Colz: Okay so I'm updating today!

Rock Lee: YES!! Let the youth explode

Colz: OMFG!!! FINE YOU WANT THE POWER OF YOUTH TO EXPLODE!? -pulls out shot gun-

Rock Lee: Gai Sen---

Colz: -BANG-

Rock Lee: -falls to ground, bleeding.-

Colz: Betch

Gai: Lee----

Colz: -BANG-

Gai: -imitates Lee-

Itachi: Finally

Naruto: I know seriously, fuzzy brows wouldn't leave.

Colz: ANYWAYS!!!

Hinata: Colz doesn't own Naruto, I DO mwuhahahahaha.

Colz: No you don't, Masashi Kishimoto does.

Recap:

"Whats going on." Sakura asked.

"We're staying in here for the night, everyone is exhausted." Sasuke answered.

"I'm not exhausted! Lets go solve this monster mystery." She replied, yawning in the middle of her sentence.

"Tomorrow." Hinata said, as she sat next to Naruto.

"Fine," She replied, giving in.

Sasuke and Naruto began to make a huge bed with 3 blankets. When they were satisfied with the feeling, they began to barricade the blanket bed with pillows. Using the extras to block the door. Naruto layed down at the edge nearest the door with Hinata snuggled up right next to him. He wrapped his arm around her petite form and held her close to his body, afraid to let go. (aww)

Sasuke layed on the edge nearest the wall, in case the monster decided to pop out of the paneling. Sakura was right next to him. She faced his toned form and rested her hands against his shirt covered chest. Sasuke wrapped an arm around her, possessively, pulling her closer to him so he could protect her. (once again, aww)

They stayed like that for the rest of the night, everyone in the basement fell asleep as well. Itachi and Ayama on the couch, Ayama on top of Itachi. Sasori fell asleep on the chair, Deidara and Kisame fell asleep on the soft clay beds Deidara made. Shikamaru let Ino onto the couch with him and Neji and Tenten fell asleep on the blanket that Itachi pulled out of the dryer.

The rest of the night the thunderstorm dragged out, only becoming much stronger for the young ninja to wake up to.

Monster in the Basement

Chapter 6

More than One?

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BOOM! Thunder roared outside, the rain pelted the roof of the Uchiha residence, echoing throughout the home. Sasuke awoke from his cramped up slumber only to discover that Hinata was gone. Blinking, he glanced towards the sleeping girl next to him and then towards the blonde on the opposite side of the closet. He reached over and tapped Naruto on the shoulder.

"Dobe," Sasuke whispered, just enough for Naruto to hear.

"..."

"Dobe."

"..noooooooo, I don't know who'd I pick if Hinata and the last ramen in the world were hanging off a cliff."

Sasuke's vein shot out of his head as he slapped the blonde causing him to sit upright with a jolt.

"Sasuke-teme!!" Naruto growled, balling his fists up.

"Nows not the time moron look." He replied, pointing to the empty space near the whiskered boy.

Naruto gasped as he lifted the blankets up and threw pillows around, searching for Hinata. When he lifted up a pillow in the corner of the room, he flipped out.

"Sasuke-teme, look!" he choked out pointing towards a cup of ramen that lay nestled between two white pillows.

"What does it mean Naruto," Sasuke asked.

"Well I had a dream last night, the monster had Hinata hanging off a cliff and he also had a big cup of ramen dangling from the cliff by its noodles. He said I had to choose, if I chose Hinata, I'd live a life without ramen, but if i chose ramen, my lover Hinata would die."

"Who'd you choose?" Sasuke asked, a smirk growing on his face.

"Don't tell anyone but I chose the ramen." He sobbed.

"Uhm, why are you guys so short?" Sakura asked, looking down at the two.

"Sakura! Your hanging on the wall." Naruto exclaimed.

"I am?" She asked, looking at her surroundings. "Oh my god! Get me down!"

Sasuke and Naruto got up and moved towards her but all of a sudden, dark arms shot out from the wall, pinning both Naruto and Sasuke to the ground nearest the door.

"AHH!" Sakura screamed as the tentacle-like arms wrapped around her body.

"Sakura!" Sasuke screamed, pulling out a kunai, cutting the arm the pinned him down.

As soon as he approached the pink-headed kunoichi, she had already vanished through the wall. Sasuke walked over and punched it, causing his knuckles to bleed.

