Chapter:Bikinis and Beach Parties

Shalan's Solo: OMG I love this chapter… it makes my heart sing… and my mouth XDDD You all should listen to the songs that are in the chapter… because… it just sets the mood… XDDDDD Some drunken funny stuff and maybe a little dirty mindedness… beta whispers in ear… yeah… scratch that… c'mon guys it's Renji and Kisuke… the two of them are like walking sewage systems… XDDDD they're dirtier than I can ever make them… there might be… a little dirty thinking from the others as well… maaaaybeee… Uryu… you naughty naughty boy…

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Kazumi shredded through the high waves easily. She tilted her body forward slightly and looked behind her. Her eyes opened wide as suddenly Uryu's board collided with hers. He was thrown forward and his face landed straight into her wet suit clad chest and they flew off the boards, into the water.

"HAHAHA!" Ichigo laughed as he rode through the tube of the wave, cutting back then coming out, easily slowing down on the shallows Renji slowed next to him and the grabbed the others' boards. "Uryu? Kaz…" he blinked then bit back a laugh.

Uryu was panicking, next to an unconscious Kazumi. Her head was in his lap and he seemed at a loss as to what to do. Ichigo chuckled as he resigned himself to the fact that he was going to have to give her mouth to mouth. Renji blinked as Uryu unzipped the back of her wet suit to give her room to breathe then he held her nose and pressed his lips to hers. Ichigo nearly fell over. He couldn't believe that Ishida had the guts to do that.

Uryu pulled away and suddenly she coughed, turning over in the sand. Uryu sighed, she was alright. "Kazumi?" He asked and she nodded, sitting up with a sigh. "You're alright…" He sighed. They looked over as Byakuya, Jushiro and Kisuke walked by, surfboards in arm. They laughed about something Kisuke had said and Uryu helped Kazumi up.

"Thanks…" She smiled and he nodded, looking away, his cheeks tinged pink. "I should probably go have this cut looked at…" she looked at the gash in her elbow and he nodded as she walked off.

"You're a pussy…" He heard a voice behind him and he swung around only to have his fist caught by Renji.

"I am not… she could have died… what… did you want me to just leave her there and strip… her… down…" He slowed his speech as he saw the female teachers unzipping their wet suits. Renji laughed and hefted his board over his shoulder. He saw Byakuya out of the corner of his eye.

"This is gonna be good…" Renji slowly walked off.

Byakuya stepped out of the water, his surf board under his arm, water shivering on the tips of his black mane of hair. Droplets dripped down his broad chest and etched abdomen like a washboard. His dark blue board shorts hung low on his waist, exposing the rock hard navel framed by two dipped lines. He tilted his head as he looked over a couple of woman who had just stopped in their steps. His eyes caught something and suddenly his attention was held by the beautiful woman he had seen earlier in the week. She pulled off her wet suit to reveal a lavender bikini that covered only part of her bosom. The little white flowers were just an accent. Suddenly a surf board slammed into his face and down he went, hitting the ground like a boulder.

"WHAT THE HELL!?" He shouted from the sand and Renji looked down at him, his surf board over his shoulder.

"Could make a dirty potato sack look good huh?" Renji lifted a tattooed eyebrow.

"DAMN IT ABARAI!" He grabbed for him as blood dripped from his nose.

"HAHAHAHA!" Renji ran off with an evil cackle. Uryu doubled over, he and Ichigo laughing so hard they were leaning on each other for support.

"Tha-that was too funny!" Ichigo choked as he laughed, tears in the corner of his eyes. "Check this…"

Kisuke shredded through the waves, going through the tube of the wave then coming back out. He looked over and his eyes latched onto the skimpiest bikini he had ever seen. Yoruichi pulled off her wet suit to reveal, a small orange bikini. It barely covered her nipples and the bottoms were so low that he thought they would fall off at any second. Suddenly water over took him. And he glubbed as his board dragged him under, the tie around his ankle yanking him under the water. He had been paying too much attention to her and not enough to the wave that just capsized him.

