Chapter: Cat Fight in Londontown

Shalan's Note: I noticed something last chapter… somehow… magically… Yoruichi zipped her bag before leaving the room… then when she walked back in… she zipped it again… XDDD It unzipped itself I guess… sorry about that… it was like… 2:30 in the morning when I finished that chapter…

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"Ooooh… Niiiice…" Ichigo crooned as he walked into the expensive hotel room. Being as it was an expensive private school they all paid their way easily and it seemed that it was worth it.

"Is that a down comforter?" Renji's eyes lit up as he dropped himself down on the bed.

"Why yes I believe it is…" Ichigo joined him on his own bed.

"What are you two simpletons doing?" Uryu stood in the doorway with his arms folded. A shirt hit him in the face.

"Put some clothes on Ishida! We don't want to see that!" Renji laughed. Uryu had been complaining about his shirt bothering him all day, so the moment the three had entered the elevator he had ripped it off and apparently he had never bothered to put another back on.

"Get over yourself Abarai… besides at least my body's nice and clean unlike your tainted figure…" he motioned to Renji's tattoos.

"Yeah! You're body's nice and clean alright… since you're the one who slept with Kirsten Harrington your Junior year…" Ichigo laughed and Uryu threw the shirt at him.

"I was drunk…" Uryu looked off to the side, a half smirk on his face. "I wonder what time it is…" He folded his arms, leaning against the door frame.

"Probably like… three AM…" Renji looked over at the clock on the bedside table. "Three AM…" He chuckled.

"Hmm… we're all jetlagged huh? Weird…" Ichigo laughed. "I never knew jetlag would feel this… goofy."

"You didn't know that being drunk was going to feel goofy…" Uryu laughed and Ichigo threw a pillow at him.

"You've got a read dick for a roommate…" Renji told him and Uryu shrugged.

"Whatever I'll ignore him and he can ignore me…" Uryu said off handedly.

"He just doesn't like him because he's best friends with his girlfriend…" Ichigo said as he pulled the comforter down and crawled under the sheets. "Aaah… this is such a comfy bed…" He snuggled down into the comforter and Renji laughed.

"You're weird…" Renji told him and Uryu nodded.

"Yes he is… huh?" They heard a shout from down the hallway.

"YOU CHEATED ON ME? ON THE FIRST NIGHT IN LONDON?" Uryu stuck his head out, followed by Renji and Ichigo forming something of a head row.

"It's Kazumi…" Ichigo noted and Uryu shook his head.

"Damn it…" Uryu stepped out of the room. "Speaking of Kirsten Harrington…" Ichigo followed him, Renji not far behind.

"YOU BASTARD!" Kazumi swung her hand back but the girl caught it, slapping her instead.

"So he doesn't like younger girls… you were just a toy girl… don't you get that?" Kirsten tilted her hip and Rukia stuck her head out, wondering what was going on. Ten of the other girls that were on the trip gathered around Kirsten and Kazumi narrowed her eyes.

"I'll show you a toy…" she swung her foot up and landed a square kick in Kirsten's face. Uryu blinked, he had no idea her leg went that high. "SUCK MY FIST!" She swung her hand and twisted in a circle slamming her fist into the other girl's face. Kirsten swung back but a bokken stopped her hand. Tatsuki stood next to her, Rukia standing behind her. Kazumi's face lit up.

"You bitch… you think you can win him back by kicking my ass?" Kirsten laughed as the other girls folded their arms. Rukia lifted a hand as if to split up the fight and a slap his her across the face.

"THAT IS IT!" Kazumi dove on top of Kirsten as Tatsuki and Rukia squared off with the other girls. Uryu scratched his head as a fight ensued. He blinked as suddenly the blonde haired boy that as been dating Kazumi appeared in front of him and he ducked as he swung at him.

"What the hell?" Uryu tilted back from the next punch and swung beach easily knocking the other back.

"This wouldn't have happened if she wouldn't have been cheating on me with you!" He swung at Uryu again and he caught his hand.

"Run that by me again?" Uryu blinked as another fist swung at him. He gripped that fist too and brought his knee up sharply, knocking the air out of the other boy and letting him drop onto the ground.

"That was weird…" Renji said as Uryu turned around. He shrugged. "URYU!" A pair of arms locked around his neck from behind and Uryu leaned forward flipping him onto his back and Ichigo laughed.

"I'm not going to fall to your level…" Uryu frowned as he swung again and Uryu blinked as the hand made contact and knocked him over. Renji lifted his eyebrows and Ichigo laughed. "Fcking bastard…" Uryu stood up as he swung again and Uryu sighed, grabbing his wrist and quickly disabling him by twisting his arms behind his back and pressing his face to the ground as Ichigo lifted up Rukia, squirming and fighting over his shoulder.

"C'mon Byaku-ya…" he spotted the teachers. "Shit…"

"WHAT IS GOING ON OUT HERE!" Byakuya roared at the top of his lungs and everything stopped. Renji gulped slightly and looked over. Ichigo blinked, his hair settling back down again after lifting in fear. Kazumi dropped Kirsten and Tatsuki put the bokken away. Rukia stopped struggling and looked over her shoulder at her brother. "Kurosaki… put her down… right now…" Ichigo immediately put Rukia down.

