I Don't Own anything.
'thought'
"Speech"
"Tvs, Radios, and Text via book or newspaper... when those are around..."
Sweat pours from my body as I run back and forth across the large school gym-like room.
'hoo fuck. This is a lot of work.'
I have been running as fast as I can for about twenty minutes now.
Said twenty minutes has hopefully turned into three hours and twenty minutes.
I lay on the floor, huffing and puffing, quickly crossing my legs and getting into a meditative trance to allow no time to waste.
Just breath in... and out.
A minute passes, my heaving breaths becoming calmer and calmer.
Eventually I fall into deep focus, each breath revitalizing my body.
After around ten minutes of sitting there... I can feel it...
Something tickling at the back of my head.
What are these feelings?
Satisfaction? Contentedness? Enjoyment?
Fear? Fear. Fear. Fear.
I finally realize that the front door had been rung. That fear I had been feeling was from something else.
"…"
My eyes crack open to see a warm light hue surrounding my body
"This is fucking Senjutsu, isn't it?" I sigh as I slowly stand up, quietly making my way towards the shop. I can hear shouting on the other side of the door.
I open the door and step out with a small frown.
An orange haired girl is standing at the countertop, wearing knee length brown shorts and nothing more than a blue bikini top.
"Nami?" I question quietly.
She freezes looking over. "Argo! Quick! We went to this sky island and now some sort of survival game and- and-"
She seems to realize that as I merchant... I can be bought. "We are looking for a lost city of gold if... you help us, I'll give you some."
"City of gold, huh?" I hum as I walk behind the countertop.
"Sounds fun." I note with a lazy smile.
I reach down and grab the bag of sea prism stone dust and sit it down on the table.
"Sure, I'll help out." I shrug as I wordlessly clip the large sack to my hip.
"Really?!" The girl gasps, perking up, quickly making her way back to the door, with a flash I force my animal appendages to disappear, she opens the door and steps out, letting out a shriek of horror. "Ussop! Sanji!"
Two figures lay charred and burned on the ground. The first a blonde man with swirly eyebrows and a purplish blue overcoat, the other, a long nosed man who is laying in the classic 'yamcha's fucking dead' position.
We are in some forest with humongous redwood trees, the Going Merry is docked at the edge of a river of white clouds.
Nami rushes forwards, crouching in between the two and checking them over.
My eyes narrow as I can hear static in the air.
"I had wondered where you had gone off to." An arrogant and deep voice echoes out as I step outside. "You-"
The man pauses as he looks at me, eyes straying to the doorway we just walked out of back to me as the door closes behind us.
He looks a little bemused. "Who... are you?"
"Oh, hello, my name is Argo." I greet respectfully to the man standing crouched on a nearby log, bowing my head slightly.
He is... frankly gigantic. Nearly nine feet tall.
He has a white bandana around his head, pale skin, he wears no shirt, showing off his chest and arms, he wars large, baggy, balloonish orange and black pants.
Upon his back, stabbed into his shoulder blades, is a large gray ring with four leather drums next to and above his head.
One of the more noticeable things about him is his long earlobes that go down to about his belly button, two large golden earrings weighing his earlobes down.
"Hrn. Unlike the rest of these pathetic mortals... you can show respect. Interesting. Hrmph very well. I shall let you continue in this little game of mine."
I have played this sole confrontation over and over again in my mind
"Excuse me. Before you leave sir... I have one question."
"Hrn and if I don't want to answer it." He frowns as lightning begins to crackle around his bo staff.
"It is a question about your tremendous godly wealth." I quickly add in hoping to play off his pride.
"Hrn very well. What is it?"
"Why gold for a weapon?" I ask.
His eyes narrow slightly. "Why not? It is a dazzlingly beautiful metal that signifies wealth and power. My power."
"There are other metals that conduct electricity far greater than gold, isn't there? Like copper... and silver."
The man frowns, his gaze boring into my own. "Coppor? Sillvir?"
"Explain." He demands.
"W-Well. Down on the earth below, deep underground there are numerous ores. Most metals are conductive of electricity, but silver is the best of them all."
With a flash, two bars appear in my hand, both polished to a dazzling sheen in preparation for this moment.
I hold both out, head slightly bowed
*CRACK*
He stabs the end of his staff into the trunk of the tree, looking over me.
