Whistle Bells
SHO: Dashing down the field,
A defender at my heels,
Over the bar it goes,
The game's been to and fro
Santa's acting weird,
Tatsuya's got a tan,
I hope to be as good as him
FAN GIRLS: He's such a ladies' man! Oo-er!
ALL: Oh, Whistle Bells! Shige-san smells,
SHIGE: It's a man's smell, so come on
TATSUYA: Sock's worn 3 days in a row
SHIGE: Oh, shut up Tatsu-bon!
SANTA: That stupid little kid,
He went and stole my girl,
Miyuki loves him so,
But he makes me hurl.
What are his secret charms?
Stealing her heart,
If he makes her cry just once,
I'll tear his limbs apart.
Oh!
Whistle Bells! Shige-san smells,
And just like up above,
The ladies like his northern charms…
Shige: But alas I have found love!
WHAT?!