Sakura pouted cutely, causing Sasuke to laugh at her face. Anko, interrupting Sakura's antics, stated; "Okay now, let start the introductions. State your name, likes, dislikes, dreams for the future, your darkest secret, and best friends."
Sakura, often the one yelling everything, screamed, "Sensei? Why don't you start so we know how to do it?" Naruto interrupted, saying, "I'll handle that, Sakura. Her name is Anko Mitarashi; she likes dango and sweets, her dislikes are Orochimaru, Might Guy and bitter food. She doesn't have many friends but Kakashi, one of the ANBU Black Ops, is her childhood friend. Her darkest secret is she is allergic to the caramel coating in Ichiraku's dango recipe. Right?" Anko looked impressed. "Yeah how did you know?"
"You were eating four different boxes of sweets and comparing them while I was fighting Mr. Sulky over there. When you ate the dango box your face and arms got little hives all over them and you looked like you were in a lot of pain. Also, when I walked down the street yesterday, your window had a sign that said 'I HATE Orochimaru!' Yeah, that's how…"
"Woah…" Anko was slightly freaked out at the knowledge gathering skills of this eleven year-old; and Anko was almost never scared. "Okay then, Little Miss Pinky, it's your turn for introduction." Sakura, also slightly scared of Naruto covering her introduction and embarrassing her in front of Sasuke, who was trying to figuring out two things:
How Naruto beat him, because Naruto is an idiot… and,
How Naruto knew so much about their sensei who even Sasuke hadn't heard of.
Also, Sasuke was angry because Naruto had been watching and "analyzing" their sensei and other people while they had been fighting.
Sakura, after staring at Sasuke and thinking up perverted fantasies about him that involved a love confession and some rope, was told by Anko to hurry up with introduction. "OK," started Sakura, "My name Is Sakura Haruno, I like (looks at Sasuke) and don't like Naruto. My friends are Hinata, Ino, and Shino, 'cause he's really cool." Naruto interrupting her, stating, "And your darkest secret is you wish to be a Broadway PRODUCER." Hinata who had heard this joke before, decided to join in, meekly whispering, "My advice: Keep it SECRET." Naruto was glad someone else knew that joke. He held his hand out to Hinata who gladly, nervously high-fived him.
"No, my darkest wish is to be Sasuke-kun's loving wife. It's not too dark, though." This statement extremely freaked out Sasuke. Most girls stopped wanting to date him and he had gotten used to it, but Sakura didn't seem to ever give up! "Okay then, you next, Naruto." And so Naruto started his intro, "I am Naruto Uzumaki, my likes are teammates who help each other, learning about jutsu and people, my dislikes are Sakura because she is way too loud and I HATE anyone who teases someone weaker than them; in other words, anyone like Hinata-san's father. I have a lot of friends but the coolest ones are Gaara, Kiba, Sandaime-oji-san, and I respect the Fourth Hokage. One of my secrets is that I know more than fifteen Jonin rank jutsu, including chidori, rasengan, shadow clone, some fire jutsu, and a silent killing technique from the hidden mist village from my journeys to other shinobi villages and different countries."
"Whoa." Everyone murmured in awe. Sasuke was even angrier now that he knew Naruto had learned tons of jutsu most jonin only learn by stealing scrolls containing the jutsu. "Wow, even I don't know rasengan or chidori," Anko pouted, saying, "Okay, Sasuke, it's your turn for intros, then Hinata, and then we can talk about our survival exercise for tomorrow." Naruto seemed more interested than usual. 'We're going to have a survival test huh? This will probably test our teamwork and ability to work together.' Sasuke, on the other hand, couldn't care less, and started his introduction. "My name is Sasuke Uchiha, I like revenge, I hate everything besides revenge, and I have no friends because they'd get in my way. My darkest secret is my childhood was spent playing with … My Pretty Ponies, and that's why Itachi left." Naruto chimed in with a "Anyone would have done it." Sasuke looked depressed (Even more than usual) and started sulking now that everyone knew his secret. "Now," Anko started, "It's your turn Hinata." "O-okay." And so Hinata began. "I am H-Hinata Hyuuga, and I l-like (looks at Naruto who smiles back) and like strawberries and foxes. I c-can't think of anything I don't like, except m-me for not having confidence." Naruto, who noticed this before she said that sneaked up behind her and whispered in her ear, "I think I'll help you with that so you don't have to hate yourself." Then, Hinata, noticing who was whispering in her ear, yelped, and, blushing like a tomato, fainted. Naruto saw this and told Anko, "I'll fill her in on the exercise tomorrow when she comes to."
