RaNdOmNeSs
"Maybe I should join the circus!" Shippo was still running and crying when he saw Kagura.
"Come on shake your body baby do that conga I know you can't control yourself any longer! Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger, don't you fight it till you've tried it do that conga beat!" she was singing and dancing around a termite mound shaped like an Orlando Bloom calendar. When she saw Shippo she grabbed him and made him conga with her.
"Not now Kagura I'm off to join the circus!" Shippo picked her up and threw her in a goatee.
"Can I come? I've always wanted to be a mime…" Kagura pretended to lean on an invisible wall.
"Cool lets take a detour through Brooklyn!"
"Oswari!" Inuyasha yelled again. Kagome fell to the ground.
"Lets have coffee for dinner!" Naraku shouted.
"Geddyup horsey! To Starbucks for a frappuccino!" Sango said shoving her newly acquired spurs into Naraku's sides.
"Neigh!" Naraku hopped like a kangaroo to Starbucks.
"Don't. push. Me. cuz. I'm. close. to. the. edge. I'm. Tryin. Not. To. Lose. My. Head." Kirara ate Miroku's top hat.
"That was my favorite hat!" Miroku locked himelf inside a refrigerator.
"Koga!" Kikyo screamed.
"KIKYO!!!" Koga ran to see what was going on.
"My tongue is stuck to this tree!" Kikyo was sitting in a meadow with her leg around her neck.
"I'll save you!" Koga dug up a bunch of weeds and started chewing on them then screamed, "Puttin on the Ritz!"