Uryu felt tears in his eyes as he struggled to breathe. Renji was now leaning on the other two, gasping like a fish out of water as they all tried to breathe. Tears streamed down Ichigo's face as he doubled over completely.

Retsu pulled off her wet suit, bending over and pulling it off her feet. Her white lace trimmed bikini wasn't extremely skimpy but it was enough to caught Jushiro's attention.

THUNK. Jushiro slammed right into the beam to the snow cone shack, he had been asked to get one for Tatsuki and had done so. Kazumi blinked. Why were all the male teachers acting so weird?

"Jushiro?" Kazumi leaned over. The top part to her wet suit was down around her waist, exposing the white bikini top with a black Playboy bunny on her left breast. Jushiro shook his head to clear his pained forehead then looked up at her.

"I'm okay…" he stood up and wandered off, shakily, but off.

"Boy… is everyone acting weird today or what?" Kazumi blinked, folding her arms.

"Yes they are…" She turned around. A tall young man with sandy blonde hair and deep blue eyes and rippling muscles smiled at her and she smiled back. "What's your name?" His teeth were white and straight and she nearly giggled.

"Kazumi… Hasegawa…" she held out her hand for him to shake up her took it and kissed the back of her hand, letting his lips linger a little longer than necessary.

"Ishida…" Renji warned and Uryu looked over. His blood boiled, what was that guy doing near Kazumi? And why was she blushing. Then he watched as the blonde haired young man leaned over and kissed her hand. "Looks like someone's pushing in on your territory…" Renji looked over and nearly fell over as he was shoved out of the way.

"Kurz? That's cool… that means you're from Germany right?" She laughed as he said something else. Uryu froze. No. His eye twitched. He wasn't going to let his own anger get to him. Jealousy reared its ugly head again as he saw her hand touch his chest. He closed his eyes and took a deep breath. He wasn't going to let himself get angry over this. Suddenly a cool hand slid across his chest. "You alright?" Kazumi looked at him and he opened his eyes.

"Ye-hey…" He blinked at her and she giggled, walking off. He looked back at the blonde who looked even more confused than Uryu himself.

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Kazumi pulled off her bathing suit and laid down next to Retsu. "That was a nasty trick you played on that boy…" she said without even moving. Kazumi shrugged.

Oh yes, there was nothing like seeing Kazumi Hasegawa, Yoruichi Shihouin, Tatsuki Arisawa and Bella Scott topless, their fingers pressed over their nipples to keep them from burning. Renji chuckled as several of the men walking by ran into each other. He straddled his board in the water then sat down on it cross legged, his arms folded across his chest. He nodded wisely then heard a shout from behind him.

"RENJIII! GET OUT OF THE WAY!" A board slammed into his and he few, face first into the sand and a heavy body landed on top of him, tumbling onto his back. Head to head Ichigo and Renji both groaned. That had hurt.

"Oh my gosh!" They looked up to see all of the girls with their arms folded over their chests, leaning over them. "Are you alright?" Rukia asked.

"Yeah… yeah we're fine…" Renji groaned and sat up painfully. Ichigo nodded as he sat up, resting his back against his tattooed friend's.

"Great… you could have moved…" Ichigo hissed and Renji chuckled, picking his bandana out of the sand.

"You could have learned to surf…" Renji laughed in returned and Ichigo hit him upside the head. The girls wandered off as Ichigo and Renji picked themselves and their boards up. Byakuya glided in, stepping up out of the water easily and stood next to them as Ichigo watched Rukia take her top back off.

"Keep your eyes to yourself Kurosaki…" Byakuya warned.

"Yeah… I wouldn't want to have to hit you with the surfboard too…" Renji grinned, his surfboard over his shoulder. Ichigo scowled at him for a moment then Renji walked off.

