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"You're lost…" Sango said.
"I am NOT lost! I know where I am I just don't know where I'm going!" Kirara growled.
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"Inuyasha what do you want for Christmas?" Kagome asked.
"I want a hairbrush that won't disintegrate when I eat it."
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"Hey you want some-"
"If it's not threatening to take over the world I don't want it." Naraku said.
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"Didja ever wonder what an elephant does when he wants to pick his nose?" Master Moushin asked.
"Okay how many beers have you had?" Miroku asked.
"Haven't started this first one yet."
"I think you've had enough already."
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"93 bottles of beer on the wall 93 bottles of beer! You take one down, pass it around, 92 bottles of beer on the wall!" Rin and Kohaku and Hachi and Ginta and Suikotsu and Grandpa and Miroku and Kagura sang.
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"Mirror Mirror on the wall you're not pleasing me at all. I know you cannot lie forsooth, but can't you slightly bend the truth." Urasui asked.
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"You talk like an idiot!" Koga told Kikyo.
"I have to or you won't understand."
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"There's a rainbow inside my head!" Sesshomaru screamed.
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"This note from your teacher says you refused to participate in a fire drill. Why?" Bankotsu asked.
"I knew there wasn't a fire." Renkotsu said.
"How did you know that?"
"I didn't start one."
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"I just want the world to know my fly is down!" Kaede announced.
"Why did you bring her out in public?" Shippo growled.
"She promised to buy me lunch." Kagura shrugged.
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"No Inuyasha…I am your father!" Inutaisho said.
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"So Sesshomaru has a driver's license now eh? How do you manage to keep him at home?" Myoga asked Inutaisho.
"I provide a comfortable home atmosphere, plenty of things to occupy his mind, and I let the air out of his tires."
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"Hey according to a 1991 survey by the Scott Paper Company, 54 percent of Americans fold the toilet paper neatly while 35 percent wad it into a ball before using it!" Jaken said.
"Why are you telling me this?" Miroku asked.
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"Are the voices in my head bothering you!?" Kohaku asked Ayame.
"Uh…no."
"Would you like them to?!"
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"So what about the other 11 percent?" Miroku asked.
"Oh they just don't wipe." Jaken said.
"WHY am I still talking to you!"
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Alcohol. 'S poison y'know. Poison! It rots yer body, pickles yer brain and rends the soul. 'S a cruel mistress you can't turn away from. Slow death from the inside out." Master Moushin said.
"Wow man if that's how you feel why don't you try to stop?" Onigumo asked.
"Cuz those are the reasons I like it so much!"
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"I'm sorry! I didn't mean to wreck your car!" Inuyasha ran away.
"It's no problem! Now let me swat that fly off your head with this ax!" Sesshomaru chased after him.
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"Should cheese look like that?" Hojo asked.
"Well it shouldn't be giving you the finger." Sango said.
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"No Kagome…I am your grandpa!" Grandpa said.
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"Who wants tacos!?" Suikotsu asked.
"It…is…three…in…the…morning…" Bankotsu growled.
"Your point?"
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"It says here there's a law against riding down the street in a motorboat." Shippo said.
"I don't think I need to comment on that." Kagome raised an eyebrow.
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"WE'VE LANDED ON THE MOON!" Myoga screamed victory dancing on Sesshomaru's forehead.
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"92 bottles of beer on the wall 92 bottles! You take one down, pass it around, 91 bottles of beer on the wall!" Rin and Kohaku and Hachi and Ginta and Suikotsu and Grandpa and Miroku and Kagura and Koga sang.
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"Allllllllllllrighty then!" Jaken grinned.
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"No Inuyasha…I am your dead ex!" Kikyo said.
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"Ooooooh…this isn't where I parked my Kirara." Sango whined standing in quicksand.
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"Wha-What's that? Who are you.?" Kanna screamed.
"gshjgfhjkgfdhgjkdhgjk."
"Who are you!"
"gfhjghfdjkghfdjkghfdjkghfjk!"
"Who are you!?"
"………………GSHJKGHSKFSADFJNSDIGSNBK!!!!!"
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"Nobody takes me seriously!" Shippo cried wearing a bib and pink leg warmers.
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"Hmm…I should probably lay off the drugs." Sango said.
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"Holy crud scones! Why am I in girly clothing?!" Koga screamed.
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Inutaisho, Naraku, Miroku, Inuyasha, Kohaku, Bankotsu, Ginta, Hakkaku:
For a long time we've been marching off to battle.
Sesshomaru: In our thund'ring herd we feel a lot like cattle.
Inutaisho, Naraku, Miroku, Inuyasha, Kohaku, Bankotsu, Ginta, Hakkaku:
Like the pounding beat our aching feet aren't easy to ignore.
Nobunaga: Hey! Think of instead a girl worth fighting for!
Shippo: Huh?
Nobunaga: That's what I said! A girl worth fighting for! I want her paler than the moon with eyes that shine like stars!
Sesshomaru: My girl will marvel at my strength, adore my battle scars!
Hachi: I couldn't care less what she'll wear or what she looks like! It all depends on what she cooks like: Beef, pork, chicken! Mmmh!
Sesshomaru: Bet the local girls thought you were quite the charmer!
Nobunaga: And I'll bet the ladies love a man in armor!
Inutaisho, Naraku, Miroku, Inuyasha, Kohaku, Bankotsu, Ginta, Hakkaku:
You can guess what we have missed the most since we went off to war!
Nobunaga: What do we want?
Inutaisho, Naraku, Miroku, Inuyasha, Kohaku, Bankotsu, Ginta, Hakkaku:
A girl worth fighting for!
Sesshomaru: My girl will think I have no faults!
Hachi: That I'm a major find!
Shippo: Uh…How 'bout a girl who's got a brain…Who always speaks her mind?
Nobunaga, Sesshomaru, Hachi:
Nah!
Nobunaga: My manly ways and turn of phrase are sure to thrill her!!
Sesshomaru: He thinks he's such a lady-killer!
Kageroumaru: I've a girl back home who's unlike any other!
Sesshomaru: Yeah, the only girl who'd love him is his mother…
Inutaisho, Naraku, Miroku, Inuyasha, Kohaku, Bankotsu, Ginta, Hakkaku:
But when we come home in victory they'll line up at the door!
Nobunaga: What do we want?
Inutaisho, Naraku, Miroku, Inuyasha, Kohaku, Bankotsu, Ginta, Hakkaku:
A girl worth fighting for!
Nobunaga: Wish that I had!
Inutaisho, Naraku, Miroku, Inuyasha, Kohaku, Bankotsu, Ginta, Hakkaku:
A girl worth fighting for!
Everyone:
A girl worth fighting for!