Relationships

Definition: Kaoru gets a girlfriend, and she's a brat.

Couples: HikaKao, HaruKao, and KaoOC

Number of Words: 638


We know Haruhi gets jealous of Tamaki when Misuzu's daughter is in love with him, but how would Haruhi take it if one of the twins were with another person?

Kaoru sits there, laughing and giggling with a girl, ignoring Hikaru, ignoring Haruhi.

Haruhi can already tell, Hikaru's pissed.

"Kaoru I-" Haruhi starts to say as she walks over.

"We're going out, go away," The girl tells Haruhi snottily.

Haruhi's shocked. Kaoru has a girlfriend? Hikaru didn't know that, so what was going on? Why was Kaoru with this lady? Did this mean that Kaoru wouldn't hang out with Haruhi anymore, wouldn't joke around over her anymore, tease Tamaki with her anymore?

"Don't be so mean," Kaoru finally scolds her. "This is Haruhi and-"

"I didn't know you were gay."

Kaoru holds his breath. That's right, she didn't know that Haruhi was actually a girl, and if she found out, that'd ruin their relationship.

"I'm not."

"Then how come you're so close to him? And your brother, he's kind of disgusting."

Kaoru frowns, and Haruhi stares at him, wanting Kaoru to dump her, wanting Kaoru to come back. Why though? Haruhi had always thought the twins were a bother and she'd be better without them, so why did she want Kaoru back now?

"What?" Kaoru asks.

"Stop hanging out with them," She explains. "The Host Club is okay, but I don't want you with that brother of yours."

"I live with him."

"Avoid him."

"We share a room."

"But you have seperate beds?"

"We share a bed."

"Get a new room."

"Bu-"

"Stop!" Haruhi scolds. "Stop treating Kaoru like a ragdoll! You can't do that to him! He's never gone out with anyone before and you're taking advantage of him!"

Kaoru blinks and stares at Haruhi.

"He's mine," She snarls. "Get your own girlfriend and then you order her around, it won't last for very long. If you're gay, then go out with Hikaru-kun or something, he seems to always have his eyes on you, but leave Kaoru-kun to me. He's my boyfriend. Not yours."

"Leave him alone!" Haruhi continues. "Hikaru and I don't like it, and I'm sure-"

"You're not his friend anymore."

Haruhi blinks.

"Is that true?" Haruhi asks, suddenly a hole tearing in her heart.

Kaoru wouldn't look at her, but he kept his arm around his girlfriend.

"Is it?"

"Yeah..." Kaoru whispers. "It's true."

Shocked and unnerved, Haruhi goes back and sits with Hikaru, refusing to talk. Something hit her, and she doesn't know what it was. Jealousy?

Kaoru talks to Haruhi and Hikaru, despite his girlfriend's requests and demands, and he seems really to get closer than usual, to both of them. Kaoru even kisses Hikaru in one of their acts, sure it was a slight brush of the lips, but his girlfriend doesn't like that.

Hikaru and Haruhi are listening to Kaoru as he's talking to his girlfriend.

"You are hanging out with those guys even after I told you not to!" She snaps.

"So?"

"You pratically kissed your brother!"

"It was an accident."

"You sure? You stare at him a lot, and that Haruhi-kun."

"And? Maybe I like staring at them, maybe I like the way they look."

"Maybe you're a psycho."

"Maybe I'm breaking up with you. Haruhi was right, you're taking advantage of me, and I wouldn't sacrifice their friendship for a girl."

"It's more than that," Kaoru's girlfriend snarls. "You love them, you love both of them! That's against the law no matter how you look at it! It's homosexuality, it's incest, it's, it's-"

"I don't care," Kaoru scolds. "Goodbye."

"You're gay!"

"Goodbye."

Kaoru walks over and sees Haruhi and Hikaru, and then he runs off and doesn't talk to them.

The boy doesn't know how much they heard, but he was afraid that they thought Kaoru was in love with them. Kaoru was.

Kaoru's never talked about relationships since.