*BOOM*
I flinch slightly as he appears in front of me with a rumble of thunder, looming over me in all of his arog- scary- His scary glory.
I will follow this man to the ends of the earth. He is a true divine being. Undefeatable and-
"How did you make this appear?" He asks suddenly
"I have the special power to store items. But my storage space isn't that large." I answer honestly.
With a flash numerous fruits appear behind me, lining the floor.
"I see... you too have consumed one of the accursed fruits. Yet your power is... merely utility. Pathetic in a way." The man notes as he takes the two metal bars.
His hands begin to crackle menacingly as he stares down at the two bars of metal, a look of intrigue on his face. "This is... not possible? Yaha... Yahahaha! A mirror line shine. Fit for a deity such as myself. Tell me. Which metal is which."
"The brown one is Copper, while the dazzling almost white one is silver."
"Yes. Silver. I like its name."
His hands crackle once more as the materials rapidly begin to glow with heat. "These are not as malleable as my precious gold, yet this is NOTHING TO A GOD! Yahahahahah! I can feel it! Truly these materials are wondrous. Almost as beautiful as my gold!"
He focuses deeper on the materials as I slip my hand into my leather sack.
I will serve this man with all of my heart. I will become his strongest acolyte.
I fling a hand upwards.
"hn?" He looks up but it's too late.
A darkish black powder makes contact with his body.
His brow twitches. "You filthy little-"
He raises a hand only for his eyes to widen as I strike him with more of the sea prism stone dust.
His knees begin to wobble as a jagged line of the same material appears in my other hand, a bar from the cage in Alabasta.
"NO!" The man roars. "YOU FILTH! YOU DARE STAND UP TO A-"
I tackle him, pressing the bar against his neck as I crouch atop him, pinning the electric man to the floor.
My hands shake as I let out a shout, volts of electricity arcing throughout my body... but not nearly as much as it would have been had I not been strangling him with sea prism stone.
I reach into my sack and drop a handful of the dust into his open mouth, staining his teeth black as he gurgles and struggles.
A second piece of seastone appears in my other hand, I raise it above my head, wielding it like a dagger as I point the sharpened torn end downwards, it begins to glow under the effects of the knife 'Sword Skill', 'Plunge' as I stab it downwards.
"NOOOOOOO-"*Schrrk*
The shiv of sea prism stone is stabbed into the center of his torso as his pupils shake.
I rapidly glance over my shoulder to look at the numerous fruits, 'God Eneru's struggling becoming weaker and weaker.
Eventually after around a minute more his shaking stops entirely.
I let out a long shaky sigh as I flop to the side, my hands shaking, as gasping heaving breaths make their way to my lungs. There is less oxygen up here. I'm not used to it yet.
"You... killed him..." Nami whispers.
"Of fucking course, I did, Nami!" I shout letting out a long sigh to calm myself.
"In that case, there was literally zero other way we survived that. Oh god. I'm so fucking stressed out right now. Holy shit. That only had like a five percent chance of working."
I look to my hoard of fruit I bought for just this scenario, eyes widening as I look to the yellow swirling pumpkin. I hide my overjoyed expression as I wordlessly 'clean up my mess'. Retaking the unprepared fruit salad I had strewn across the grass.
"Nami. There was no other way. You saw what he did to Ussop and Sanji. If I didn't immediately improvise that I 'saw god and wanted to serve him every way' even changing my thinking- fucking observation haki- we would have been given the exact same treatment... and Nami... we're not as durable as Sanji."
"Sometimes, in this world, you are forced to kill to preserve life." I announce as with a flash two green potions appear in my hand as I quickly walk over to the girl.
"You think I care about that asshole's life?!"
I blink in surprise at her casual dismissal of this man's general existence.
"What?" She asks. "I know that the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows. Sometimes you need to kill to keep yourself and those you care about safe."
"That's true." I relent with a small sigh, my hands still shaking slightly. "Hooo boy. I'm so fucking glad my improvisation worked. If it didn't the sheer gall of my attack would have probably made him explode my heart."
"You think fast." She nods. "I'm honestly a little impressed you managed to beat him after what he did to Sanji and Ussop. How'd you even manage that?"