"Even if you're making people faint, blush, and giggle, you should listen, Naruto. Anyway, this will be a very hard exercise. Actually it's a test. And this one determines whether or not you get a special privilege." Sakura yelled out, "What kind of a privilege? What is it?"
"It's a secret surprise privilege that only two people will get. You'll be in teams of two; now decide who you'll be with in the test and other plans I have for you four."
"I get to be with Sasuke-kun!" shouted Sakura. "I guess I'm with Hinata-san." Declared Naruto. "Okay. Naruto fill Hinata in on the test once she comes to and make sure you don't eat breakfast or else you will puke. Also, be there at ten o'clock in the morning. Any way," said Anko, "Be there at noon, or else you and your partner will lose. See Ya!" With that Anko disappeared in a poof of smoke and left Sakura cuddling up to Sasuke who looked liked he would puke. And Naruto was trying to think of how get Hinata home with out getting himself or her beaten to a pulp. 'I got IT! I'll use that one jutsu Sandaime-oji-san taught me that will turn me invisible!' Naruto prepared the jutsu and told Sasuke and Sakura, "Bye guys!" and used the jutsu, making him look like he dissolved into thin air. Naruto & Hinata, who was being carried by Naruto, sped invisibly toward Hinata's house and got there silently. Naruto dismissed the jutsu and knocked on the door, which was answered by a person about his age with pale eyes and his hair tied back in a mini-ponytail. "I assume you are Neji-san, Hinata-san's older cousin," Said Naruto, speaking clearly and staring right at Neji. The person responded saying, "Yes, I am Neji Hyuuga of the Branch House of the Hyuuga Clan." Then Neji, noticing Hinata in Naruto's arms, immediately use Jyuuken on Naruto and pushed him back, using a technique that literally knocked his socks off and knocked the wind out of his body. "What did you do to Hinata-sama?" The Naruto Neji had hit immediately exploded and the Real Naruto walked out from behind a bush, and stated,
"Ah, that must be the famous jyuuken style of the Hyuuga clan. She fainted and I said I would brief her on the test tomorrow when she came to. Even ask Anko-sensei or that Sasuke guy who keeps sulking everywhere."
"Oh, in that case I'm going to wake up Hinata-sama so you can tell her."
"Okay, I didn't really want to wake her up because that is kind of rude."
"Oh."
Suddenly they noticed that Hinata had woken up and had been blushing furiously because Naruto was at Her house, talking to her cousin that was worried about her. Naruto interrupted her train of thought, saying, "Hey Hinata-san, are you okay? You freaked out at the Academy and fainted. I took you home after saying I would fill you in on the test tomorrow."
"Y-yeah, I-I'm f-fine. We h-have a test to-tomorrow?" Naruto nodded, noticing she seemed kind of sad. He told her, "We're on teams of two and Sakura, being, well, Sakura, decided that she was on Sasuke's team and so I am with you." He said, trying to cheer her up. She was very happy that she was on Naruto's team, but she also thought that she might hold him back. She frowned at the thought of hindering Naruto. 'I hope he will forgive me if I mess up like always…' Naruto, seeing her frown guessed what she was thinking, said, "Don't worry, we'll win, I think it's a teamwork exercise. We need to work together. I'll find out what kind of test it is and tell you and we'll come up with a plan together." Naruto hoping he could find out what kind of test it was, said his goodbyes to his new friend Neji and his cousin and walked off. Then noticing what time it was, he decided to head to a certain eccentric sensei's favorite ramen stand to think it over a bowl of steamy noodles.
As he approached the stand he heard a familiar voice saying, "and I told them we were having a test tomorrow, isn't it cool? The first test of the team!" Naruto realized it was Anko and remembered that she's kind of paranoid and so he made a clone to hide where he was.
He then snuck off and listened to everything his clone heard: "I'm going to have a bell and whichever team gets it or works together the best will get to meet - Wait, I smell a rat." Realizing Anko found 'him,' Naruto dismissed his clone, confusing Anko and her friend, letting him escape to the two Hyuugas awaiting his return.