Hott Babe, and Tamaki didn't want those devilish twins to touch his precious daughter.

"Yeah, well Hikaru thought it'd be funny and-" Kaoru snarled.

"Did you know that it's not the same size?" Hikaru asked amazed. "It was amazing! I mean, really, ours aren't-"

"I don't wanna hear it!" Tamaki exclaimed and ran to Haruhi and covered her ears. "Don't listen to them! They're crazy!"

"Would you believe it Kaoru?" Hikaru asked.

"Smite me God," Kaoru whined. "I can't believe you pulled off my pants."

"Ewww!" Everyone cringed at Kaoru's exclamation and suddenly, they threw Hikaru and Kaoru out of the room, and everyone was whispering and wondering why the twins were suddenly hurled out of the Host Club room. Did they do something?

"Wanna know how long yours is?" Hikaru whispered the question.

Kaoru quickly stood up and banged on the Music Room door.

"Let me in!" Kaoru cried. "Don't leave me with him!"

Haruhi thought of letting Kaoru in, but Tamaki stopped her from even touching the door.

"Geez, Kaoru, when did you get so sensitive?" Hikaru scolded as he stood up and shoved Kaoru lightly, causing his brother's face to get even redder.

"Since you stuck your hand down my pants," Kaoru hissed.

"Eeh!" The girls squealed as everyone heard the conversation. They thought it was all a stunt, a joke, so even the guys were listening, to hear what kind of things their possible future girlfriends have been exposed to.

"I was curious," Hikaru hissed. "So, you wanna-"

"Blah blah!" Kaoru teased and slammed his fist hard on the door. "LET ME IN!"

"How come?" Hunny's voice came.

"He's scary!" Kaoru whined. "You heard what's he talking about, well-"

Hikaru scooted close to Kaoru and wrapped his arm around his waist and blew on Kaoru's hair.

"To think I haven't seen you like that in years."

Electricity shot through Kaoru and he banged harder.

"LET ME IN!"

A laugh bursted from Hikaru and some guys walked over.

"You tried it?" They asked, amused.

"Yeah," Hikaru admitted, holding Kaoru close to him, despite Kaoru's protests.

"So, how long is your guys'?" The guys asked, amazed as they came closer to the twins.

"What made you do it?"

"Well, Kaoru brought it up again because some girls wouldn't stop talking about it," Hikaru explained. "They were talking about their boyfriends and what-not."

"I see," A boy nodded.

"Ewwwwwww," Kaoru complained, his face burning. "Doesn't talking about that make you feel homosexuals?"

"Only homos think that way," Everyone replied, even Hikaru.

"Then call me homo," Kaoru whimpered. "Let me go!"

Hikaru grinned and chimed, "We're going to gym tomorrow!"

"Wha-?" Kaoru blushed.

That's what Hikaru did, he actually got them to go to one gym class, and Hikaru forced Kaoru to stare at the other guys as they took off their clothes, and they showed them off.

"Ickk..." Kaoru shivered. "Hikaru, I don't wanna be here."

"Me neither, notice I'm not looking?"

"You devil!" Kaoru snarled and he tackled Hikaru to the ground.

"What're they doing?" Some guys whispered to eachother.

"Didn't they say they were going to change infront of us for once?"

"What they said, but they might be too chicken."

Finally, Hikaru got Kaoru off of him, and they changed infront of the other guys, but they refused to take their boxers off, so no one got to see them naked.

"Why'd you change your mind?" Kaoru asked in the Music Room when he thought no one was paying attention.

"You kidding?" Hikaru scoffed. "The point was to see them, not them to see you."

Kaoru blinked.

"Hmm?"

"I'm not letting them see you like that," Hikaru snarled. "You're my brother, I'm not gonna let anyone see you like that outside of the family."

Kaoru blushed and leaned on Hikaru.

"Oh, Hikaru," Kaoru cooed and closed his eyes. "That's so sweet!"

"Psh, they can't see you naked," Hikaru whispered into Kaoru's hair. "Only I can see you now, not even mom and dad or the maids can see you like that, not anymore. Maybe when we were babies and stuff, but not anymore. You're mine."

"Hikaru..." Kaoru blushed.

This whole thing had turned into an act now, and all the girls were screaming and squealing over them.

Hikaru kissed Kaoru's forehead, but they weren't in the Host Club infront of all those girls. No, now they were at home, alone, and now Hikaru was ontop of a protesting Kaoru.

"You're crazy," Kaoru explained.

"How many times do I have to tell you? You brought it up," Hikaru explained.

"Hikaru!"

"You brought the torture upon yourself. Say what's on your mind."

Kaoru blushed and he looked away from his brother for a second.

"How long is yours?" Kaoru finally pouted.