Colz: Wooh!
Itachi?
Colz: I don't know.
Itachi: Oh okay.
Colz: Okay anyways some random guy came up to me the other day asking for a nickel.
Deidara: Really yeah?
Colz: No, it would have been funny though.
Rock Lee: YOUUTTHHHH!!!!!
Colz: O.O SUCKS!!! -pulls out gun-
Rock Lee: O.O how does youth suck?
Colz: Who wants to run around when you can relax on the computer all day!!!?
Rock Lee: I want to run around!!
Colz: Good Bye -shoots Lee-
Rock Lee: -dies-
Naruto: Colz doesn't own me!
Colz: .x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x. :D
Recap:
Sasuke vanished and reappeared in front of the door only to have Itachi beat him to it. Sasuke inwardly cursed himself for not being fast enough to beat his brother. A smirk tugged at the corner of Itachi's lips as he watched Sasuke furrow his eyebrows.
"Going somewhere, little brother?" Itachi asked, walking forward, causing Sasuke to back up.
"No," He replied, holding his hands out in front of himself.
"Thats not what it looked like." Itachi scoffed, walking closer, causing Sasuke to back up farther.
"What could you p-possibly mean?" he stuttered.
"What could I mean?" he echoed.
"Hey, I was just taking a walk around the room is all, What? I cant walk around the room?"
"And I cant play Swords of the Universe: Exion?"
"When did I say you couldn't play?"
Sasuke began to get nervous, he was so close to the wall that his back almost touched it and Itachi was still walking forwards. What does he want me to fall out of the window? Sasuke thought to himself as his back grazed the blinds, causing him to turn his head to look at the closed aluminum.
"Brother," Itachi said, cracking his knuckles.
"What?"
"Let the war begin!"
Monster in the Basement
Chapter 15
The Fight
--
Itachi lunged forwards towards Sasuke with a fist clenched. Sasuke ducked and Itachi punched the window out. He watched it fall to the ground and then turned around to see Sasuke with a stapler.
"What are you going to do with that stapler?" Itachi asked, wiping blood off his knuckles.
"Something I should have done a long time ago!" Sasuke yelled, running towards Itachi.
Itachi backed up against the wall with Sasuke still advancing towards him. His hand slowly reached for his weapon pouch only to find it completely empty. Damn! He thought. Sasuke ran closer and closer, with the stapler pointing in his direction. Beads of sweat began to gather on his forehead as Sasuke finally approached, stapling Itachi to the wall, including his ponytail.
"What the hell?" He shouted, glaring at the smirking Sasuke.
"Thats it your so going down." He muttered as he ripped the staplers out of his clothes that connected him to the wall.
Sasuke watched him escape and he started to shoot staples at him while backing up. Wonderful. The staples kept coming towards Itachi as he reached forward with one hand. Walking towards Sasuke, one lone staple decided it would pay Itachi's left eye a little visit.
"OMG MY EYE!!!" Itachi yelled, cupping his eye with both hands. "Thats it!"
Itachi walked over towards the computer and picked up the keyboard, disconnecting it from the tower. He began to examine which side would hurt more. He concluded on the back side, where the keys weren't located. If he decided on the side with the keys, they would cushion the impact.
Chuckling, Itachi slowly walked towards a frightened Sasuke who was seated on the floor in the corner of the room. Sasuke looked towards the stapler then towards Itachi. He then stood up and began to shoot Itachi again. Itachi just continued to advance, covering his eyes this time with his arms. Itachi was about 5 steps away from Sasuke when he ran out of staples.
"No, no, no, you piece of crap!" He yelled, throwing it towards Itachi, who just caught it instead.
"Hmhmhmhm, foolish little brother, prepare to feel the wrath of Swords of the Universe:Exion!" he shouted, smacking Sasuke upside the head with the keyboard.
"OMG!! Those hurt!" He yelled covering his head with his arms.
Sasuke looked around the room to find something he could use to attack Itachi with. He then spotted a broom right next to him. Looking towards it, he grabbed the cleaning tool and began to 'sword' fight with Itachi. Itachi held onto the keyboard with a firm grip, as did Sasuke with the broom. A moment of silence fell, both of the brothers glaring at each other.
Sasuke decided to attack first. He ran up to Itachi and acted as if he was going to hit Itachi in the face, when he really went for his 'special' place. Wham! Sasuke cocked the broom stick back and swung as hard as he could, knocking Itachi in the groin.
Itachi gasped for air and dropped the keyboard, cupping his 'manhood'.
"I hope your children felt that!" Exclaimed Sasuke as Itachi fell to the ground.
"Oh my nuts!" Itachi groaned, as he fought back the tears. (a/n: Sasuke's a cheap fighter, ne?)