"First things first. Take this potion and force Sanji to drink it. They don't automatically cure, but over the next ten minutes or so their bodies will be healed." I order as I hand her one of the green drinks.
I force Ussop to drink the one I kept holding as I continue with my little explanation. "Well due to the fact that he was sparking, I deduced that he was a devil fruit user, so I had a general plan. I keep one gold bar, one silver bar, and one copper bar on me for trade when I go into a world just in case I really need to buy something there. I used my extremely basic knowledge of metallurgy to say some things about the conductivity of electricity to bring him in close, assuming that him being on a sky island he wouldn't know of at least one of the metals."
"But how did you do that to him? He was made of lightning, right? Like Smoker. a... logia I think you called it?"
"I did." I nod once. "And it was. I lured him close so I could hit him with this."
I lean over and show her the inside of the bag. "Black... powder? Wait. No... is this-"
"Sea Prism Stone. I didn't want another Crocodile situation so I had a blacksmith friend of mine grind this stuff down to hamper those damned logia types... though I suppose it helps with devil fruit users in general. Just toss some of this in their face then boom. They become weaker than a baby." I state. "Though, I mean, it requires a certain amount of sea prism stone to effectively restrain people. A single grain won't do it."
"Wait... you showed off your spatial powers... to summon a bunch of fruit... you KNEW!"
"That I was going to kill him? Yes." I nod once. "Or at the very least I wasn't going to let something as valuable as a devil fruit go to waste. Those- bare minimum- sell for around one hundred million Beri."
"O-O-One h-hundred million B-Beri?!" The woman stutters.
"Logia devil fruits on average go for around five hundred million, though. Some far more expensive."
"Fuh-fuh-fuh-" she whispers, a line of drool steadily forming on her mouth.
She shakes her head. "Heeeey Argo, maybe you could-"
"No." I deny instantly. "I did all the work, I'm keeping it-"
"Ho-ho-hooo! I knew I sensed you!"
Two extremely fat men with large yellow glasses and horns bounce at the edge of the clearing. "Ho-ho-hooo! How dare you kill our big brother Satori!"
"How dare you!" The other parrots
""We're deputy commanders!"" they both exclaim. "I'm Hotori"
"And I'm Kotor-krrk" the second's words get caught in his throat as he spies the prone form of their god.
""GOD E-ENERU!"" They both shout.
I slowly rise to my feet, my voice coming out low and gruff. "There is a new god within Upper Yard. That fool you call a deity was an eyesore. Disgusting. So I simply crushed him and snuffed out his life. Nothing he did even managed to make a scratch on me."
My eyes narrow at the two as my body begins to grow, my voice deepening as I gain more and more monstrous traits. "Run little piggies. The slower one is going to die first. You have sixty seconds. Make this chase exhilarating."
The two men shriek and turn on a dime, running in separate directions as fast as their little legs can carry them. I lowly growl as I count upwards. "One. Two. Three. Four. Five."
They're out of earshot now so I shrink back down and look over Sanji and Ussop. Their burns are mending nicely.
"Is this all you ever do?" Nami questions. "Puff yourself up and look big after somehow managing something?"
"To be fair. Literally two months ago I had less strength than that of a marine recruit. I focused on selling stuff in that time; thus, I didn't get that much stronger. But I am in the process of rectifying that.
"So. About some money." The woman begins.
"No." I deny once more, rapidly spiraling into another conversation topic to avoid her asking me again. "Did you know that there's a world government martial art that allows people to poke holes through metal, jump off the air, move fast enough to disappear from vision, and kick hard enough to create blades of wind?"
"W-What?"
"Oh yeah. It's horrifying. Assassination martial arts. I've been trying to learn them in my off time, but I don't think I've gotten close yet."
"Why... are you telling me this?"
"Because clearly you are going to face assassins in the future with you being in the future pirate king's crew and all. I'd personally suggest learning how to do some of these so you're not defenseless with that fancy staff of yours. You'll need to improve your strength several times just to even begin to learn the power though. A lot of the marine high rankers know a couple of these powers. It's extremely common for vice admirals and even some of the more impressive 'lower ranks' know it."
"How?" A new voice questions.
I look down to the swirled brow man laying prone on the floor, he has regained consciousness as the potion continues to mend his body, a look of grim determination on his face. "How do we learn it?"
