WeIrDeNeSs
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"96 bottles of beer on the wall 96 bottles of beer! You take one down, pass it around, 95 bottles of beer on the wall!" Rin and Kohaku and Hachi and Ginta and Suikotsu sang.
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"What are you two doing here?" Sesshomaru asked Inuyasha and Koga.
""Nothing." They replied getting closer. "Ready…"
"Aaaahhhhh!!"
"Bother Bother Bother Bother Bother Bother Bother Bother Bother Bother Bother Bother Bother Bother Bother Bother Bother Bother Bother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Sesshomaru turned into his demon form.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Inuyasha ran away.
"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Koga followed him. Then he ran back to Sesshomaru. "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!... bother." then he ran away.
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"Brass Monkey! That funky Monkey! Brass Monkey Junkie! That funky Monkey!" Naraku break danced in his baboon cloak.
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"What are you doing?" Shippo asked Kaede.
"Balancing Kagome's textbooks on my face. What are YOU doing!?"
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"If only he would have called me…I never even knew his name…" Hojo cried.
"There's always Sesshomaru…" Sango consoled.
"I'm a thuper freak!" Sesshomaru ran in wearing Miroku's diaper on his head.
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"Oooooh! Back to school. Back to school. To prove to dad that I'm not a fool. I got my…… lunch… packed up, my boots tied tight. I hope I don't get in a fight!" Sota said.
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"You want me to do what?" Inuyasha asked Jakotsu.
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Inutaisho: Don't
Izayoi: Worry
Sesshomaru: Be
Inuyasha: Happy!
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"Silly Koga, cross-dressing is for kids!"
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"95 bottles of beer of the wall 95 bottles of beer! You take one down, pass it around, 94 bottles of beer on the wall!" Rin and Kohaku and Hachi and Ginta and Suikotsu and Grandpa sang.
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"OO EE OO AH AH TENG TANG WALLA WALLA BING BANG! OO EE OO AH AH TENG TANG WALLA WALLA BING BANG!!" Naraku sang.
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"A driver don't pick the cars. Mmm-mm. Cars pick the driver." Ayame told Onigumo.
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"You won't last two seconds if he invades your mind." Kikyo glared at Goshinki.
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"I wet the bed until I was 19. There's no shame in that." Sesshomaru crossed him arms.
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"What's the matter cat got your tongue?" Kirara asked Jaken. He frowned.
"Get your paw out of my mouf…"
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"You and me. Me and you. Both of us togetheeeerrrrr!!!" Koga sang to a sleeping Kagome.
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"Sesshomaru, I've got a feeling we're not in feudal Japan anymore…" Rin said.
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"No way! How are you going to do that?!" Kagura asked Naraku.
"I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse."
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"To the idiot mobile!" Renkotsu said running to Ginkotsu.
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"Asante Sana Squash Banana!" Naraku danced on his baboon cloak.
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"Where does it hurt?" Kagura asked.
"Right here on my head" Hojo said pointing his toenail.
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"I'm too sexy for my fluff." Sesshomaru twirled around until he was dizzy.
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"Naraku's a bad mother-" Hakudoshi
"Shut your mouth!" Kagura and Kanna said.
"What? I was just talking about Naraku."
"Then we can dig it!"
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"In touch with the ground I'm on the hunt I'm after you! Smell like I sound, I'm lost in a crowd! And I'm hungry like the wolf." Koga sang.
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"Oh hi Kikyo!" Miroku greeted.
"I'm Kagome…"
"…well I just feel silly…"
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"Finally an action movie that I can watch!" Shippo celebrated.
"Here's your ticket Shippo." Kagome said.
"What the? Happy Mc Smiley Rainbow Flower Unicorn's Playhouse?!"
"Our movie is actually rated R, you can't watch it."
"HOLLYWOOD LIED TO ME!"
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"Holy crapmuffins!" Sesshomaru screamed.
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"I said a boom boom booooooom! Now let me hear ya say Wayo!" Kanna said.
"WAYO!!" everyone shouted.
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"Would it kill you to lower the toilet seat!" Sesshomaru shouted angrily.
"Would it kill you to look first!" Koga shouted back.
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"My blood cries out for the vengeance of my people's blood which can only be repaid with at least twice as much blood or maybe three times as much blood like if you to heck and it was full of blood and that blood was on fire and it was raining blood and maybe that would be enough blood…oh but probably not…" Koga said.
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"If you don't master your anger…your anger will master you…I should know…" Inuyasha said.
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"Last week I was on animal planet…" Shippo told his therapist.
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Demon blood is thicker than………regular………blood…" Sesshomaru explained.
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"You will parish in flames ee…(cough, cough, cough) ooh sorry…" Totasai said.
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"Rapidash I choose you!" Hakudoshi yelled.
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"D'oh!" Kohaku slapped his head.
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"94 bottles of beer on the wall 94 bottles of beer! You take one down, pass it around, 93 bottles of beer on the wall!" Rin and Kohaku and Hachi and Ginta and Suikotsu and Grandpa and Miroku sang.
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"I swear to drunk I'm not God." Master Moushin claimed.
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"Well I'll be a monkey's ancestor!" Naraku slapped his head.
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Sota: Hello Muddah, hello Faddah
Here I am at camp Inuyasha!
Camp is very entertaining
And they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining.
I went hiking with Shikigami
They developed poison ivy.
You remember Leonard Skinner
He got ptomaine poisoning last night after dinner!
All the counselors hate the waiters
And the lake has alligators!
And the head coach wants no sissies
So he reads to us from something called Ulysses.
Now I don't want this should scare ya'
But my bunkmate has malaria!
You remember priest Tsubaki
They're about to organize a searching party!
Take me home, oh Muddah, Faddah
Take me home, I hate Inuyasha.
Don't leave me out in the forest where
I might get eaten by a bear!
Take me home, I promise I will
Not make noise, or mess the house with
Other boys, oh please don't make me stay
I've been here one whole day…
Dearest Fadduh, Darling Muddah
How's my precious ancient grandpah!
Let me come home if you miss me
I would even let Aunt Bertha hug and kiss me!
Wait a minute, it stopped hailing
Guys are swimming, guys are sailing.
Playing baseball, gee that's bettah
Muddah, Faddah kindly disregard this letter!