"So… you didn't tell me you surfed…" He heard a voice behind him as he waxed the board. It had taken quite a beating that day. He turned around to see Tatsuki standing before him. Her tomboyish ways had worn down slightly and her hair had been grown out since they had first met when he had moved from Hawaii to California.

"You didn't tell me you did karate… I guess we're even then aren't we?" He lifted an eyebrow and she slapped his rock hard stomach. "Oooh… ouch…" he laughed only to earn a sharp jab to the stomach with an elbow.

"Did that one hurt?" She laughed and he grabbed her by the waist.

"THAT'S IT!" He roared and threw her into the ocean easily sending her flying into the water.

"ABARAI! NO THROWING PEOPLE!" Byakuya roared back and Renji snorted as Ichigo doubled over laughing. Uryu shook his head as an extremely wet Tatsuki stormed out of the water.

"You're gonna get it now!" He grabbed her wrist as she swung at him and he flipped her over easily. "Damn it! Damn you!" She cursed at him. Ichigo laughed; at least it wasn't him getting Tatsuki mad at him. Renji could handle the feisty young karate master with only minor difficulty.

"C'mon Tatsuki… make love not war." Renji laughed and she resigned herself, standing up. "Besides… why fight me when you can date me?" He chuckled darkly and her face flushed as she stomped off.

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The drinking age in Greece was 18… allowing the high school seniors to have a serious party that night. They had planned it ever since they had heard they'd be going to the particular beach they were at… little did the teachers know… or care for that matter…

A bonfire was lit off to the left of the dance floor where a large group of people massed together, dancing to the music.

Uryu stood off to the side, watching the liquid in his beer bottle swish as he spun it lightly in the air with his fingers. Renji was right in the pack, dancing along with the others, a girl in front and behind him as he dipped. Ichigo and Rukia were a ways away talking about god knows what.

Bella and Yoruichi ground together during the song and Uryu thought it was rather funny that the teachers were getting just as smashed as the students. Suddenly a hand grabbed his wrist and jerked him forward. "Kazumi…" he blinked as she pulled him into the group, setting his beer bottle down on the bar,

"Dance with us…" she laughed, leaning over slightly. The white sarong that was tied low on her hips hung only down to her mid thigh on one side the other was open to her bikini string. He nearly gulped.

"Uhm… you know I can't da-whoa!" She swung around and pulled his arms around her waist as her body ground against his.

…hey you're a crazy bitch… but you fck so good I'm on top of it… when I dream…

Her hands reached back and she slipped her thumbs into the back of his board shorts, guiding his hips with hers. He hadn't yet decided which was better… sex… or the friction of his body against his best friend's. He pulled her back so that her back pressed tightly to his heated skin.

…take it off the paper is your game, to jump in bed with fame…

He had never thought that he could fell this way with his best friend, her head leaning against his shoulder as they dipped with the music, hips rocking together almost lyrically. Suddenly a finger tapped on their shoulder and a ruler was forced between them.

"Six inches…" Retsu grumbled and Kazumi stared at her. She was splitting hairs a little wasn't she?

"Retsu…" A hand landed on her shoulder gently. "Come over here… I have to talk to you…" Jushiro grinned from above her. She blinked and followed him. Kazumi looked over at Uryu and snorted.

"Six inches…" She jerked him back to her and this time his thumb slid between her bikini bottom and the sarong to keep her in place.

…you're crazy but I like the way you fck me…

"Wha-hey!" Renji pouted as Tatsuki poked the two girls off him with the bokken. "Do you carry that thing everywhere?" Promiscuous suddenly thrummed through the speakers as she smiled at him.

"Of course… to keep girls off things that belong to me…" his eyebrows shot up.

"Who said I belonged to you? You won't even go out with me?" He chuckled slightly as she backed up, her basically bare back brushing his solid abdomen. She chuckled as he wrapped his arms around her waist.

"I went to Junior Prom with you didn't I?" She asked and he shrugged.

"I'm warning you… I like to be in control when I'm dancing… so do get all nancy pantsy on me…" he dragged her down into this lap then rose back up again.

