Colz: Sweet! Tomorrow I'm going to see Transformers!!! wooh.
Sasuke: Transfeistights?
Colz: -narrows eyes, scissors kicks sasuke-
Sasuke: Oww. Bitch.
Colz: Emo
Naruto: Hey, who wants to get ramen with me?
Colz: I want ramen!! C'mon! -drags Naruto to Ichiraku's.
Lol.
Well looks like I'm updating the story! Thanks to all the people who've reviewed this story so far! I appreciate it.
Recap:
"It's the monster!! It's coming to eat us!!" Naruto screamed.
"Oh my god, thats my ear dobe!" Sasuke retorted.
They were all huddled up in the corner and Hinata fainted.
"Oh no Hinata!!" Sakura and Ino shouted in unison.
That's when it entered the room, and a small beam of light blinded them.
Monster in the Basement
Chapter 3.
Mission Part 2 Takes Action
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Everyone began to scream when the figure shut the door behind it and turned off the light.
"Ahhh we're all going to die!" Ino shouted.
"Jeez, whats with all the screaming?" Kisame asked, as he put his umbrella down.
Everyone stopped screaming and looked at the shark man standing in front of the big door. He had shut off is flashlight and set it on coffee table near him.
"Don't do that!" Sasuke squeaked. (a/n: Lol. Is little voice is changing, heheXD)
"Don't do what?" he answered, completely confused.
Everyone in the corner sighed as they helped each other up, mainly Hinata. Sakura and Tenten layed her down on the couch, while Sasuke and Naruto went into the bathroom to get a wet washcloth to put on her head. Kisame put his keyboard down against the wall and began to yell, "Itaaaaaaaaachiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!"
Itachi, Ayama, Sasori, and Deidara where sitting in the game room watching T.V. waiting to put the next step of their evil plan to action, when they heard their fellow friend call out someone's name.
"Damn him, hes going to ruin the plan," Itachi muttered.
"But did you ever think we could use this as an advantage for step 2?" Sasori asked, looking towards Itachi.
"How so?"
"You enter the scene through the basement door, Sasuke warns you theres a monster down there and you deny it. Kisame walks over and you two start to talk to the group about random things, while you guys do that Deidara covers my puppets with clay to make it look like a monster. I control it with chakra strings and then I make it capture you and Kisame and I bring you guys into the basement, thus making it look like there is actually a monster."
Everyone's sweat dropped as they watched Sasori explain the advantage.
"That could actually work." Ayama said, putting her hand to her chin.
"No shit, sis." Sasori exclaimed sarcastically.
Ayama glared at Sasori as they got ready for the next scene. Deidara began to make clay and cover Sasori's puppet with it, while Itachi went to the basement door to greet Kisame.
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The friends and Kisame watched as the basement door began to open. The knob slowly turned. Sasuke and Naruto were frozen in their steps as everyone else was watching in fear, excluding Kisame. When the door finally opened, a pair of blood red eyes peered through the darkness. They flashed with light every time the user blinked.
Kisame fumbled with the flashlight so he could turn it on. When he succeeded he pointed the light at the person in front of the door, confessing the identity. It was Itachi Uchiha.
"Itachi! Where's Ayama?!" Sasuke questioned as he began to move towards his brother.
"She's downstairs, why do you ask little brother?" Itachi questioned, a smirk growing on his face.
"Because there's a monster down there! Your girlfriend is as good as dead." He exclaimed, slapping his forehead.
"There is no such things as monsters little brother. Kisame, come."
"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" You'll be eaten by the monster!" Naruto yelled, blocking Kisame's way to the basement.
"Shut up twerp." Kisame said, pushing Naruto into the couch.
Kisame walked over to Itachi and they turned to go downstairs, when Naruto spoke up. They turned around to be greeted by a blonde ninja.
You'll be killed, believe it!" he said, glaring at the two of them.
Itachi and Kisame both looked at each other and began to laugh hysterically, using the door frame to hold up their beings. Then, lightning flashed in the house again, causing a huge shadow to emit from behind the two laughing 17yr. Olds. Naruto fell down and began to crawl backwards, while everyone just stood in fear, their eyes wide.
"Behind you." Naruto whispered, pointing to the mystical darkness behind them.
Itachi and Kisame looked at each other, then something growled. They gulped and slowly turned around to be faced with darkness. Then, big black tentacle-like arms shot out of the abyss, wrapping around their bodies. Itachi and Kisame began to scream like little girls for the effect as the so called 'monster' pulled them into the basement, their screams echoing in the halls.
Thunder broke the suffocating silence and they all began to run into different directions. Sasuke, Sakura, Neji, and Tenten ran into the kitchen/dining room, while Naruto, Ino, and, Shikamaru ran into the family room/back porch, carrying Hinata.
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Sasori broke the chakra stings and the puppet fell to the ground. Itachi and Kisame sat up with a disgusted look on their face.
"Why is this clay wet?" Itachi asked, pulling some of the clay out of his hair.
"Deidara got the bags wet in the rain when we came here." Sasori replied, disassembling his 'monster'.
"Gross." Itachi mumbled as he got up and walked over to the couch that Ayama sat on.