"What in the world? Ladies!" Retsu scolded and several of the other teachers nodded. Retsu walked over to Kazumi.

"Wooo… girl fight…" Kisuke laughed and rested a hand on Ichigo's shoulder. Ichigo nodded.

"Alright… you all… we're calling your parents… whoever started this fight… is going home on the next flight to New York," Bella folded her arms and looked over at Byakuya. Her eyes met his and she felt her heart stop. He was handsome. She froze in her movements.

"Shut your mouth girl…" Yoruichi snapped her jaw shut with an audible 'click'. Bella flushed then looked down at her clothes and she flushed to a deep scarlet. She wore a pair of baggy old sweatpants and a tight black t-shirt, with no bra. Her black hair was a mess; most of it was kinked and sticking out over to one side. She wore no makeup and her eyes were still fogged over with sleep. Byakuya scanned her with a snort. She looked comfortable… but he had the feeling that she could make anything look good.

"That girl… could make a dirty potato sack look good…" Byakuya commented under his breath. "Is she a senior?" He looked over and Renji snorted.

"She's the totally hot new Chorus professor at Stevens Kuchiki…" Renji laughed and Byakuya tinged pink. He had had no idea that the teachers at Stevens were that good looking.

"She looks like she could be a student…" Byakuya continued and Renji folded his tattooed arms.

"She does… but didn't you hear me or have you gone deaf finally… NEW chorus teacher Kuchiki? She's only like… five years older than us seniors." Renji told him and Byakuya's eyebrows went up.

"Really now…" he chuckled as Kisuke looked over at him.

"What are you two talking about?" The blonde lifted an eyebrow and the other two looked over at him.

"What are you looking at?" They said in unison and Jushiro even looked over from talking on the phone to a set of parents. Yoruichi folded her arms under her breasts. She wore a pair of short boxers and a sports bra, something that had several nose bleeds going from several of the male students. Her muscular stomach was tight and her arm muscles were flexed slightly as though she were contemplating hitting someone.

"What are you planning?" Retsu looked over as Bella spoke on the phone to several of the parents. Retsu had on a pair of soft cotton pants and a button down shirt that looked to be two sizes too big and hid her fingers from sight. Jushiro snorted as he passed the phone off to Byakuya.

"She looks comfy…" Uryu chuckled to Jushiro and he nodded. A hand suddenly touched Uryu's bleeding eyebrow. "Kazumi…" her fingers gently touched the cut and he chuckled.

"Sorry… it looks like it hurts…" she smiled softly and he nodded.

"It does… a little…" he folded his arms and she laughed. "I don't see what's so funny! It's your damn ex-boyfriend's!" Uryu threw his arms up and Kazumi laughed again.

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"So… looks like you've got an eye for Byakuya Kuchiki…" Yoruichi spoke to Bella as they boarded their flight from London to Athens. Bella flushed. "Be warned… he's a real jerk…" she walked off and sat down next to Retsu.

"I'm so glad they're all gone…" Ichigo sighed as he sunk down into the airplane chair. Uryu nodded and shoved him out of the way to sit next to the window. Renji laughed and smooshed Ichigo between himself and Uryu. Ichigo frowned looking from one of his best friends to the other. "Thanks guys…" The both nodded and he growled.

"Don't look so down Kurosaki!" Tatsuki laughed, leaning over the seat in front of them.

"Are we the only ones left?" Kazumi blinked and Uryu shrugged, watching his best friend as she was elbowed by Tatsuki. She had cheered up during their week in London. It had been fun, but it had flown by. Several other students had been sent back to the United States because of their actions and it had left them to their own with their teachers. The school had wanted to bring them all back but their parents had called and convinced them otherwise.

"Ooh!" Rukia appeared over the edge of the seat with a guide book. "There's a beach in Athens that looks like fun…" Kazumi looked over with a curious look.

"Ohh… it does…" Tatsuki said and someone tapped them on the shoulders. The stewardess told them to sit and they did so almost reluctantly.

"What's the dress code?" Kazumi asked and the boys exchanged looks.

"You can do topless… don't worry…" Tatsuki pointed at a note in the book. "And it's got awesome surfing…"

"Vouliagmeni beach huh?" Kazumi grinned. "I heard it was like one of the top beaches to surf at in Greece…" Ichigo looked over at Renji with a grin.

"This is going to be a fun stop…" Uryu chuckled and the others nodded.

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HELLO! I like this story… it's fun filled beyond belief… there are a TON of pairings… so expect some longer chapters after this one… seriously though… I'll try and keep it from being monotonous… it should be fun… if it's not… then I'm sorry but there will be a bunch of dirty dancing in the next chapter so people who like my dancing scenes from Apostando and The Best… you guys will like the next chapter… and maybe Byakuya being hit in the face by a surf board… maybe…

Shalan