"You're horrible…"

"I always thought I was rather good… but if that's your opinion…" he chuckled as she bucked her hips lightly against his. They dipped again and she laughed as he dragged her board shorts down a little lower so that his navel pressed against the bare skin of the small of her back. He had the feeling that this was going to be a fun night.

…you might be the type if I play my cards right…

Yoruichi laughed as Bella nearly tripped as they dipped. The two women seemed to be having the time of their lives, laughing away as they ground in a line with a few other women.

…promiscuous boy let's get to the point…

"What are you staring at Kuchiki? Why don't you just go over and ask her to dance if you like her that much…" Kisuke grinned and Byakuya wanted to hit him.

"Because… I like just standing here…" Byakuya folded his arms.

"I think your balls just haven't grown in yet… see ya…" Kisuke walked off and tapped Yoruichi on the shoulder. "May I have this dance?" Her eyebrow went up and she nodded and Bella giggled, waving at her.

…roses are red, some diamonds are blue, chivalry is dead but you're still kinda cute…

"So… you think this plan of yours is going to work…" she tried to ask but was shocked as he twisted around and pulled her hips to his, holding her there. She hadn't expected him to actually dance with her. His hands slid down from her hips and rested on the inside of her thighs as they dipped, their bodies rubbing together deliciously.

"Which one? The one that involves you or the one that involves all of them?" He chuckled as she tilted her head back against his shoulder. "You've been teasing me all day Shihouin… and I know it…" She shrugged slightly as his hands slid a little further in between her thighs.

"Yeah… you're real smart aren't ya?" She replied as he dipped her again, his hips grinding against hers.

"Aren't you a little old to be dirty dancing?" He whispered in her ear and she felt goose bumps stand up on her arms and neck. His heated breath brushed her ear lobe and neck on the lift side as he carried her through the song.

…I'm only trying to get inside your brain to see if you can work me the way you say…

"Have you seen Ichigo?" Jushiro asked Retsu and she shook her head. "Hmm…" he looked off to the side. "No worries… he's probably just in the bathroom, boy never could hold his liquor… care to dance?" She blinked then nodded slowly as he pulled her out onto the dance floor as Buttons thrummed over the speakers.

…I'm tellin' you to loosen up my buttons babe…

Ichigo leaned back into the sand, his feet buried in the cool sand, his knees bent out to either side, a beer in his hand. Yes… this was the best way to enjoy a beach. He took another drink from the bottle and sighed lightly. It was finished… he looked up at the stars then heard crunching footsteps. He turned his head and saw Rukia walking towards him in her butter yellow bikini. A smile twitched at the corner of his mouth. He liked this one better than the white one. His black and white board shorts were still damp and clung to his legs lightly and this bothered him, because every time he moved he felt sand rub his thighs and it was uncomfortable.

"Hey stud…" she chuckled and sat down next to him. He laughed back and wrapped an arm around her waist, pulling her over so he could rest his head against her hip.

…I can see just like those guys that your game don't please…

"Why do you always call me that?" It had begun as a joke, she called him that when his ego got too big but now she just called him stud as a pet name. He thought it was funny.

"Because that's exactly what you are…" she leaned down and planted a kiss on his lips. His hand kept her there as her hands planted themselves on either side of his head. She moaned into his mouth lightly as he pulled one of her legs over his waist, pulling her on top of him.

…Come on baby loosen up my buttons babe…

His hands slid down her body, his fingers easily untying the string to her bikini and pulling it off over her head. One of his hands found her breast and wreaked havoc as his lips conquered hers, his tongue lashing hers. "Ichigo!" She half complained. Most of her wanted him to continue but the little 10 percent that told her that they would get caught had started protesting.