"DAMNIT!!" he shouted, causing Naruto to shudder.

"What are we going to do now," Naruto asked, pulling at the closet door. "We cant get out."

Sasuke shook his head as he walked over to the door and turned the knob, pushing it outward.

"How did you."

"Its a push door dobe, I was seeing how long it took for you guys to notice."

Naruto's eyes widened and his face reddened with embarrassment. Sasuke looked at him and then continued through the door," Lets go."

-In the basement-

"Hahaha, that was a good one, yeah!" Deidara exclaimed, as Sakura fell to the ground in front of everybody.

"Were am I?" She asked, looking at everyone.

"In the basement," Neji answered, looking at the pink-headed girl.

"Oh," She simply replied, taking a seat on the couch next to Ino.

"So...are we inside the monster?" She asked, receiving stares from everyone.

"No," Itachi replied, " We're messing with Sasuke and Naruto, making them think theres a real monster."

"Oh," She replied, looking towards the door.

They all then continued what they were doing, Shikamaru and Ino were sitting on the couch talking to Sakura, Neji and Tenten were talking with Hinata. Itachi and Ayama were making out over by the furnace, located outside the game room. Sasori was being aggravated by Deidara and Kisame's arguing.

"So does everyone remember the plan?" Sasori asked, catching everyone's attention.

"Yes," they all said in unison.

Itachi and Ayama returned into the room and everyone gathered around them.

"Lets move in, Sasuke and Naruto are probably loosing their minds now." Itachi chuckled silently.

"Yes, this will be f-----"

Sasori was interrupted by an ear piercing sound. The same sound, that Deidara's flute makes.

"Deidara stop playing that flute," Kisame ordered.

Deidara held up the flute and answered, "But I'm not playing it, its right here, yeah."

Everyone's eyes widened as the television and the lights in the room shut off.

"Heh, very funny Sasuke." Itachi said, walking towards the basement door.

Everyone followed as he opened the door and nobody was there. Terrified they ran into the living room to be trampled by an unknown force from the staircase.

-Sasuke and Naruto-

Naruto made his way to the stairs when Sasuke stopped him from going any further.

"Sasuke?" He asked in confusion.

"If the monster can take people through the ceiling, walls, and floor, its best that we don't walk down the stairs." he replied, glancing towards Naruto.

"Then how do we get down?"

"Simple, the railing."

Naruto looked at Sasuke and Sasuke looked at Naruto as the each went for a railing.

"Are you ready, Naruto?" Sasuke asked, as lightning lit up the house again.

"Yeah, lets go," He replied as they hopped on, sliding down to the bottom, only to crash into something.

"The monster!!!" Naruto shrieked as they encountered the object.

-Everybody-

"Oww," Ino mumbled, as she got to her feet, dusting herself off.

"What happened, Sasuke-teme?" Naruto weakly asked, as he rubbed the top of his head.

Sasuke and Naruto looked at the group and the group looked at them. They couldn't make out anyone because of the darkness. But then thunder boomed outside causing everyone in the house to scream like little girls.

"AHHHHH!" they all screamed in unison.

Sasuke and Naruto held onto each other, as Naruto fumbled with the flashlight Kisame left in the living room. When he turned it on, he saw the familiar faces of his friends. Relief washed over him as he got up and walked over towards them.

"Hinata." he asked, warily.

"Naruto!" She squealed, jumping on him.

"Foolish little brother, it's not nice to run into people and not even apologize." Itachi exclaimed, helping Ayama up.

"HEY! You ran into us!" He shouted back offensively.

"Oh yeah, we were running in the air and ran up the railing so you can purposely jump on us." he said, sarcastically.

"I'm glad you admitted it." Sasuke answered, crossing his arms.

Then something hit him, all his friends who were captured were standing right in front of him, completely unharmed.

"Hey wait a minute! Where's the monster?" He asked, confused.

"There is no monster." Kisame said, trying to hold down his laughter.

"But it captured you and Itachi." Naruto stated.

"Oh you mean Sasori's clay covered puppet?" He exclaimed, pulling it out of the computer room.

Sasuke and Naruto's mouth dropped when they saw it and everyone started laughing.

"Whats so funny!?" Sasuke squeaked.

"The look on your face, yeah!" Deidara said, rolling on the ground laughing.