Kisame laughed as he got up and sat on the floor in front of the couch next to Deidara. Sasori sighed as he strolled over to the big black chair that sat diagonal of everyone else.
"So, who are we going to capture first, Itachi, yeah!" Deidara exclaimed, collecting the left over exploding material.
"Hmm, who are we going to capture first." He pondered, as he began to right down the friends names on a note pad that he found in the cushions of the couch.
"How about Shikamaru, in the movies, the slowest ones always get caught first." Ayama said, as she discussed Shikamaru being lazy and all with the group.
"I thought the dumb blondes usually go first." Sasori commented, getting another non-intimidating glare from Deidara. (a/n: I'm not cutting on blondes because I have dirty blonde hair, okay. )
"Well, we have to leave Sasuke and Naruto for last because they are the ones who started the whole monster thing." Itachi said, crossing off Sasuke and Naruto from the 'first' list.
"How about that blonde girl thats over." Kisame suggested, as they all nodded in approval.
"So when should we make our move, Itachi, yeah?" Deidara asked.
"We'll first we have to send out a spy."
"A spy?" Kisame asked.
"Yes, someone who is small and moves fast enough to be unnoticed by people, we'll send them out and check on the target's position. They will have to find all the exits and vents in the room they are stationed. Thus, they have to be observant."
They all looked at Ayama, who was staring into space. When she snapped back to reality, she pointed to herself and said, "Your not thinking about making me do it are you?"
They all nodded in approval and she sighed in frustration. "Why do I have to do it!" She whined, as she clung to Itachi's arm.
"Because, your the only one with the qualities needed for this very important mission." Sasori said, in a scolding manner. "Now DO IT!" he shouted, as she got up and proceeded out of the room, kicking Sasori on her way out.
"Why do you go out with her? She's a pain in the ass." he complained, as he rubbed his left cheek.
"Because I luuuv her!" Itachi exclaimed, making a heart with his hands.
Sasori groaned and Deidara chuckled, as he made clay figures of Itachi and Ayama holding hands. Then Sasori walked over and Ayama kicked him, causing him to explode. When the smoke cleared, the room was covered in ashes and Deidara's hair was on fire.
"Uhm, Deidara, Your on fire." Sasori stated as he chucked a mirror at the blonde.
He looked in the mirror and began to scream.
"OMG!!!!!! SASORI, YEAH, HELP ME!! I'M ON FIRE. AHHHHHHHHHHH---"
"Shut up!!!!" Kisame interrupted, throwing a bucket of water onto Deidara's head, soaking him.
When the water touched his head, it made a sizzle sound and smoke quickly rose from his blonde locks. Deidara sighed as the water flushed through his hair. Itachi's vein popped and Sasori's eye twitched.
"Ehheheheheh, Itachi yeah, do you have a drying machine?" Deidara asked, as he lifted his soaking arms.
Itachi sighed and pointed behind him. Deidara smiled and walked over, stripping his clothes off him.
"Ohh god, disgusting! Put some clothes on Deidara." Itachi shouted, pointing towards the basket of clean clothes.
"Thanks Itachi, yeah!" He said, getting dressed.
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Ayama slipped into the living room and hid behind the sofa, making sure the coast was clear. She then sped past the hall entrance, and hid close up against the wall, peering into the next room, the kitchen. She watched as Sakura and Tenten made some tea to calm their nerves, while Neji and Sasuke drew up escape plans.
She tensed. Ayama had to go through the kitchen to get to the family room/ porch. But she couldn't just stroll right through because Itachi had told them that she was in the basement, thus meaning she was captured as well.
"Crap," She whispered, "What am I going to do?" She thought for a few minutes and then rested her head against the wall. She opened her eyes and spotted a vent in the ceiling, big enough for her to crawl through. Smirking, she performed the necessary hand seals and the cover moved out of the way. She then shot chakra strings from her fingers to the vent, pulling her up into it. When she was in position, she replaced the cover and crawled through the air ducts.
When she peered into the room below her she spotted a hyper blonde boy, Naruto, a lazy one, Shikamaru, one who was sleeping or something, Hinata, and then her target, Ino.
"Itachi-Kun, Sasori, Deidara and Kisame, I've located the target. She's in the family room/porch. The exits are the back door, the vent in the ceiling I'm currently positioned in, and the entrance to the kitchen. There are also windows on the north and west sides of the room."
She said through her walkie talkie headset.
"So she's in the easiest room to get out of huh?" Itachi asked no one in particular.
"Okay, come back to the basement Ayama."
"Hai."
She turned around to retreat when she heard Ino say something.
" I have to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back."
"Itachi." Ayama beeped in.
"What is it."
"Target is moving to nearest bathroom to family room. "
:Got it."
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"Deidara, Sasori, prepare the monster, were going in." Itachi chuckled evily.
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Ino: Why do I go first.!?
Colz: Because I'm making you go first.
Itachi: This will be interesting.
Colz: Yes it will.
-Colz and Itachi laugh evily.-
Ino: Your WEIRD!!!!
Colz: It's not a bad thing.
Deidara: Sasori yeah, Kisame stole my exploding toy of him! Get it back for me
Kisame: Shut up you loser.
Deidara: WAHHH!!! Kisame!!!
Sasori: Ugh, just review please.