Sasuke began to laugh as Itachi curled into a ball on the ground. His eyes were closed tight and his toes were scrunched up.
"Time out, Time out!"
"You cant call time outs Itachi." Sasuke replied, turning to go for the keys to the room.
Itachi just happened to glance up and see this. With one last attempt he grabbed Sasuke's ankle, causing him to fall to the ground. Sasuke hit the old rocking chair on his way and broke the arm off.
"Your not getting those keys so easily!" Itachi yelled, crawling towards them.
"Neither are you!!" Sasuke yelled, grabbing Itachi's pony tail to refrain him from going any further.
"Ow, leggo!!" He pleaded, his hand reaching for the base of the pony tail so it wouldn't hurt as much.
"Fork over the keys!!"
"Never!" Itachi shouted, kicking Sasuke in the stomach.
Itachi got to his feet and ran over towards the keys, despite the pain between his legs. Upon reaching them, he smirked as he picked them up, turning around to be greeted with onyx eyes that were stationed across the room. He narrowed his eyes as he watched Sasuke inch a little bit forward.
"If you want the keys." Itachi stated, pulling the waist line of his pants away from him and dropping the keys inside. "Then go get them."
Itachi laughed hysterically when Sasuke's skin complexion turned pale. He dropped the keys in his pants? He thought to himself as he shuddered from the thought of actually having to go into his older brothers pants to get the keys to get out of the room.
This should delay him some. Itachi thought to himself as he began to perform some handseals.
"Fire style! Fire ball Jutsu!" Itachi announced, spewing a fireball out of his mouth towards his younger brother.
"Sonnava--"
Sasuke jumped into the closet door as the fire ball came hurtling past him. When the fire had cleared, Sasuke jumped out of the closet with a pencil. He spotted Itachi and ran towards him. When he was about half way there, Sasuke jumped in the air and was now flying towards his older brother in slow motion. Landing on top of Itachi he attempted to stab him with the number 2, freshly sharpened pencil when Itachi intercepted his attack. He grabbed onto Sasuke's wrists as Sasuke struggled to push the writing utensil down. Itachi was laying on the floor with his younger brother sitting on his chest, holding a pencil to his face, what else was he supposed to do rather than reach across the room in attempt to grab a book that rested right to his side.
Stretching with all the force he could possibly muster, he managed to grab just a little bit of the book, accidentally ripping out a page. Whoops. He thought as he looked at the paper then towards the twisted boy that was trying to stab him. A devious smirk slid up onto his face as he took the paper and sliced the webbing on Sasuke's hand.
"Paper Cut!!" Sasuke shrieked, as he dropped the killer pencil and held his throbbing hand.
Itachi got to his feet and felt for the keys in his pants. They were gone. What!? He thought as he took his pants off and began to shake them upside down to see if the keys were just hiding.
"MY VIRGIN EYES!!!!" Sasuke yelled, falling to his knees with his hand covering his eyes.
Itachi looked at him in confusion then realized he was talking about only seeing Itachi in a shirt and boxers. He chuckled and then slipped his pants back on. Sasuke got up and spotted the keys the same time Itachi did. The silence dawned upon them again. (a/n: so much silence)
They were going to jump for it in
3.
2.
1.
"The keys are mine!" Sasuke shouted, lunging forward.
"No, you are mistaken, they belong to me!" Itachi replied, lunging forward as well.
They were both now falling towards the keys in slow motion. As they approached the keys, they both attempted to grab them at the same time, only causing them to be pushed. When they were pushed, they slid down the vent located in the wall they neatly rested in front of before.
"Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!" Sasuke shouted, sticking his arm down the vent. For it was no use, because the keys were gone.
"See look what you did Itachi" Sasuke yelled.
"Me!? It was you!" Itachi retorted, pointing a finger towards Sasuke.
"Nooo way, don't pin this one one me you know damn well it was you!"
"NO!"
"Yeah!"
They rambled on and on, only speaking one word towards the other. Itachi was saying, No, while Sasuke was saying Yeah. The only thing that seemed the shun out their ridiculous arguing, was the sound of flutes, and the door bursting wide open.
--
Colz: Well I enjoyed writing this chapter.
Itachi: My 'place' still hurts you know.
Colz: Oh, my bad, SAKURA!!
Sakura: Yo
Colz: -points- heal Itachi's manhood.
Sakura: NO WAY!!
Itachi: Please they hurt really bad!!
Sakura: NO
Sakura: -walks away-
Sasuke: Pfft. Thats what you get!
Itachi: I'll kill you Sasuke I really will. One day I will murder the clan like in the real series.
Sasuke: -gasps- you wouldn't
Itachi: I would.
Colz: If you think Sasuke should apologize, please leave a review:D