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"Hehe…soap…" Miroku grinned.
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"I wanna be like other girls!" Koga sang.
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"It's the hard knock life for us!" Shippo and Rin sang.
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"Inuyasha for president!"
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"Fruit Salad…Yummy, Yummy… Fruit Salad…Yummy Yummy… Fruit Salad… Yummy Yummy… Yummy, Yummy, Yummy, Yummy Fruit Salad!" Inuyasha sat on a patch of grass surrounded by volcano vents.
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"Killing is wrong… and bad. There should be a new stronger word for killing like…badwrong or…badong! Yes…Killing is badong." Naraku declared.
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"Weeeeeooooo!" Sesshomaru shouted.
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"Ahhhhhhh! Chicken go cluck cluck! Cow go moo! Piggy go (snort, snort) how bout you? Gunna be an animal just like you!" Kagura sang.
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"Cooo…cooo…" Kanna bird called. Hakudoshi stood up.
"I'm just a birdy too!"
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"So…got any plans for the future?" Kagome asked Kirara.
"Yes, but I do not wish to repeat them to you because you are a BAD INFLUENCE ON my well being."
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"Curses foiled again." Kikyo said after Inuyasha left.
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"Give me the ring! I mean the shiny thing! I mean the sacred jewel shard!"
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"Koga for president!"
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"Wassupy!" Suikotsu shouted.
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"I see dead people…" Kikyo said staring at a lake.
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"My demon kitty was trained for war…she's grrrrrreat!" Sango explained.
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"The cult of Naraku…I need to print more brochures." Kanna said.
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"What are you doing with Naraku!?" Kagura and Kanna screamed.
"He hasn't been paying child support so we're taking him in!" Policeman said.
"Kagura take care of Kanna and Hakudoshi!" Naraku screamed.
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"And that's how baby demons are made…" Shippo told Sesshomaru.
"Blech!"
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"In the depths…no one…can hear you scream!...Well they can…but it's really muffled." Kikyo said.
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"A horse kicked me once…it hurt…" Koga complained.
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"I have been chosen, by the big metal hand in the sky!" Renkotsu told Ginkotsu.
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"Side affects may include dry mouth, nausea, vomiting, watery tension, painful rectulage, hallucinations, dementia, psychosis, coma, death, and halitosis. Curses are not for everyone, consult your doctor before use." Dark Priestess Tsubaki warned.
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"When you care enough to send the very best!...send someone else." Sesshomaru said.
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"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!" Akitoki Hojo laughed. "Hehe…did anyone not laugh at that?"
Everyone slapped Akitoki.
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"Anything you can do I can do better! I can do anything better than you!" Kikyo screamed.
"No you can't!" Kagome screamed back.
"Yes I can!"
"No you can't!"
"Yes I can!"
"No you can't!"
"Yes I can! Yes I can!"
"Anything you can be I can be greater! Sooner or later I'm greater than you!" Onigumo screamed.
"No you're not!" Naraku screamed back.
"Yes I am!"
"No you're not!"
"Yes I am!"
"No you're not!"
"Yes I am! Yes I am"
"I can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge!" Ginkotsu bragged.
"I can get a sparrow with a bow arrow!" Shippo countered.
"I can live on bread and cheese!" Kirara said.
"And only on that?" Sango asked.
"Yes."
"So can a rat."
"Any note you can reach I can go higher!" Miroku declared.
"I can sing anything higher than you!" Koga also declared.
"No you can't!"
"Yes I can!"
"No you can't!"
"Yes I can!"
"No you can't!"
"Yes I can!"
"No you can't!"
"Yes I can!"
"No you can't!"
"Yes I can!"
"How do you sing that high?" Miroku was astounded.
"I'm a girl!" Koga said knowingly.
"Anything you can say I can say softer!" Ryukotsei said.
"I can say anything softer than you!" Rouyakan said."
"No you can't!"
"Yes I can!"
"No you can't."
"Yes I can."
"No you can't…"
"Yes I can…"
"No you can't…."
"YES I CAN!!!!"
"I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker!" Rin threw a bottle of rum out a window.
"I can drink it quicker and get even sicker!" Kohaku fell on his back.
"I can open any safe!"
"Without bein' caught?"
"Sure…"
"That's what I thought, you crook!"
"Any note you can hold I can hold longer!" Ginta challenged.
"I can hold any note longer than you!" Sota accepted.
"No you can't!"
"Yes I caaan!"
"No you caaannn't!"
"Yes I caaaaaaaaannnnnnn!!!!"
"No you caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnn'ttt!!"
"Yes I can!"
"Yes IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII can!"
"Yes you can!" Ginta agreed. "Where do you keep all that air?"
"Bleh." Sota responded.
"Anything you can say I can say faster!" Jakotsu said.
"I can say anything faster than you!" Hakkaku replied.
"No you can't!"
"Yes I can!"
"Noyou can't!"
"YesI can!"
"Noyoucan't!"
"YesIcan!"
"I can jump a hurdle!" Kagura said.
"I can wear a girdle!" Sesshomaru countered.
"I can knit a sweater!"
"I can fill it better!" Sesshomaru hugged his fluffy-kins.
"I can do most anything!"
"Can you bake a pie?"
"No."
"Neither can I…" Sesshomaru shrugged.
"Anything you can sing I can sing sweeter." Kanna sang.
"I can sing anything sweeter than you!" Jaken sang back.
"No you can't!"
"Yes I can!"
"No you can't!"
"Yes I can!"
"No you can't, can't, can't!!"
"Yes I can, can, can!"
"No you caaaannn't!"
"Yes I caaaaannnn!"
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