Agent Wallflower (to the tune of the pink panther theme)
A girl, a ghost,
An ugly little creature of the dark,
Living in a house…
She cooks, she cleans,
She wants to kill the man who hurt her heart,
Bit by bit,
they want her to become a lady fair,
lovely as a rose
Kyohei, Yuki, and Ranmaru-kun,
Takenaga, and Noi-chan,
Strength, love, and ladies to go,
They live for the thrill, they know…
Land-lady's back,
She wants to hold her niece a little ball,
She's got to go.
The boys are scared,
The free rent is about to fly,
Oh No!
Their days are done,
horror movies are their only hope,
for their lives.
If you have to change a woman, you really have to try.