"First start with Soru. You kick off the ground several times in an instant. Once you've got a handle on that, you can then try to do Soru on the air itself. But it's probably easier to do water first before moving onto air. That opens the door for you to do kicks that launch sharpened blades of air. Conversely, on the other side, there is 'Tekkai' which is where you harden your body to the point where its tougher than steel. No clue how to do it. Maybe just tense your body while having people beat on you. After that it's the 'Shigan' where you begin poking things with your finger, but it's possible to learn how to do it with a staff as well. The final power is relaxing your body almost completely, allowing you to act like a piece of paper on the wind when someone tries to punch you. All very useful techniques." I smile brightly.
"Oh. And I don't believe we have met before. Hello. My name is Agro." I greet with a bright smile.
"How do you know so much?" Nami questions.
"I know a load of things." I hum with an eye roll. "Like the fact that there's an island called water seven said to have one of the ingredients from the all blue."
Sanji sits up. "What?"
"Water seven has this thing called Aqua Lagoona. It's basically a giant annual high tide tsunami that smashes into the island. Slowly sinking it year after year. It's said- and I don't know if its accurate or not- that Aqua Lagoona holds sea water from all of the seas. Thus. Reasonably, the sea salt created after the water dries... would be salt that would exist in the all blue, no?"
Sanji has a serious expression for a moment before a small smile crosses his face. He takes a lightly charred cigarette from his coat.
"I also know that smoking causes cancer and will kill you and the people you smoke around due to second-hand smoke!" I peppily announce with a bright smile.
He fumbles, almost dropping his lighter.
"Anyways, those are just rumors I've heard... besides the cancer thing. Medical science is quite advanced where I come from. But on the salt thing, don't get your hopes up I might be wrong."
"But you might be right." The straw hat cook announces. "And I might be able to see the first hint that my dream is possible."
"It's a pretty cool dream." I nod slowly as I rise to my feet. "As for Aqua Lagoona... it's happening soon. So, I'd suggest getting to water seven quickly so you have some sort of defense against it. Primarily getting your ship there into some form of dry dock high up in the city. There is no way in hell such a tiny boat would survive a several hundred-foot wave of death water."
"Now. I'm going to go see about getting to that city of gold-" I begin to walk off only to stop dead in my tracks.
I look to Eneru's corpse and walk over, holding out a hand. With a flash the tossed aside piece of sea prism stone is returned my hammer space. I pry my stabbing utensil free of his chest and blast it with water magic, wincing as the water seems to expand twofold just by touching the stone.
I shake it off and make it disappear into my requip space all the same, I look to his earrings.
Yoink.
Then to his anklets.
Both of those are gone as well.
He has four large metal hoops on both of his forearms, those are mine as well.
The sweltering malformed copper and silver ingots are reclaimed next as I gaze up to the golden stick stabbed into the root of a massive tree.
I carefully climb my way up, grabbing onto the golden staff.
"Hrrng-"
I strain as I try to pull it out.
"Holy shit... how heavy is this?!"
I stop trying for a moment, taking a second to catch my breath for about a minute.
With another tug and a shower of splinters I free the staff.
"OH SHIT!"
I fall back under the effects of gravity, letting out a totally manly cry as the blunted end of the staff thuds into the ground beside my head.
It begins to fall, causing me to roll forwards, avoiding the tumbling gold staff as it slams against the earth.
I look over it.
Nonosama Bo:
A staff made of pure gold. It is far more durable than standard gold for some strange reason. This weapon qualifies as a 'Meito', however due to its creator's poor choice in material, it won't ever be anything more than a simple 'Grade' weapon. The material of this weapon is what makes it so much more valuable than a standard weapon of the same grade.
Estimated Value: 150,000,000 Beri
Gold isn't as valuable in one piece...
Sad.
"Hng-" I try to lift it off the floor, but I can only manage to lift one side of it.
I let out a quiet sigh.
'could I fit this in my requip space?'
It's not so much a matter of weight that's my issue. It's more size. I mean, sure, there's a weight cap, but as it is currently my 'maximum weight' is much larger than the square footage I can store. Though with the density of gold, I don't doubt I'll reach my weight cap before the day is up.
