Well here's another crazy chapter folks. If you have any suggestions I'd love to hear them.

Starsinger: by singing That Song, you are in violation of rule #5

Davies-Claire: only if I get really bored or really inspired

Psylocke2216: What gift?

ComsicPhoenix: Thanks, I'll even give you a free shameless plug.

41. Holy objects do not ward of the following; danger room training, Greydon Creed, Stryker, danger room training, detentions, Apocalypse, or danger room training.

Shame. –Rogue

42. Wolverines sideburns are not parasitic life forms, stop insisting that they are.

I. He's getting paranoid

II. and is in denial.

No I'm not! –Logan

43. While flying the blackbird you may NOT attempt something you saw in a cartoon.

44. Singing while travelling is now banned.

Xavier really didn't think he could stand one more round of The Song That Never Ends.

45. No more permanent marker tattoos.

46. This is not heaven; you are not the 'duty archangel', stop answering the phone as such.

Are you sure? –Warren

47. Rule 47 doesn't exist.

No one was really sure about this one.

48. You brought it home Rogue, you take care of it.

I. Fluffy needs a bath.

II. NOW!

After an unsuccessful attempt to get Fluffy on the blackbird and back to the savage land Xavier relented. He now had a better idea of why the place was called the savage land.

49. You do not have the force.

I. nor are you my father.

Sure about that Charles? –Mystique

Momma? You snuck in here just to write on the notice board? –Rogue

And to see Charlie's face when he read that comment. –Mystique

50. In addition to the items mentioned in rule #39 these are also non-existent; long stands, elbow grease, filters for political correctness, stargates, keys to the danger room. Please do not send students to find them.

51. There is no such television program as 'I'm A Mutant, Get Me Out Of Here'

I. This means people cannot be voted out of the mansion.

II. Get rid of these cameras.

52. The words 'jinkies' and 'zowie' are not real, stop using them.

53. When I said stargates were non existent this was not a hint to invent them.

I. Please stop with that project Forge.

54. Friday 13th of July 2000 never happened.

All anyone knew was that it involved Bobby, chocolate pudding, neon markers, and a toaster.

55. You may not threaten people with black magic.

I. You may not challenge other people's disbelief in black magic by asking for hair.

56. 'I got better' is not the way to describe how you cheated death.

57. All those who own an image inducer should stop using it to impersonate me.

Was that directed at me professor? –Kurt

58. No more liaisons in the broom closet.

Rhane had been sighted running away from said closet at high speed mumbling 'My eyes, they bleed.' No one really wanted to ask whom she'd seen.

(Thanks to cosmic phoenix for the next two. You're awesome Cosmic.)

59. The following students have been banned from cooking meals; Kitty Pryde, Jubilation Lee, and Roberto DaCosta.

I didn't know you weren't supposed to put aluminium foil in the microwave. –Jubliee

I thought that milk was still good. –Kitty

I was just trying to make it cook faster. –Roberto

60. Would all those students whose power involves the shedding of skin please clean it up.

That was directed at me wasn't it? –Paige

Shameless plug time! Visit CosmicPhoenix's X-men RP. She's in need of more members, I can't seem to get the link in here though. I'll post it on my profile.