BANG!!! Something crashed upstairs, nearly causing everyone to jump out of their skin.

"What was that," Neji asked, looking towards the stairs.

"It sounded like it came from moms room." Itachi said.

Itachi and Sasuke both gulped and walked up the stairs, having everyone follow. Sakura was holding Sasuke's hand, and Ayama did the same with Itachi. (a/n: eh, everyone held each others hand, just don't feel like listing all the pairings.)

Slowly they approached the door, Sasuke reached his hand out to turn the handle when Itachi slapped it down.

"Itachi.."

"We cant go in there, Sasuke, thats mom and dad's room, you don't know what they have in there. Remember last time we went in? We were grounded for weeks!" Itachi whispered, causing Sasuke to sigh.

"I forgot about that." he replied.

"Although, if we make someone else go in, we wont technically be in their room." Itachi explained.

"Sasori and Kisame, go in there and see what happened." Itachi ordered.

"Why?" Sasori asked.

"Because, or do you want me to send Ayama in their and have her get hurt?" He answered.

"Ugh, fine!" Sasori replied, grabbing Kisame by the shirt.

"You would send in your own girlfriend?" Sasuke asked.

"No, I just said that so he would go in. "

"Ah."

Sasori and Kisame entered the room. The dark walls and carpet made the room hard to see in.

"Can you see anything?" Tenten asked.

"I cant even see where I'm going," Kisame answered, tripping over a stray shoe.

"Damn, Itachi your parents are messy!" he yelled.

Itachi chuckled as Sasori walked towards the window. He glanced out and saw a huge funnel petruding from the ominous clouds. He walked towards the bathroom and opened the door to see something inside, he sighed.

"Itachi a tree fell into your parents bathroom, and it looks like a tornado is forming outside."

"hmm, to my room!" Itachi ordered, having everyone follow.

-Itachi's room-

Itachi walked over to his built in shelf on the left wall and pulled out a tiny T.V. He put in a few batteries and adjusted the tuning.

"Why do you still have that thing Itachi?" Sasuke asked.

"Its comes in handy."

Just then they could hear voices coming from the speakers. Except they couldn't figure out what it was saying. Now, being the computer genius he is, Itachi went over to his computer and hooked up the T.V. up to it. Opening up a program, he managed to get rid of the static so they could here what the voice was saying.

"...Severe..storms..approaching..Tornado...warning..." The voice said.

"There's blotches in the sentence." Shikamaru stated.

"Well I cant do anything about the blotches." Itachi replied.

Just then, they all heard a screech, the same Japanese flute sound that they have been hearing all night, causing all the windows to shatter, spreading around the room. Everyone fell to the ground, covering their heads and faces from the flying glass.

"Deidara! Stop already!" Sasori yelled.

"Its not me, yeah!" Deidara exclaimed, throwing the flute to Sasori.

Sasori picked it up and threw it against the wall, smashing it into little tiny pieces. The sound came again, and they all immediately looked at the flute. It was still smashed in the corner, causing everyone to scream.

"Itachi! Enough with the tricks, okay!" Sasuke said as they all huddled near each other.

"This is not my trick foolish little brother!" he replied, as something slithered into the room, from the window.

-

Colz: -lightning flashes- mwuhahahahaha!

Itachi: What is wrong with you! Why are you doing this.

Colz: Hey! It's not me, I'm just writing what I'm told to write.

Colz: -whispers to readers- or am I? Hehe.
Itachi: What was that!?

Colz: Nothing...

Sasori: Nicole, just tell us. Don't make it harder then it already is!

Colz: God damn it! Its COLZ not that name, I can't stand that name. Ugh!

Sasori: Okay.

Colz: Aw, I'm sorry -hugs Sasori-

Deidara: What about me, yeah! -sobs-

Colz: -hugs Deidara-

Rock Lee: Ugh, I'm loosing a lot of blood.

Colz: O.o;; gerr. I thought I killed you!?

Gai: Me and Lee let the youth consume us! We can't die!

Colz: We'll see about that! -pulls out katana-

Colz: I'll make your death slow and painful!

Sasuke: I command you to leave reviews!

Itachi: Were are your manners, foolish little brother? Say please.

Sasuke: No

Itachi: -sighs- PLEASE! Leave reviews. :)

Colz: Arigatou to those who have been leaving reviews! Your awesome!