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"WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!!!!!!!!!" Kikyo was running from a tiny mouse.

"IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD! EVERYBODY RUN!!!" Kanna ran on the ground in circles.

"I JUST PEED MYSELF!!" Kagome cried.

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Inuyasha: STOP!

Sesshomaru: In the name of love!

Inutaisho: Before you break my heart!

Izayoi: (throws shoe) GET A JOB!

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"I am drunk, drunk is me, I am drunk. WEEEEEEEEE!!! I am drunk, drunk is me, I am drunk. WEEEEEEEE!!!! I am drunk, drunk is me, I am drunk. WEEEEEE!!!" Rin danced around a sombrero.

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"I now pronounce you man and wife." The priest said. "You may now kiss the bride!"

Kagome kissed the well.

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"I'd like to be alone now…" Sango was crying.

"I don't understand…" Miroku said.

"I SAID I WANT TO BE ALONE!!!" Sango turned away.

"Okay I'll leave…but…just let me say something…" Miroku began to cry.

"What?"

"I……am not a twot!"

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"Hey you shouldn't smoke." Sesshomaru warned Naraku.

"Oh back off mother superior!"

"Hey nobody calls me a mother nothing!"

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"Miroku, you are not a gun! You are who you choose to be. Now choose!" Koga said.

"Koga…" Miroku put down his wind tunnel.

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"Human Inuyasha I choose you!" Kagome shouted.

"Rawr!" Ryukotsei roared.

"…HOLY S-"

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"I am drunk, drunk is me, I am drunk. WEEEEEEEEE!!! I am drunk, drunk is me, I am drunk. WEEEEEEEE!!!! I am drunk, drunk is me, I am drunk. WEEEEEE!!!" Rin danced around Sesshomaru's boa engulfed flames.

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"KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!" Kikyo shouted.

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"Hey hey hey! It's FAAAAAAATTT ALBERT!" Hachi sang.

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Inutaisho: Look around you, look beyond,

Izayoi: You can make an unbreakable bond,

Inuyasha: The world around you is not what it seems,

Sesshomaru: It's all revealed beyond your wildest dreams!

Inutaisho: So many things I never could see! So many choices falling on me,
Could it be my destiny to be shaman king?

Izayoi: Shaman king!

Inutaisho: To be shaman king…

Inuyasha: Shaman king!

Sesshomaru: If your spirit is strrrrrroooong! You could be the one!!

Izayoi: (Instrumental)

Inuyasha: I could look at the world in a different light!!!

Sesshomaru: And I know what it takes to make it right!

Inutaisho: And I won't give up the fight, to be Shaman King!

Inu, Sessh, Inutaish, Izay:

Shaman King!

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"KOHAKU!"

"MIROKU!"

"KKOHAKU!"

"MMIROKU!"

"KKOOHAKU!"

"MMIIROKU!"

"KKOOHHAKU!"

"MMIIRROKU!"

"KKOOHHAAKU!"

"MMIIRROOKU!"

"KKOOHHAAKKU!"

"MMIIRROOKKU!"

"KKOOHHAAKKUU!"

"MMIIRROOKKUU!"

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"Does anyone here actually believe that Onigumo is a girl?"

"I do!" Shippo shouted.

"Anyone besides Shippo…"

"…"

"…"

"I do!" Shippo shouted.

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"Don't worry miss! We'll save your kitty from the tree!" Inuyasha shouted.

"But there's nothing in that tree…it's dead." Lady said.

"GET THE LADDER!" Jaken shouted.

"But…"

"DON'T WORRY KITTY WE'LL SAAAAVVEEE YOOUUUU!!!" Kirara shouted and jumped in the dead tree.

"KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kikyo shouted in the lady's ear.

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"I am drunk, drunk is me, I am drunk. WEEEEEEEEE!!! I am drunk, drunk is me, I am drunk. WEEEEEEEE!!!! I am drunk, drunk is me, I am drunk. WEEEEEE!!!" Rin danced around Naraku's wig.

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"Once upon a time there were three little girls who went to the police academy. And they were each assigned very hazardous duties. But I took them away from all that. And now they work for me. My name is Jakotsu."

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"I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU!" Ginta sang to Hakaku.

"When the rain starts to pour!" Hakaku sang to Ginta.

"I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU!!!" Jakotsu sang to Inuyasha.

"Like I've been there before." Inuyasha sang to Jakotsu.

"I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU!" Naraku sang to his pet turtle.

"Cuz you're there for me too!" his pet turtle sang to Naraku.

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Inutaisho: Just sit right back and you'll hear a tail,

Izayoi: A tail of a fateful trippo

Inuyasha: That started from this village port

Sesshomaru: Aboard this tiny shippo.

Inutaisho: The mate was a mighty pervert man,

Izayoi: The skipper gay and sure.

Inuyasha: Five passengers set sail that day

Sesshomaru: For a three hour tour, a three hour tour.

Inutaisho: Kagura's wind started getting rough,

Izayoi: The tiny shippo was tossed,

Inuyasha: If not for the courage of the fearless crew

Seshsomaru: The minnow would be lost, the minnow would be lost.

Inutaisho: The shippo set ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle

Izayoi: With Jaken

Inuyasha: Jakotsu too,

Sesshomaru: The boomerang and his Sango,

Inutaisho: The Hojo star!

Izayoi: The Totosai and Kagome Ann,

Inu, Sessh, Inutaish, Izay:

Here on Jaken's Isle.

"KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!" Kikyo shouted.

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"I am Suikotsu! Super hero avenger! Ridding the world of evil with cookie dust!" Suikotsu jumped off the Empire State building.

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"100 bottles of beer on the wall 100 bottles of beer! You take one down, pass it around, 99 bottles of beer on the wall!" Rin sang.

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