WeIrDnEsS Chapter 5: WeIeDnEsS3, an inuyasha fanfic

WeIrDnEsS

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"99 bottles of beer on the wall 99 bottles of beer! You take one down, pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall!" Rin and Kohaku sang.

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"Silly Urasui, reviving dead girls is for kids!"

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"……what do you mean there's no more toilet paper!" Inuyasha shouted.

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"What are you doing?" Naraku asked Inuyasha and Koga.

"Nothing." They replied getting closer. "Ready…"

"Aaaahhhhh!!"

"Bother Bother Bother Bother Bother Bother Bother Bother Bother Bother Bother Bother Bother Bother Bother Bother Bother Bother Bother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" then they ran away.

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"May I take your order sir?" Kaede asked.

"Yea I'll have the WHOPPER!!!"

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Ring!...

"Hello?" Shouga picked up. "You don't say, you don't say! You don't say!!!"

"Well?" Myoga asked impatiently when she hung up.

"He didn't say…"

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"I now pronounce you man and wife. The priest said. "You may now kiss the bride!"

Sesshomaru kissed the Lazy Dog Café.

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"98 bottles of beer on the wall 98 bottles of beer! You take one down, pass it around, 97 bottles of beer on the wall!" Rin and Kohaku and Hachi sang.

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"Raggy, rid roo rear rat?!" Koga asked Kanna.

"Like zoinks man!" Kanna said jumping into Koga's arms.

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"Jinkies!" Kyoukotsu fixed his glasses.

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"Don't miss the sexually confusing adventures of Sesshomaru and Koga! In Transvestites of the Universe!"

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"I don't understand why my kid can't read!" Kagome complained.

These days it's getting harder for teachers to reach out to children.

"All he does is sit around watching Inuyasha all day!"

But now Big Pimp Mac Demon Books presents Dr. Seuss's books from the Feudal Era.

"One hanyou, two hanyou, blue hanyou, red hanyou."

All the classics from The Pervert in the Hat, The Boa Book, Green Jakens and Rin, and everyone's favorite, How Kikyo Stole Christmas. Order today!

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"Silly Kaijinbou, using giant demon fangs to make evil swords is for kids!"

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"Oh hi Koga and Inuyasha!" Ayame greeted. "…What are you doing?"

"Nothing." They replied getting closer. "Ready…"

"Aaaahhhhh!!"

"Bother Bother Bother Bother Bother Bother Bother Bother Bother Bother Bother Bother Bother Bother Bother Bother Bother Bother Bother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" then they ran away.

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"97 bottles of beer on the wall 97 bottles of beer! You take one down, pass it around, 96 bottles of beer on the wall!" Rin and Kohaku and Hachi and Ginta sang.

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"……what do you mean there's no more food left!" Inuyasha shouted.

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"They came………eight months ago………things………HORRIBLE THINGS!!!"

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"KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kikyo shouted at a funeral.

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"Once you have downed the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny!" Naraku said. "And you get dental…"

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"I'm too old for this…" Kaede sighed.

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"I said a bow string not a G…(sigh) nevermind!" Kagome walked away from Miroku.

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"To battle! Hold my teeth." Totasai said.

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"U-N-D-E-A-D find out what it means to me!" Kikyo sang.

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I…am a man." Miroku held up a razor.

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"Look at me I'm white and nerdy!" Bankotsu sang.

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Inutaisho: I see a little silhouetto of a man!

Izayoi: Scaramouche!

Sesshomaru: Scaramouche!

Izay, Sessh: Will you do the fandango!

Inutais, Izay, Sessh: Thunderbolt and lightning!

Kagome, Shippo: Very very frightening me!

Kaguya: Galileo!

Ryukotsei: Galileo!

Kaguya: Galileo!

Ryukotsei: Galileo!

Kaguya, Ryoko: Galileo! Figaro!

Miroku: Magnifico!

Kikyo: Oooooooh!

Naraku: Oooooooh!

Jaken: Oooooooh!

Sango: Oooooooh!

Inuyasha: I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me.

Inutaisho, Izayoi, Kagome, Sango, Shippo, Miroku:

He's just a poor boy from a poor family!
Spare him his life from this monstrosity!

Inuyasha: Easy come easy go, will you let me go?