I hold out a hand, closing my eyes as I quickly shuffle around my requip space, moving around objects as I fuck with the dimensions to create a large two-inch cube that extends out of the normal space of the chest by a good two to three feet.
Inventory management at its finest.
This staff weighs about two hundred and fifty pounds. Back in my world I could totally sell it for like... five hundred million dollars, yet here it's telling me that it's worth one point five million? Taking into account that Beri is basically Yen and you have to take away the last two zeroes at least.
I wonder if I could sell it to some devil after getting Lisbeth to upgrade it? Surely they'd want a hyper durable solid gold weapon. If not to use in battle, to brag about their immense wealth.
I see Sanji shakily get to his feet as the long nosed sniper snaps awake.
"I'm alive? I'm alive!" He shouts. "NAMIIII Let's get back to the Merry!"
I look to see an old man stood on the Going Merry. He appears to be in total shock at what he has just seen.
I slowly walk forwards towards the ship as the three straw hats quickly rush over, Ussop reaches the boat first and clambers up the side, next is Nami, then Sanji. I follow after them and stand shakily on the deck as I look around, the mere effort of climbing up causing me to become slightly out of breath.
When the hell will I adapt?
I am starting to feel a little bit nauseous and a dull aching headache throbs throughout my head.
"You... defeated Eneru!" The old man gasps.
"Yep." I nod once. "No big deal."
"How... How can skypiea ever repay you?! He told me that he was planning on utterly erasing the entire island and the people."
"Oh, it was nothing, but if you reaaaally want to repay me, tell me, do you have any other fruits like this?"
I hold up a hand, and summon a small pear-like devil fruit in one hand.
"Devil fruits?"
"Yes." I nod once. "I want devil fruits."
The man frowns. "I... do have two. Which I found among one of the many abandoned ships drifting across the white-white sea. I had planned to try my luck and eat one if someone didn't come soon to stop Eneru."
"No secret vaults holding more?" I ask with a small good-natured smile, clasping my hands together as I requip the fork fruit away.
"There was a time when Skypiea had a tremendous vault with several, but... I am unsure if Eneru has done anything with them or not. There is a chance he left them, but it's slim."
"I see... alright! I'll take those as payment!"
"FOX GUY!" Luffy shouts as he points at me dramatically.
"Hi how are ya." I lazily wave.
"Join my crew! Be my quartermaster!" He shouts.
"That would mean I would have to give meat to you for free. I'm not that nice of a guy."
"But we'd buy it! Double price!"
"LIKE HELL WE WILL!" Nami snaps, smacking the back of the rubber boy's head causing it to bounce like a bobblehead.
A small amused smile crosses my lips as a tiny reindeer waddles around me. "You've got ears and a tail! How does that work? You've got four ears!"
"Yes. And you screaming really hurts them. So please quit it." I frown slightly.
"Eeeh!" The deer gasps, covering his mouth with his hoof hands.
I glance over to the swordsman standing at the edge of the ship. "How's that haki coming along, Zoro?"
"It's fine." He replies with a slight frown. "If anything, this whole mess just proved its existence even further."
"Good, Good. You all should probably learn it or you'll never make it in the second half of the grand line."
"Heeeey!" Luffy shouts. "That's mean! We totally could!"
"Luffy. You need to understand something. Did you have any trouble hitting the people here?"
"Uh... sometimes?"
"Each and every SINGLE person on this island... even Eneru... are fucking AMATEURS. Against someone TRULY skilled with observation haki, my little gambit would never have worked. There are people in the 'New world' skilled enough with haki to see the future... and I'm not talking about this little 'prediction' thing Eneru and his goons do. I'm talking literally seeing the future. What you'll say. What you'll do. Where you'll dodge. Let's take a look at the four greatest groups in the new world. First, there's Whitebeard's. Each and every single one of his sixteen division commanders and his numerous subordinate commanders... could have killed Eneru quite easily without tricking him. and don't even get me started on Big Mom's pirate group. She has eighty five children. A good seventy seven of them are officers who could have singlehandedly killed every single person on this island. That's only including her children. Not the other pirates that have married into her family and the children they might have had."
Luffy stares at me with a frown.
"To be honest, luffy. You and your crew need serious training before you even dare attempt to go past the red line. You might not like to hear it, but as you are now you are basically mook level. Your strength isn't impressive by all means."