"Hmm?" He questioned wordlessly as his calloused hands roughed her breasts. Suddenly his ears pricked. "Damn…" A flash light suddenly caught them in its harsh glare. Rukia tied her bikini string hurriedly. "We've already been caught…" he stood up as Byakuya glared at him from behind the flashlight. "Look Byakuya… I…" he caught the flashlight as Byakuya threw it at him and grabbed Rukia by the wrist.

"DAMN IT!" He roared and everyone on the dance floor recognized the voice. "RUKIA WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?" She cowered away from him. "ARE YOU JUST GOING TO THROW YOURSELF AWAY LIKE SOME WHORE? FUCK! RUKIA HE'S A TEENAGED BOY! YOU CAN'T EXPECT HIM TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR YOU!" Her eyes welled up with tears. He had never shouted at her like this before. Her face was hot, flushed from embarrassment.

"Bya-kuya…" Ichigo tried again but Byakuya held up his hand.

"Stay out of this Kurosaki…" He gripped Rukia's wrist again and dragged her off. "I WILL NOT! HAVE SOMEONE IN MY FAMILY THROWING AWAY HER VIRGINITY AT THIS AGE! AND OUT OF WEDLOCK! DAMN IT RUKIA! DIDN'T I TEACH YOU ANYTHING OR ARE YOU STUPID?" Her back hit the side of the bathrooms and she fell down, her knees buckling. "DON'T CRY THIS IS ALL YOUR DAMN FAULT!" A fist suddenly slammed into the side of Byakuya's face and slammed him into the ground hard. Rukia looked up and Ichigo stood over her, his muscles rippling with anger.

"Don't shout at her…" he scowled and Byakuya stood up and swung back. A fast and furious fist fight ensued and Byakuya ended up with his back slammed against the wall. "I told you not to shout… at her!" He threw Byakuya down on the ground, a bruise already forming on his left eye and blood spilling from a split lip. A cut just above his eyebrow bled down his face.

Byakuya panted for a few moments, blood dripping from his nose. He stood up and took another swing at Ichigo.

"Okay you two!" Kisuke ran up followed by Jushiro, Uryu and Renji. Bella ran up behind them and gently wrapped the sobbing Rukia up in one of the beach towels they had brought with them.

Ichigo slammed his fist into Byakuya's face as the other's fist hit his stomach. He nearly doubled over but he made to swing back. A pair of powerful arms hooked up under his. "Alright now… calm down…" Renji pulled the young man back kicking and punching. He struggled against Ichigo, trying to pull him back but he found the young man to be so enraged that he was possibly incapable of controlling himself. Uryu gripped Ichigo's other arm as Renji strained against him.

"Calm down big boy…" Jushiro and Kisuke lifted him off his feet and slammed his back against the wall.

"I'll kill you Kurosaki!" Byakuya scowled at him. Ichigo flicked him off.

"Not if I get you first!" He shouted back and Uryu slammed his back harder against the tree.

"Shut your mouth damn it!" Uryu shouted and everyone froze. Obviously something was upsetting Uryu as he usually refrained from cursing around girls. Kazumi and Tatsuki joined them immediately followed by Yoruichi and Retsu, all carrying their bags. Ichigo stopped struggling and hung his head, blood dripping from his face. Renji and Uryu relaxed slightly as Byakuya also resigned himself to being pinned by his two best friends.

"What a great way to ruin an evening you jerk!" Bella slapped him across the face, hard. He blinked and Kisuke nearly chuckled, but bit it back as he received a deadly look from Byakuya.

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"Damn Kurosaki… you made me use muscles I didn't even know existed…" Renji rubbed his neck later that evening when they had returned to the hotel. Ichigo lay on the bed, his lip scabbed and his eyebrow bandaged. He held an icepack over his eye and looked over at Renji who was playing a video game against Uryu on the XBOX 360 they had brought with them.

"You're not paying attention!" Uryu protested as Renji killed his Halo character.

"Yeah… and I still kicked your ass!" Renji laughed.

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Next stop… PARIS! OMG what the hell are they going to do there? I dunno… but it might have something to do with strip poker…

XDDD

Shalan