More insanity, I cannot belive I got this out so quickly. Thanks to Pyslocke2216, Starsinger, and Davies-Claire fore your wonderful reviews.

21. Do not point at sentinels and shout 'Um! You stole Magneto's outerwear!'

Jubilee was bored, or stoned, or both

22. Do not send members of the hellfire club prank invites to 'The Freakers Ball'

(A/N: if you didn't get this go on youtube and listen to 'The Freakers Ball' by Dr Hook. Then you'll understand.)

23. Just because we did doesn't mean you can.

A fair few students recently had to be rescued after they somehow picked up the idea that four people could defeat Apocalypse.

24. The Shi'Ar would like to make it clear that they are NOT star trekking across the universe.

Our ships do posses a reverse button-Lillandra

25. Do not phase into other people's bodies.

26. Comments on this sheet are now banned

Come on Chuck, even I know that's not gonna work. –Logan

27. 'Homework excuses from the X-mansion' are not to be used in class.

28. You should not be able to burn boiled eggs, please keep an eye on whatever you are cooking.

I told Kitty to watch them. –Rogue

The burned boiled egg incident took a week to clear up.

29. Do not play 'mutant ball' in the house.

I. or ordinary baseball

II. or rugby

III. or tennis

IV. for a full list banned sports see the list on the door of Xavier's office.

30. When entering the danger room, please leave your grudges at the door.

What's he talking about? –Scott

I have no idea. –Logan

31. No you cannot keep it!

I. Take that thing back to the savage land Rogue.

Fluffy hates you now. –Rogue

On a trip to the savage land Rogue found a really cute fluffy kitten. That grew up into a sabertoothed tiger. Fluffy was feared by all.

32. For the love of anything you consider holy if you don't know what the button does DON'T PRESS IT!

Just remind me why Forge has a device that paints people purple? –Kitty.

It was supposed to be green. –Forge

33. 'Sanity is over rated' is not our motto.

I. nor is 'this isn't what it looks like.'

II. officially.

34. The danger room is not a holodeck.

I. referring to it as such is a violation of rule #5

35. We don't have any fans so stop writing 'fan fictions' based on our lives.

36. Stop asking the police if they've been smoking crack.

It was a valid question. –Bobby

It was also appropriate the time. –Warren

And funny, don't forget funny. –Bobby

I wouldn't go that far. –Warren

37. Being told to get the blackbird shining does not involve glitter.

Xavier had made a note not to hand that duty out as punishment anymore.

38. You are not allowed to chew gum in the danger room unless you brought enough for everyone.

39.The following items do not exist, even here; a can of invisible paint, a left handed screwdriver, winter air for the tyres, blinker fluid, whiffolo gadget for grinding smoke. Do not say you are looking for, or have been sent to find any of the above items.

40. You are not allowed to chew gum in the danger room even if you DID bring enough for everyone.

Awww! -Jubilee