He seems to get irritated by my statement.
"You'll see what I mean, soon enough." I nod slowly as I stand cautiously backing away from the straw hat wearing teen.
"KIIIIYEEEEEE!"
A loud bird call echoes out as a pink and burgundy polka dotted bird swoops down, an old man in a suit of armor with a long beard sat on its back, in one hand he holds a simple metal lance, in the other, he holds a closed chest.
"Here you are."
I crack open the chest, freeze briefly, then nod once and teleport it into my requip space.
"I looked inside of our old treasury... and it had been cleaned out. I don't know what Eneru did with it."
"If he didn't get rid of it, he probably brought it to whatever he was planning on using to escape this island. After he was finished blowing it up at the very least."
Robin speaks up for the first time since she got here. "The city of gold was picked clean, yet I saw no bell. The place the bell was supposed to be, however, was where that beanstalk was located. I wish to see it, so I believe that I'll climb the beanstalk tomorrow morning."
"We need to ring the bell to let chestnut guy know that the city of gold is up here, not down there!" Luffy declares seemingly forgetting my entire earlier statement.
Was mildly worried he'd try to punch me for saying things he didn't like. Oh well.
"Huh..."
I sit atop a literal mountain of gold. Massive bricks cut from the face of a giant flying ship.
My training room... now only has three corners.
I might have gotten too much gold. This is like... stupid amounts of it.
How the fuck do I sell this much gold?!
"M-Mister Argo... what do you plan to do with all of this gold?!"
"Well, thirty five percent of it is the straw hat pirates gold. As for the remainder... well... I don't know. You can't just sell this much gold. You'd crash the market. ah hell. This'll be a fucking task."
I gesture around the room. "Infinite money. Yet no way to convert it into something that I can use."
There's only a sole gap in the gold that signifies both a walkway and what is and isn't 'my gold'.
The front door jingles as the brown haired girl in front of me perks up, turning around and rushing back towards the shop.
I pause, a thought coming to my mind.
Hrn... I'll get to that the next time anyone from Fairy Tail comes here.
For now, it's time to appraise my haul. About forty two tons of gold.
The gold itself is worth about one hundred billion Berri. Otherwise estimated- by the one piece world- at around one billion dollars.
That's a load of bullshit.
Back in the modern world that would at least be worth-
My breath catches in my throat.
Supernatural... creatures... exist...
Transmutation magic... exists...
Son of a fucking bitch!
This gold is probably worth about the same if not less in MY world!
That makes it even MORE difficult to sell if I want a good price!
Most places don't even use gold as currency! Or know the true value of it beyond 'ooh pretty'.
I sigh and shake my head, thinking other important things.
Eneru seems to have discarded all of the 'numerous devil fruits' the vault held, not wanting people to have the chance of 'becoming a god' like he was. All that was left was a sole sword that Zoro was VERY firm on keeping- fucking five sword style little shit.
It wasn't that impressive, mind you, just one of the fifty skillful grade, but really, five swords? Is he a collector now?
Ah well, now to the real value of my trip. Things that CAN'T be valued in 'mere' money as I hold the sole ability to grant powers to many universes.
First things first, the fruit that I know will be expensive as hell.
A fairly weighty yellow pumpkin appears in my hands, bolts of lightning seem to spiral around the outside of the pumpkin, each with numerous swirls within, alternating colors between a deep yellow and a lighter cream-like yellow. The stem itself is shaped sort of like a lightning bolt.
Goro Goro No Mi: (Rumble Rumble Fruit)
A Logia Devil Fruit that transforms the consumer into a lightning man, this power grants them many abilities such as the ability to manipulate magnetic metals, listen into conversations an incredible distance away, and, of course, turn their body into lightning and zap things.
Estimated Value: 3,500,000,000 Beri
Awww! What? It's worth more than my Mercury fruit!
I sort of get it, though.
That being said, I'm still planning on taking the Mercury fruit over this.
Why?
Versatility.
The Rumble fruit is extremely powerful, yes, but at the same time, it has far more limits. The biggest one being insulation and rubber. But even beyond that, its powers are only good for offense and mobility. Sure, it can listen in and is very good for information gathering, but, at its core, it is a fruit that lets you blast things. Thanks to its metal controlling ability, I wouldn't call it a 'glass cannon' per say, but I would say that it's fairly close.
