RaNdOmNeSs

Sesshomaru was being chased by a giant marshmallow when Kikyo came and saved him.

"You thaved me!" Sesshomaru cried.

"Yes I know." Kikyo put a leash on Sesshomaru and dragged him to a nearby cliff. "Now jump off!"

"Why would I do that?"

"Because I hold the power to control giant evil treasure chests with big fangs and evil red eyes!" Kikyo laughed maniacally.

"Oh in that cathe I guethth I thhould." Sesshomaru jumped off the cliff. He sprouted wings and flew to the fifth dimension to save Rin from the evil clutches of Kentucky Fried Mc Jaken KingWay.

"Kikyo happy!" Kikyo ran around a tree fifty times before shooting an acorn with her bow and arrow.

"Kagome! Sit!" Inuyasha shouted. Kagome fell to the ground.

"You do that a lot." Miroku said. He picked up Kirara, turned big, then flew away. "I need a breather I'll be back before seven!"

"Hey look its Naraku!" Sango said. She ran and gave him a hug. "Thanks for baby sitting Kohaku while I was away."

"Anything for the great Sango!" Naraku bowed.

"That's a pretty ribbon Naraku. Where'd you get it?" Shippo asked while he lifted weights.

"Koga gave it to me along with some of his skirts and this pretty gown." Naraku lifted up his pants leg and showed everyone. They oo'ed and awe'ed.

"I wish I had a pretty ribbon, but all I have is rock hard abs…" Shippo ran off crying. With every step he took the earth shook.