Rumble is DPS. While Mercury is Tank.
Rumble is faster and more damaging, but Mercury has damage over time, and far better defenses.
The fact that their prices are so close just makes me want Mercury even more, because if it can compare to an ISLAND DESTROYING devil fruit with several utility abilities... just what can it do that the appraisal isn't telling me? How far does its powers go?! can I make towering fifty foot tall titans of liquid metal to walk around? Can I cover entire islands with mercury gas? Could I shoot mercury nails out of my fingers like they're bullets?
With a fruit that lets you make solids, my creativity seems to be the limit.
I force this devil fruit to return to my requip space, safely stored with all the others.
A chest appears in my hands next.
I slowly open it revealing my two additional prizes.
I didn't get a chance to appraise either of these on Skypiea
The first looks to a cluster of green swirled bananas, but each has numerous yellow spots on it, the yellow spots themselves are also swirled so it gives the impression of numerous little whirlpools across the bananas.
Atsu-Atsu No Mi (Pressure-Pressure fruit)
A paramecia type devil fruit that turns you into a pressure point (pressing) human! With this fruit you have innate knowledge of pressure points, such as their location on a target's body, and what happens when you jab or punch them, and we are not talking about simple things like 'improving digestion' like most pressure points would typically have you believe, we're talking 'Increasing the rate of healing, temporarily boosting strength, stopping someone from talking, knocking someone unconscious, or stopping someone's heart'. This might just be the perfect assassination devil fruit!
Estimated Value: 470,000,000 Beri
Hey, that's pretty good. I can respect this devil fruit. It basically grants people the ability to use Murim cultivation pressure points.
As for the next devil fruit, the one I'm really pumped about just given its appearance.
It's a golden apple, all glimmering and shimmery, the stem goes up and forms a little ring above it as two white folds line the outside of the apple, looking like little wings.
An Angel fruit, clearly.
Hito-Hito No Mi Model: Seraph: (Human-Human Fruit Model: Seraph)
A Mythical Zoan devil fruit which allows the consumer to become an angel! Power over light, flight, even healing! This fruit is clearly amongst the more powerful of the Mythical Zoan Devil Fruits.
Estimated Value: 3,800,000,000 Beri
"ooooh... this is going to cause such a fucking mess back in my world." I lowly chuckle, a mischievous grin on my face.
Hi all! Looks like our boy just shanked a dude in cold blood. That could have gone really poorly if Eneru had 1: Less or a god complex, or was 2: better at observation haki and not using his fruit to cheat or had his emotions under control.
He fell victim to the classic 'Ooh shiny' *Stab* one-two.
Plus, Argo here has got a fruit that'll be forcing the entire Vatican to eat out of the palm of his hand. Now, the real question is, should he eat that fruit just to dunk on the church and just to see if it's one of those 'few' devil fruits that allow you to eat several or just go with his original plan of Mercury Man.
Guest Reviews:
Ya boi: It'd definitely possible. For both of those things.
Jck: Yes, technically.
Guest 001: Who knows.
Kyo: no, people can't really do 'violence' to Argo or others in his shop.
Middernacht: I haven't seen record of Ragnarök yet, so probably not.
Naysayer: I mean, even if it does, just make sure you have the type of fruit on hand that your first devil fruit was. When you lose the powers it'll go right back to the original fruit.
Reader 451: She really is.
PickleStevebill: The day when they discover it is reaching closer and closer!
BobbyBBobness: Ah, yes. But you forget something. Argo is a lazy piece of shit. He has an instant 'multiply your training results by 10' room. The time dialation between worlds is constantly shifting. Sometimes months pass in a couple of days, sometimes its 1-1, hell, maybe even lower numbers like 1-.5 or something.
Guest 002: You don't seem to realize the powers can be turned on and off. Bellamy doesn't have spring limbs ALL the time despite being a 'spring human'. It's not like Robin has an endless expand of hands at ALL times. Being a mercury man is not much of an issue unless you casually start turning into gas and start shoving yourself down people's throats.
Guest 003: Pokemon sadly doesn't have all that much to offer him, to be honest, nor does he really have much to offer them.
Anyways, I hope you all enjoyed, I'll see you later.